Will Kelly
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Will Kelly
@IKnowSoftware
The un-shittiest software recruiter on 🌍, owns @DevGrabr. I build dev teams that stick together and ship. Writer/Comic, I love @movetoloveyou, sneakers/golf.
Dallas, TX 가입일 Ağustos 2010
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Wonder if I could beat LeBron James at golf?⛳️🏌️♂️🤔
SOLELINKS@SOLELINKS
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@RhysSullivan @BenjDicken Is your app perf just dickin’ around? Only Ben’s balls know the truth.
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can't believe i just realized the ball guys' last name is Dickens
Ben Dicken@BenjDicken
Glad OpenAI bought the fast Python package manager.
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@AdamRackis Loves golf, patio drinks, my wife left me for a well hung man child, I enjoy the beach...
His future Tinder gonna be 🔥
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Did they have to report that detail? That poor man lmfao
BowTiedYukon@BowTiedYukon
Ex-husband down horrendous
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Are you over 40 and on the job market? Have a clear and recent social media photo (LinkedIn) that depicts you in a positive manner that won't offend anyone. There is already rampant ageism in hiring don't add "This f'ing Boomer can't even snap a pic on an iPhone, lol pass" to your obstacles. Show you can use basic technology, don't look like a serial killer. I know y'all can do this.
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@sudobunni You can tell he's never once used a mouse, protect this king.
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@randomrecruiter This pic makes me so f'ing mad there's like zero stock holder value being added here.
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@Madisonkanna @sudobunni An elephant but with fur so you can pet it, they're the best.
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@TheJusticeDept @DEAHQ @DEAHOUSTONDiv Thank God all these THC products are off the streets, think of the hours of Netflix that could have been watched.
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🚨No hiding place is safe. This Justice Department is cracking down on drug trafficking and removing dangerous narcotics from our communities.
Thanks to @DEAHQ, @DEAHoustonDiv, and local law enforcement, 4,000+ vape pens, 75 lbs. of THC wax, 42 lbs. of marijuana, 3 lbs. of mushrooms, and cocaine were seized.


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This is the song that plays in my head as you give a technical answer to a technical question I asked just flex and look cool. "Well Will, the thing about API performance is..."
ME - open.spotify.com/track/0oNIQmQI…
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@ChefDoomy @RonnieFieg Please, please don't involve a modern Asics model.
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No doubt in my mind that this is a teaser for a Kith for The Matrix collaboration.
📸: @RonnieFieg
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@chasecmiller @DaleStarkA10 Imagine strafing speedboats in some strait, talk about a dream op for A-10 pilots.
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@IKnowSoftware @DaleStarkA10 People who think the a10 no place on the modern battlefield lack imagination.
Breckenridge, CO 🇺🇸 English

Shocked, I tell you. I was reliably informed by the Lockheed funded military bloggers that the A-10 was outdated and irrelevant in modern warfare.
Status-6 (War & Military News)@Archer83Able
Chairman of the JCS Gen. Dan Caine: "The A-10 Warthog is now in the fight across the southern flank and is hunting and killing fast attack watercraft in the Straits of Hormuz."
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@RobSchneider @grok prove it.
come to Canada and do it, or I won't believe you
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LOOK IT UP, YOURSELVES YOU DUMB CANADIAN RETARDS!!
IT IS TRUE!! YOUR INSANE CANADIAN COUNTRY OFFERS SAME DAY SUICIDES!!! @Grok confirms 👇🇺🇸🇺🇸

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