Mertmat

Made me laugh.

Today, Keir Starmer has banned Kanye West from entering the UK because his “extremist views pose a threat to the country.” But… Last week, Keir Starmer invited a LITERAL ISIS TERRORIST to 10 Downing Street.

If you use the term CIS when referring to a woman — you’re a moron.

DO NOT TAKE YOUR PHONE OUT IN PUBLIC IN CENTRAL LONDON! Was stood waiting to cross the road at corner Marble Arch and Oxford Street just now and turned to see bloke on very fast electric bike heading up behind me. I turned and he turned away. I stood and watched as it was obvious what was going to happen next and sure enough, he snatched the phone of a young woman stood at the bus stop. Then off down Oxford Street for more. Face fully covered. If we had a police force in London this could easily be stopped, but instead, dozens of people a day have their lives made shit by these vermin. I’m in a shop writing this. Put your phone away on the streets. Take care. Be safe.

@malprin Well done and celebrating in Disney?

Dull tweet: Today I’ve hit my target weight Since I started this ‘journey’ back in May last year, I’ve lost 6 stone (38.3kg) Just got to keep it off now… #WeightLoss

Prince William called Islam a religion of peace. My mother would love to disagree but her remains were in that building coming down!

@BoomRadioUK @DavidLloydRADIO How nice to hear David at this time of night (8pm in Florida) is it a one off or can we expect more late nights? 🤞 Chrissy Mackay.

If Islam is peaceful then, Who were behind these terror attacks? • September 11 attacks (USA, 2001) • 7 July 2005 London bombings (UK, 2005) • Boston Marathon bombing (USA, 2013) • Charlie Hebdo shooting (France, 2015) • November 2015 Paris attacks (France, 2015) • Nice truck attack (France, 2016) • Manchester Arena bombing (UK, 2017) • London Bridge attack (UK, 2017) @RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal

Tell that to the tens of thousands of young white girls raped by them, tell that to the kids murdered at the Manchester arena attack……. I could go on @RoyalFamily - but I am sick of it now.

@carolvorders is a full time 🤡 these days.

Carol Vorderman pleading with people to vote to stop a "far right" government, and is under the illusion there will be mass corruption with the vote. There may well be Carol but it wont be from the right.🙄

Keir Starmer did not “fight” for me when I was sexually abused from age 5. Nor the countless little girls like me who were groomed, raped, tortured and killed. He silenced us. He betrayed us. He failed us. Keir Starmer didn’t care until it became politically convenient for him

@RachelReevesMP 🤡

Today we are lifting 450,000 children out of poverty with the end of the two-child limit.  This Labour Government is achieving the biggest reduction in child poverty over a Parliament since records began.  Change promised. Change delivered.

@willtravers @carolvorders @carolvorders 🤡

Thursday 19th March it’s @BornFreeFDN Footsteps To Freedom Gala. It’s sold out BUT you can still take part! Check out our amazing Silent and Live Auctions using this link astarauction.com/BornFreeaGala and thanks for all your help, from the animals and me. Please share! W

@UKLabour You’ve been clear from the start that you’re a bunch of 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

We’ve been clear from the start.

No sign of the Mayor ? Maybe he has more important things on his tiny mind

@richardpbacon 🤡

If it’s so important to you, tell me what was in his last Easter message

@GBNEWS About time he showed it more!

‘The King has an incredibly deep Christian faith.’ GB News’ Royal Correspondent Cameron Walker reports live from St Asaph Cathedral, Wales and explains why the King and Queen are celebrating Maundy Thursday in the ancient Welsh cathedral.

@malprin Both hot & cold!

Hot Cross Buns …cold Yes or No?

I do hope Starmer & our King washed their hands thoroughly afterwards … I hear blood is awfully difficult to remove from under the fingernails… A squirt of Luminol might help for those tricky crannies…