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Teach them while they’re young 😌
(Bonus points if you can identify the aircraft correctly, LilP can)
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Mr. Paramount
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Mr. Paramount
@RealMrParamount
Nosce Te Ipsum • Nil Terribile Nisi Ipse Timor • Snark comments • Dark humor • Constitutionalist • Meritocrat • Rotary Wing Enthusiast • Psalm 23:4
FEMA Region IX 가입일 Şubat 2023
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When the daughter surprises you at work, you wear the pink bow. I don’t make the rules! 🫶🏻
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She's finally getting some rest. 25 years we've been together. 3 grown girls & a 11 yr old boy. Please, I need prayers for her... Some great people on here, some HUGE accts follow me I need you to help me make this seen.
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Your winner of the hydration bag.
@Boners_McCoyMD is getting this bad boy.
Dm with where Send.
SILLY GOOSE👑@_SILLYGOOSE_ofl
🚨:Official hydration pack giveaway:🚨 The rules are simple 1. Send me a pic of you drinking water. 2. Be creative 3. All profiles posting water pics will be put on the wheel. If we get over 100 I will do a semi finals and finals to be fair. 4. That’s it, have fun. One winner, will receive said bag with a custom one of a kind silly goose morale coin. Drawing will be done tomorrow evening.
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Don’t put creatine in Coke, it doesn’t work.
Follow me for more life hacks.
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When I realized this wasn’t a meme.
Inverted
Confused
Flabbers: ghasted
Cyelee Optics@CyeleeOptics
Big window. Faster hits. No wasted movement. cyeleeoptics.com/products/bull-…
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So, with all this chicken, I had a business idea...
Gonna get another stepvan, make it into a fried chicken food truck and park it at Chick-Fil-A on Sundays. Will make a fortune.
Is "Side Chick" a good name?
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How long to flatten the curve?
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
One of the new goals of the far right is to make it harder for women to vote. The SAVE Act, which the Senate is debating now, would be a major vehicle to achieve that goal. Spread the word about why we need to stop SAVE. indivisible.org/actions/stop-s…
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GM
TL cleanse, so here’s your eye twitch…
As said by the great scholar @WarPath2pt0, “Don’t --”
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To all the Senate Republicans trying to make the SAVE Act happen, let me say it again:
We are NOT 👏 going 👏 to 👏 pass 👏your 👏 voter suppression bill.
Period.
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@disencabula42 Just watch out for gummy bears floating in standing water, then you know you hit the limit of taxation
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@RealMrParamount I gave them a break for a couple days, then will hit the with administrative fees. They gonna learn.
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@RealMrParamount Started doing that with mine and their gummy bears. Now when they ask for them, that add the caveat, “no dad tax, Dad!”
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