Simon Platt

Apparently, this advertisement has been there for ages. But I’ve only just noticed. Still, you know now where to get your garden furniture from

@WeatherMonitors I could do with one of them for my next birthday.

Students at a Government Polytechnic in India have created a fire extinguisher that uses low-frequency sound waves to push oxygen away and extinguish fires, instead of using water or foam.

@ejohnjoyce @Searchlight_mag I see. What kind of things do you think real fascists do?

@Notwebct @Searchlight_mag "You're the real fascists for opposing fascists!" Get fucked, Simon.

A massive turnout of hundreds of anti-fascists in Liverpool has effectively occupied the rallying point of today’s UKIP march outside the city’s Catholic cathedral. Christian vicars and priests much in evidence amongst the anti-racist demonstrators, plainly outraged by the fascists claim that their event is a ‘Walk with Jesus’. The few fascists who have assembled so far are sandwiched in between large groups of anti-fascists wholly surrounded and protected by a massive police presence. It won’t be a comfortable afternoon for them. More to come…

@sophielouisecc In two months? No more than sixty times.

Question In a two month period - how many times (if being generous) do you think it’s acceptable to be late? (By more than 10 mins)? (My answer is zero but if I need to be generous)

@BasilTheGreat Two million too many.

🚨COMIC RELIEF FLOPS WITH LOWEST RATINGS EVER LAST NIGHT In just over a decade viewership has dropped by over 80% They've supported immigration to the UK and funded migrant charities for years The British public have had enough 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m

@Searchlight_mag Not very pleasant, are you?

Total humiliation for UKIP in Liverpool when they actually tried to ‘Walk for Jesus'. Police let them out of their holding pen, they got about about ten yards, and were forced back by anti-fascists on three sides. Now hugely outnumbered and penned in behind barriers, relying completely on police protection. It’s going to be a bleak afternoon. And still no sign of Tenconi. This is why they call him TACO…

@thomasknox Why? Because they think their time has come.

Inter alia, I also think these mass prayer events, which DO look like assertions of dominance (even if they are not) are really really bad: for Muslims in the UK. They invoke growing hostility in many non-Muslim Brits, and a desire to push back. Violently. So why do them??

Really, it’s not that the Left loves Islam. It’s obvious that they don’t even understand Islam. It’s that they hate Christianity, they hate the West, they hate white people - and they want it all to burn.

@Patricia344130 @Tony40335450 @MayorofLondon I don’t think they know what “love” means. Certainly, they have no concept of charity.

How about telling Muslims to love Jewish & Christian neighbours? How about telling Muslim men they should respect women & respect our way of life? @MayorofLondon

@WalkerMarcus @Adrian_Hilton No, you’re wrong, there.

Oh, dear - the Archbishopric of Canterbury, and the Church of England, have been around for much longer than the break with Rome.

@JamesRice21 @holysmoke Have a like for “the Andrew formerly known as Prince”.

@Notwebct @holysmoke It amuses me that several prominent and fervent Roman Catholicks have said, not unseriously, that the Andrew formerly known as Prince should convert as it would automatically remove him from the line of succession.

Curious rumour going round that Justin Welby, furious at his treatment by the CofE, has considered becoming a Catholic.

@EscrivaU21 @RupertLowe10 You write that as though you think the party of Suella Braverman, Robert Jenrick and Nadhim Zahawi is somehow “anti-establishment”.

@RupertLowe10 A new alternative sounds great in theory. ​But how does fracturing the anti-establishment base and splitting votes with Reform do anything except guarantee another massive, unstoppable Labour majority in Westminster?

Restore Britain is now a registered political party. I said I was going to provide the British people with a genuine alternative from outside the existing rotten political establishment, and I am doing exactly that. We are all doing that. Not one filled with the very same people who decimated the country in the first place. If you want to vote for failed Tories, there are now two options on the ballot paper. Restore Britain is something new, something fresh, something completely different. Something honest. This will not be easy. It will be painful. Very painful. But there is now at least an option. There is a chance. There is a way out. We don’t have many friends in the Westminster establishment. The media will ignore the good news, but relentlessly highlight the bad. Pollsters will deliberately suppress our numbers, not even giving Restore Britain as an option. Look at the ‘media’ coverage from our official registration, from our incredible membership numbers, from the impact we have already made. BBC? Not a word. GB News? Of course not. The rest? Nothing. That tells you everything you need to know. It’s one big club, and we’re not in it. Good. That’s how I like it. But they will come for us, they already are - viciously and personally. Ask yourselves why. Because I believe we are going to win the next election. They’ll laugh, I don’t care. Keep underestimating us, please. Our supporters are what drives this party. So please, get the word out. Speak to friends and family. Encourage them to join our party. We can win. I believe we will win, and I believe we will Restore Britain.

@_Evolutionism @RestoreBritain_ Where do I sign up?

@Notwebct @RestoreBritain_ So be it

If the Batley Grammar School teacher wishes to return to teaching, a Restore Britain Government would offer them a safe post with comprehensive protection. Regardless - there would be a full apology, legal support, and proper compensation. We would face down the Islamist mob.

Public officials issuing public greetings for Muslim religious holidays is not yet mandatory in the UK. But MPs letting Jews attend football matches in their constituency normally is. Next time extremist MPs wish to "unite the kingdom", they might consider leaving its Parliament.

@michael_merrick To be fair, schools are a problem.

People will make schools the problem instead of just going to Mass

@MatthewStadlen @BBCNewsnight @mehdirhasan “Brilliantly argued”? What rot! He merely asserted his opinion. Even if his opinion were not false, that would not be “brilliantly argued”. The post I am making now is far more brilliantly argued.

@BBCNewsnight @mehdirhasan Brilliantly argued and dismantled the defence of Reform and the Tories.

"The fact that Jewish people gather, Sikhs, Muslims gather in public to celebrate... isn't a threat to our nature as a Christian country." The Bishop of Kirkstall disagrees that a public Muslim prayer event was an attempt to "assert... domination" over Christianity. #Newsnight

@btharris93 "Paddington" is a silly name for a place.

On the whole these names are actually pleasantly surprising. Genuinely thought we'd get stuff like: - Paddington - Attenborough - Equality - Kindness - Lionesstown - Towny McTownface

@JBlog911 @RaggedTP That’s not what the menorah symbolises, shurely?

Jewish tourists visiting Wales demolished a landmark cross set into the hillside and used the stones to build a star of David instead. The incident took place below the Great Orme summit in Llandudno 6 months ago. aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed…