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@TheGriftReport This alone should be enough for everyone to fuck him off

Green Party co-leader Zack Polanski wants to slash Britain’s motorway speed limit to just 55mph. The plan also includes hiking fuel tax, slashing parking spaces and forcing drivers to re-sit their test every five years. Greens say it will save fuel, cut accidents and make people switch to buses and trains. Tories slam it as “out of touch madness” and a full-blown war on motorists. This guy hasn't a clue has he?

@Keir_Starmer Does this fella share your fake sentiment?

Good Friday is a day of reflection, as Christians remember Christ’s sacrifice – and the values of compassion and hope that are at the heart of Easter. I wish Christians everywhere a peaceful day.

@AP_EliteWealth @BotFinderUK Because all this prick and all the others like him only respect democracy when it works in their favour. Pricks like this are just as dangerous for the UKs future as any other problem we're facing now

@BotFinderUK Hey idiot why don’t you respect democracy and the results of the vote that was carried out. Why don’t you also have a brain to realise that the EU is corrupt and is self imploding.

Hey gammons, if you don't like our rejoining the EU, why don't you move to Dubai?

@UKLabour Absolute bullshit

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@sharma_views One thing that will never be associated with starmer is a spine

🚨 BREAKING: UK 🇬🇧 PM Keir Starmer gives sleepless nights to Trump REPORTER: Trump 🇺🇸 says US won’t back the UK anymore. How seriously do you take that threat? STARMER: Won’t change my position. I serve British national interest. Whatever the noise. UK FINALLY FOUND A SPINE 🔥

@BGatesIsaPyscho All you need to do to access this groundbreaking app is enter your NI number and upload passport and birth certificate

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the Britain “Diesel has gone up even more than petrol - a 27% rise - people are seriously worried they can’t afford to drive their kids to school” UK Government Minister - “We’ve created a new app to allow people to find the cheapest Fuel locally to them”

@MrChristopher79 @StupidNeilAgain @Browski_uk 😂😂😂😂

@StupidNeilAgain @Browski_uk Literally on every day you spastic 🙄

Wait until David Jason dies and the court injunctions are no longer valid #nonce

@TheGriftReport What ever you think she should get divide it by 3 digits and that's what she'll get. Toddler might get more for the initial assault

29-year-old nursery worker Elizabeth Adeagbo grabbed a 16-month-old toddler like a bag of rubbish, hauling the screaming baby by one arm across the room at a Wirral nursery. The happy-go-lucky tot had simply grabbed her trouser leg for attention while she washed dishes. CCTV caught the rough handling and the child left crying in distress. Mum rushed him to A&E; she says it’s shattered all trust in nurseries. Adeagbo found guilty of assault by beating. Sentencing next month. How long should she get? And how long do you think she will get?

@NotFarLeftAtAll I hate starmer with everything I've got but it getting hate for having a kick about is madness. If anybody should be getting grief in this it's the people who are playing with it for not kicking it to fucking pieces

Embarrassing

@MatthewStadlen @thepaulwilliams Never really been around rugby if you don't expect swearing, and certainly don't have a morale high ground over football with it

@thepaulwilliams I’m not wild about the swearing, either! Enough of that at the football

They're both in the wrong there. Dont kick a ball at players who aren't looking. Dont be a dick and push a TV presenter live on air.

@TheGriftReport As rudely as possible tell them to fuck off

What would you do/say if Zack Polanski and Owen Jones knocked on your door asking if you will vote for the Green Party?

@SaintsRugby @gumbs_adam Thank fxck for that. Didn't deserve anything other than the win

Stealing the show. 💫 17-21 😇

That's 2 possible trys Pollock has butchered with greed #SARvNOR

If Starmer was to go after the May elections, what would his legacy be?

@bphillipsonMP And what do you do with them if they run over there time? Is their a two tier system attached to it?

This government is on the side of families. Whether that is tackling the cost of living, or helping navigate the rapidly changing online world. Today, we publish non-judgemental, practical tips, developed with parents, experts and led by evidence to manage under-5s’ screen time.

@nobleisawinner Perfect parenting

🤔 thoughts 💭 Actor Daniel Craig is being called a poor parent online for saying, "If your kid is bullying my kid, my kid has been instructed to punch your kid in the face." Critics say it teaches violence to children. Is his parenting style "violent," or a good lesson in self defense?

@jessasstrophe So what you are saying is he can't even intentionally fuck things up as fast as somebody else. He really is useless

calling Keir Starmer the worst PM ever when Liz Truss lasted 45 days and crashed the economy is genuinely unserious

@lisanandy Thank fuck you've got this right, it's obviously not the most important thing that needs sorting but it is the limit of labours capabilities

This is the difference a Labour Government makes 🌹

@ClarksonsFarm1 Respect Manners Compassion Empathy Real consequences Willing to work hard for nice things Willing to pay your dues Accountability Self awareness

Manners…

@labourpress You say while your leader endorsed Peter mandelson???? What about McGrath? Coyle? You ever heard the phrase about glass houses??? Showing yet again what Muppets you are

James McMurdock is still under investigation for alleged racism. If Reform let him back into their party, it will tell you everything you need know about Nigel Farage’s judgement. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…