Jay Rewind

@_BillsMafia @Theofliplife @WestsideLAGuy I’m married. I don’t need to simp. Just pointing out facts.

@Rewind294 @Theofliplife @WestsideLAGuy lmao simping for these chicks is wild

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

@VictoriaTheTech @Seb__flyte1 @Tr0nSwans0n CofC is beautiful

@Seb__flyte1 @Tr0nSwans0n I don’t know how this got on my timeline but I’m thankful for it. I’m from NJ; didn’t go to an SEC but *did* go to College of Charleston in Charleston, SC. Beautiful school. Outside of SC, the number one state AND the most populous high school that that kids come from is in NJ.

Going back in time to 2010 and telling people in an affluent New Jersey neighborhood that there will be people who went to Ole Miss living here in ten years.

@Seb__flyte1 @Tr0nSwans0n In suburban Philly, it was Vandy, Tulane, Emory, UNC, Duke. A couple to Georgia, UCF, South Carolina, Wake, Elon. I think one went to Kentucky, but transferred. No one went to Clemson, Bama, FSU, etc. I met a few later in life who went to similar schools from here.

@Tr0nSwans0n Most of the people I’m talking about were born in New Jersey and went to an SEC school for college. It’s become very popular lately, but back when I was a kid if you went out of state it was usually a Big Ten school like Penn State or something.

@Theofliplife @WestsideLAGuy I’m sure it’s mutual, Chung

@WestsideLAGuy I'm not interested in these two, so it’s gotta be one of them.

@danielmartest She’s awful

Man. The Audi Crooks slander really sucks. She is a hooper. Size be damned. She a 25ppg scorer. Folks are nasty man.

@crunchynes @YahooSports Also gave up 60

@YahooSports Audi Crooks can play. They did her dirty with that picture and most people will just mock her. She scored 37 points in this game

@YahooSports Gross

Don’t think this guy will be in attendance

@DanBFox1287 Wheeler is absolutely an ace

Seen some talk about who the real true "aces" are in baseball. Here's who I would put in that category Crochet Fried Ragans Skubal Woo Brown deGrom Sale Sanchez Skenes Yamamoto Webb Not a long list

@HSchenewark Get a job, dude.

This is the easiest side-hustle ever. Pick up a couple of these from Costco, post on Facebook marketplace and rent out for $15/each. We rent them almost every week from now through the end of summer. They’re on sale at Costco and we just picked up a couple more. You won’t get rich with 8 tables, but it’s about as passive as income will ever be.

@BarbelinBallers It’s a pretty solid high school gym

Was loving Charles Barkley’s multiple shoutouts to Saint Joe’s and Martelli until he says “little dumpy gym”…..

@diamondagewagie @gran1te_mtn What

@Rewind294 @gran1te_mtn food in brooklyn is all egg on a burger and "sharables" now Omaha is probably better. Minneapolis definitely is

Everyone just looks at screens now it doesn’t matter if you live in Brooklyn or Omaha

@feelsdesperate What do you do that’s so great?

I would rather drop $200 billion of gold bricks into the ocean than give it to teachers.

@coloradan29 @gran1te_mtn Especially if you live in an inner-ring suburb and can do the same things whenever you want. Like yeah, I’m not gonna roll out of bed and go to a show or baseball game, but if I plan it a day in advance, it’s not very difficult.

@gran1te_mtn I've never understood the city/suburb discourse. I've lived extensively in both all over the country and people do exactly the same shit whether its Chicago or the burbs. "You people in the burbs walk dogs, watch tv, eat food, and drink. How lame!" Bitch, you do that too lol

@diamondagewagie @gran1te_mtn Uh, I don’t think the food scene compares to Brooklyn alone.

@gran1te_mtn Omaha has basically everything Brooklyn once offered now (except full-city walkability) at 20% of the price Suffolk County would be more accurate here

@SlopHq Ai slop

suburbanites will drive 22 minutes to sit inside a chili's that's surrounded by nine acres of parking lot and then call my neighborhood "inconvenient" because the meter costs a dollar seventy five. the lack of self-awareness is almost performance art at this point

@TouTheoX @UziCryptoo Dallas

@UziCryptoo Where the fuck do you live where 2k apartment is a flex lol

Things more dangerous than $7 coffees: - $40,000 wedding ($5,000/hr party) - $80,000 degree that gets you a $50,000/yr job - $40,000 car loan because you "earned it" - $2,000/mo apartments to flex for friends ...Thats why 80% of people are broke.

@jimiuorio lol

@King_Losman @Penn It’s not. Please refer to the NYT college study from about 20 years ago that ranked colleges by how satisfied employers were. Penn State was number one..Illinois was 4-5…

I’m a proud Illini. This is not a big deal. College sports are supposed to be like this. People gotta get a sense of humor…also, to you @Penn grads..keep working hard and maybe I’ll hire you someday…

@jimiuorio I don’t think anyone from Penn is looking to work for a small brokerage in Chicago.

@BrianAtlas Who cares

GENUINE question: do you think this is a looks-match? And what do you rate them? He's at least 2-3 points above her IMO. He is 7.5-8. She is a 5.