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Kristopher Malloy

@KristopherMall6

I #photograph professionally, drink #wine, #cook exceptionally, #read enthusiastically & #served honorably #singledad #veteran #usafa #monumentalarts #RESIST

Maryland, USA 가입일 Aralık 2019
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Kristopher Malloy
Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·
Someone please nominate @joseandresgroup for the #NobelPeacePrize
Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳@chefjoseandres

We are right now at my restaurants @joseandresgroup in Washington DC to activate a way to help Federal employees, if the government shuts down. As well I know @WCKitchen is on and ready if we need to help! @GOP and @SpeakerMcCarthy with support of @TheDemocrats fund our government now! We can not help Americans when our government is not fully operational!

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Karen Duffin
Karen Duffin@duffinkaren·
For all the newly minted Artemis nerds out there, I need you to know that @NASA has Space Camp ... for adults. I went a few years ago bcs I'm a big nerd. And you should too, it's very cool. rocketcenter.com/SpaceCamp/Adul…
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Matthew Cappucci
Matthew Cappucci@MatthewCappucci·
Today I got a nasty message saying that only God can predict the weather. I guess the lady thinks I should resign…?
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Texas 🇺🇸@MustangMan_TX·
THIS IS SMALL TOWN AMERICA!🇺🇸 It doesn’t get much better than a Dukes of Hazzard car going airborne over the town square fountain in small town America!
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
For $0.20 a day, you can help smuggle frightened F-14s out of Iran and into the arms of a loving family...🥺😞
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Kristopher Malloy
Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·
@GravySauceCream Airline - we will give you $2k if you shave off 3hrs Pilot - done Airline - thanks (for saving us $35k in fuel)
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Justin Credible
Justin Credible@GravySauceCream·
LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS
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juju
juju@julest10003·
@electionsjoe I really hate being forced to agree with this loathesome creature, but that's where we are ...
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Raye@kexy_payn·
I still can't describe how satisfying this was when it aired 💀
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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·
@JustinWeather ❄️ below 0⁰ windchill. I can layer. But in 100⁰ heat I can only take off so much and...
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Justin Berk@JustinWeather·
🤔 🌡️ WEATHER POLL! Would you rather deal with: ❄️ Below 0°F Wind Chills 👍🏻 Tap the heart OR 🥵 100°F+ Heat Index ❤️ Tap the thumb 😆 No “in-between” allowed You’ve gotta pick one! Tell us WHY in the comments. ❓Are you built for layers and snow, or flip flops and AC? ⬇️💬 Let the great weather debate begin!
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Kristopher Malloy
Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·
@capitalweather This is the quality I expect from Gen X! Not MoCo's pre-production that slapped on 26-27 January 😀
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Buitengebieden@buitengebieden·
48 hour timelapse of a blizzard in 60 seconds..
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Joe G
Joe G@EastEndJoe·
I've been alive for 51 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in. Any suggestions?
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O.W. Root@owroot·
As an American I have no idea how much a "quid" is.
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Covie@covie_93·
Guys help!! I'm in tears right now and on the verge of a mental breakdown....I have to travel tomorrow but can't find my Armani suit anywhere. What the hell am I suppose to wear on the plane???!!!
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Johnny Cadillac
Johnny Cadillac@lippyent·
At what age did you find out,There was no Santa? 😞
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