Whopper-chopper

@ThrillaRilla369 Me. I've never driven after drinking. I don't drink on a regular basis at all. Last time was three years ago.

Who can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait

@Buckeye__Mike @Sassafrass_84 Totally different species, although some ancient heritage breeds of hair sheep do closely resemble goats.

@Sassafrass_84 What is the difference between a goat and a sheep?

Sigh...hubby wants to bring home and breed sheep. I said no. They are stinky little things, but they are cute. We get two next week. 🙊

@toxiccowboy1 I have no issues with that.

Trump announces new dress code after visiting Graceland.

@DataRepublican Sounds like Reddit mods and whomever reviews X posts.

The Dignity Index scores speech on a 1-8 scale. Kirk's style, passionate, unapologetic populism, would score a 2-3: "contempt." The tool was designed to make the way conservatives communicate look pathological. It doesn't ban your speech. It SCORES it... CCP-style social credit.

🧵🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: THE 4-DAY MIRACLE, or How MWEG and a 500-Org Coalition Weaponized Charlie Kirk's Assassination 🚨 1,400 people. 20+ organizations. 3 professionally moderated panels. 4 days after an assassination. Does this sound organic to you? September 14, 2025 (a Sunday, no less) the "Dignity Over Violence" zoom goes live. The coalition's central resource was a website called turntoward[.]us registered by Mormon Women for Ethical Government (MWEG) ONE DAY after Charlie Kirk was shot dead at UVU. Registrant email: internal.support@mweg.org "Turn Toward." Now say "Turning Point." Did they name the campaign after the dead man's organization to advance their own political agenda? I'm going to reverse-engineer how you mobilize 20 NGOs in 4 days... because you CAN'T. Not unless the infrastructure was already built. I dare you, @mormonweg , to explain how these receipts are "absolutely false." As always, patience as I pull together the thread. 👇

@jarvis_best Wait'l she finds out about the crawdad hole.

She was a bit promiscuous in the past, sleeping with cricks, streams, ponds etc even had a weird fling with a lagoon one time but I’m glad she was able to settle down.

@rawsalerts I'm more concerned that these researchers are wasting my tax dollars on this.

🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.

@DesireeAmerica4 It'll all be frauded away by the time I'm old enough to worry about it.

The biggest gamble of your life? Social Security. ​The system tells you to wait. Take it at 62: $1,800/mo. Wait till 70: $3,000/mo. ​Sounds like a no-brainer, right? Run the math. To actually profit from waiting, you have to live past 82. The average US life expectancy? 79. ​With the garbage in our food and the stress we carry today, making it to 82 is a massive bet. ​Are you taking the money at 62 and running, or holding out for the bigger check?

@BaronDestructo Coming to a daycare near you.

Snooz ice cream? Yes/No

@Oilfield_Rando Why are we paying taxes, again?

Our taxes. Were buying farms. For non citizens. FARMS FOR FOREIGNERS.

@ChestyPullerGst Please tell me where's this is, so I can never go there.

The hell?

@LayoffAI So AI just stands for Alien Immigrants.

Amazon: 30,000 Americans laid off. 12,000 H-1B visas approved. Same window. Meta: 16,000 out. 5,000 visas in. Microsoft: 3,426 out. 5,000 visas in. AI is taking the jobs. And the ones AI doesn’t take, they’re offshoring. This is accelerating rapidly before our eyes.

@fandompulse He didn't have to take the part.

John Boyega implies Disney ruined his Finn character in the new Star Wars series because of racism: "You guys knew what to do with Daisy Ridley, you knew what to do with Adam Driver. But when it came to Kelly Marie Tran, when it came to John Boyega, you know f*ck all. So what do you want me to say? What they want you to say is, ‘I enjoyed being a part of it. It was a great experience…’ Nah, nah, nah. I’ll take that deal when it’s a great experience. They gave all the nuance to Adam Driver, all the nuance to Daisy Ridley. Let’s be honest. Daisy knows this. Adam knows this. Everybody knows. I’m not exposing anything."

@JMNewsNetwork_ Not a good look.

Pope Leo: "Christians and Muslims can be friends."

@Notwokenow It'll be Indiana's fault for their failing tourism industry, somehow.

19% hotel tax to fund a tourism push???? Who are these morons with these ridiculous ideas??? Tourists stay in hotels. No one wants to pay almost 20% more for their hotel to visit crime infested Chicago. Every single thing this man does is wrong. Without fail.

@GFY_Trucking @midwestern_ope Except where you have to stop in a smaller roundabout as you're exiting because of pedestrians. Those are poorly designed.

@midwestern_ope 100% better than a 4 way stop. The only problem is some people don't seem to understand that cars in the roundabout aren't supposed to stop and people entering the roundabout are supposed to yield to those in the roundabout. Literally only 2 rules and people can't figure it out

Something snapped in 2014 and then every Midwest city planner decided roundabouts were the answer to this nations problems

@BreannaMorello Did you get suspended for this? I said something similar about someone who was already dead and got suspended for promoting violence.

Straight to the wood chipper—feet first.

@Rothmus The one good thing that Gary, IN has to its name.

@0hour1 And I'll be keeping my mom at home as long as humanly possible.

Wood chipper

@Mousewrangler2 @Mikehomeseller Yes! Both have excellent antagonist actors.

@Mikehomeseller That, and Undiscovered Country.

Is The Wrath of Khan the best Star Trek movie? #mikesquestions #TheStingisBack