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@WankHandLuke

checkless and feckless. l am me. RESTORE to the end!

England, United Kingdom 가입일 Haziran 2025
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DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@Mr_Husky1 foof - cigarette, foofer - lighter, foofing - smoking. Child of two walks round corner and sees me smoking outside the back door..."are you having a foof?" flexes a Mr universe pose.."like a big man?" walks off
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The Husky
The Husky@Mr_Husky1·
Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)
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John Cleese
John Cleese@JohnCleese·
I suspect dear Lenny thinks that Britain invented slavery And that the Pryramids were presumably built by volunteers
The British Patriot@TheBritLad

Lenny Henry wants Britain to cough up £18 trillion in reparations because 'all black British people personally deserve money for the effects of slavery.' Funny how he skips the part where Britain was the first major power to ban the slave trade in 1807, then sent the Royal Navy's West Africa Squadron to patrol the coast for decades. They seized 1,600 slave ships and freed 150,000 Africans .. at the cost of British sailors' lives and huge expense. Britain didn't just stop its own involvement; it actively fought to end the trade globally. Meanwhile, in Africa today (per the Global Slavery Index), countries like Eritrea, Mauritania, South Sudan, Nigeria and others still have some of the world's highest rates of modern slavery .. forced labour, child soldiers, hereditary servitude, trafficking. Millions trapped right now. And Lenny's own roots? Jamaica (his parents' homeland). It still has notable modern slavery issues too, including forced labour and exploitation. So... demanding trillions from British taxpayers (including black Brits) for 200-year-old history, while African and Caribbean nations haven't fully confronted slavery's continuation on their own soil? That's not justice. That's selective outrage and hypocrisy. Focus on ending slavery today everywhere .. not guilt-tripping one country that helped stop it yesterday.

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DabHand
DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@oldspeak_books Last time l visited a bookshop with books upstairs, my 3yr old son loudly told the owner as we tried to leave that "dada wee'd on the books"...haha er no l didn't ..."he did! he wee'd on the books!" 1st floor book outlets give me flashbacks
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Oldspeak Bookshop 📚
Oldspeak Bookshop 📚@oldspeak_books·
The top 3 questions in the shop: Where are the books? Are the books upstairs? I thought it was a bookshop?
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Καλός
Καλός@realKalos·
"Strait of Hormuz? See these fingers? That's how tight it is. *changes to fist* And this is an average Marine cock. Now imagine 5000 of these. Lethal fisting power. Yeah. Let's just say the Strait won't be that *straight* anymore. Get it? Because we're gonna fuck it. In the ass."
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DabHand
DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@matthewdmarsden because a large number of people can't actually determine what is right, good or moral without being told. religion used to fill this hole and now it's mass and social media. the oversocialised lacking any virtuous agency of there own now parrot objectively lunatic opinions
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Matthew Marsden
Matthew Marsden@matthewdmarsden·
Why do people think that being multi cultural is a virtue?
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DabHand
DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@Warge6 @Landeur thanks! l heard this practically pre Internet and always wondered if it were true. what were the shortcomings of the first sa80 models then?
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Warge
Warge@Warge6·
@WankHandLuke @Landeur No the penny was to allow the working parts to move as normal when no rounds were in the mag for training purposes
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Furkan Gözükara
Furkan Gözükara@FurkanGozukara·
Terrifying revelation. Russia officially warns the US that Trump's threats to bomb Iran's Bushehr nuclear plant will trigger an irreversible global catastrophe. Moscow has sent direct signals to Washington to back down immediately.
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John Cleese
John Cleese@JohnCleese·
The British cultural heritage is based on Christ's teaching And Christ's teaching is NOT about acquiring power. Read the Beatitudes ! The Koran's teaching is ALL about acquiring power, killing 'infidels' and imposing Islam on everyone That why the British tradition is vastly superior, and more respectful of human dignity
David Atherton@DaveAtherton20

Journalist Yasmin @y_alibhai Brown has penned an article & comments "This column will be pounced on by racists, but I have to write it," & adds "Racism is flooding the lives of Muslims like me." She's is most critical of Nick @NJ_Timothy's criticism of the Trafalgar Square open praying. Many see it as an arrogant sign of dominance. Well Yasmin did you not say in 2006 on BBC World’s Dateline of white men: “I don’t like them. I want them to be a lost species in a hundred years." Your racism aside, 500,000 white, working-class British girls were groomed by mainly Muslim men, while 98% of all terrorist deaths of Britons from 2000 have been perpetrated by Islamists. Much of the problem is the whining cry-bully mentality, & you are always play the victim. British people are not racist by instinct, it is learnt from reading the news.

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DabHand
DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@Jenny_1884 is it salaries or the lack of positions for them when they finish training? (due to the NHS favouring cheaper foreign liabilities instead)
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Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Junior Drs to strike for 6 days over Easter. Considering it’s supposed to be the caring profession, you knew the salaries when you decided to become a Dr so change profession if you’re not satisfied & let someone else who cares take your place. Not very caring are you.
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ThePatrioticBlonde🇺🇸@ImBreckWorsham·
Hacker group Anonymous claims to have obtained the UNREDACTED Epstein files in FULL. Story developing......
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DabHand
DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@britom1947 kier made noises about binning mad Ed under strong advisement of the dark lord, but Ed is part of a sizeable chunk of the labour backbench and they threatened rebellion. and if they do that kier said he will call an election so it's a mutually assured destruction paralysis
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Brian Tomkinson
Brian Tomkinson@britom1947·
Sir Keir Starmer has said it is Ed Miliband’s decision whether Britain drills for oil and gas in the North Sea. The Prime Minister claimed he had no power to approve more drilling licences, insisting that the final decision lies with the Energy Secretary. He does have the power to replace Miliband and the fact that he doesn't, suggests that he agrees with this policy which is so damaging to the UK economy and people.
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DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@Mickskinz lidl's mini eggs have no palm oil in, taste better and are cheaper. 😉
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Micktheskinz
Micktheskinz@Mickskinz·
As a chocaholic nothing would bring me more pleasure than for Cadburys to collapse. They betrayed everyone when they closed down their factory in Birmingham and sold to a filthy American conglomerate. A glass an a half in every dairy milk ended up three glugs of palm oil and a cheap labour plant in Poland. Boycott the cunts
Sue 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@suespeaksup

Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying. People can taste the difference. Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore. Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!

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DabHand
DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@MrJamesMay You never wanted to be Michael Knight?? 🙄
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James May
James May@MrJamesMay·
Some people, over on my YouTube channel, are suggesting that I don’t understand the system of voice commands on my Tesla. I do, it’s just that I feel a total berk talking to my car. Even when I’m alone. Anyone else?
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Zoomer@ZoomerHistorian·
Restore Britain have added India to their immigration red list. You have no idea how good things are going to be when we win in 2029. THANK YOU RUPERT LOWE
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REC
REC@rec777777·
@colinwalker79 Except our electricity is still coming mostly from gas I had an EV all last week. It was sh!t I'd never buy one
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Colin Walker
Colin Walker@colinwalker79·
"Soaring petrol prices drive record demand for EVs" "Autotrader reports 28% rise in leads for new EVs since the start of Donald Trump’s war in Iran" The EV transition is one of the best ways the UK can end its vulnerability to volatile oil markets telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…
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Morgoth@MorgothsReview·
It is written, then...
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DabHand
DabHand@WankHandLuke·
@Lord_Talbot64 a woman is only two thirds of a man, so per capita it all works out, duh
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