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@littlecaesars if you do not bring back the #pretzelpizza in 35 days or less, I swear to god I will kill myself

@Xfinity you guys fucking suck so bad

Unc has still got it 🤝 @loonybot26

Shoutout @Xfinity @comcast @XfinitySupport for having the absolute worst service I’ve ever had in my entire life, not to mention you can’t get a tech to your house within a 2 week span and the problems you have never get resolved

“Hey guys let’s play Apex-“

prim locked on fort

@anduriltech let me hold 10 mill

@littlecaesars count your fuckin days, got a pizza that’s 50% crust and 50% dogshit

if anyone is thinking of buying #BlackOps6 I strongly recommend not to, it has countless bugs especially in zombies mode that make it impossible to complete

what they won’t do someone else will 🫡

When your liberal coworker walks in after calling you a Nazi for 8 years.

the don smoked that fuckin bitch

am I cranking 90’s or my hog at work

Should I get fucked up tonight?

the hive mind cannot create a single coherent thought

ik why people steal from @Walmart , you have to wait in line for 20 minutes to self check out because there’s not enough registers open

.@tacobell this is a formal invitation for you to suck the shit out of my ass with this bullshit

movie Nite !

cranking ur hog at work ought to be an Olympic sport

you ever notice when you get a call from an Indian scammer and you tell them you want to kill yourself they tell you to do it 👀 smelly ass mfs