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@MarkJLittlewood I'm finding harder to stick them in straighter now than when I was 8. Just wish the stickers were bigger like they used to be, and the shiny one's are not truly shiny. Still I am collecting also!

My hand luggage got pulled at Gatwick Airport due to this item. 👇 Why??? I mean what is remotely unusual or odd about a man in his mid-50s trying to complete his Panini World Cup 2026 sticker album? 🤷😂

@Top100Rick Went to St Andrew's last year and the 18th would be my biggest fear. I deliberately hit a cut with my driver. I say deliberately I aim slightly left and just works that way. 1 in maybe 10 slices when catch the heel. I'd be thinking about me hitting one down that road the whole rd

It’s the middle of June! Imagine coming up 18 on the Old Course and playing through a snow storm. That’s just what happened yesterday. Feel awful for the guys who lost their round. But for the ones who finished liked this, what a memory!

@DonaldRankine @HowDidiDo Went to the British Masters last year for 2 days and honestly enjoyed it more than the Open at Hoylake, just because was so close to the action and not so busy. I agree, the biggest tournaments are best on tv

@andy_bayes @HowDidiDo I’ve been to 5 of the last 6 Ryder Cups in Europe having been lucky in ballot, albeit Paris and Rome for only 2 days each. Unfortunately, Adare Manor is way too pricey. Better to attend a regular DPWT event if you want a close-up of top pros hitting shots. RC is for vibe only.

The R&A has announced the ticket prices for next year's Open at St Andrews. Initial thoughts: 👍 Great to see Juniors remaining free 🤔 Is there much difference from Sun to Wed to warrant a £30 increase? 👎 £190 for a day's golf is (very) expensive What do you think?

@LBC How is this man still employed?

“They hate the fact that police no longer treat ethnic minorities as the wrong ‘un” James O'Brien thinks he’s worked out why certain people are so ‘outraged’ by Henry Nowak’s death.

@DonaldRankine @HowDidiDo I'm the same this year. Can get tickets for Birkdale, tickets for 2 of us for 2 days is £500, then parking and we would need a hotel as 3 hours away. Looking at a grand before spending money. Been a few times but better off on tv seeing everything than 1 or 2 holes or 5ppl deep

@HowDidiDo I want to go to 4 competition days which means £660 + car parking + on-course food drink. Basically, £1,000 for the tourney and I’m fortunate to live 45 mins drive away. Really want to go but…….

@footballontnt @piersmorgan #TearsforPiers

“If we win the Champions League today, you can forget unbearable… we’re going to be absolutely insufferable!” 😂 @piersmorgan joins us on Super Weekend Live 🙌 Live now on TNT Sports & HBO Max 📺

@AnthonyDaytv I don't like Arsenal but hardly think they bottled it. Lost on pens which can happen to any team, Gabriel has been a rock for them all season and wouldn't be the first choice penalty taker, actually feel a bit bad for him. But not for Piers Morgan!

ARSENAL HAVE BOTTLED THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

What a great interview on @LBC on the Nick Ferrari show with @mrJamesGraham how the story of Gareth is put together is just great

@90sWWE Sunny originally, then Terri, Lita, Trish, Stacey and Kelly. However the Kat for a little while too! Basically all of them

Who was your Attitude Era crush? 🥰👇🏻

@memechaotic The boring answer is to do with inner ear fluid. I believe... or I was told a lot of years ago

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@itvfootball Unfair advantage, too, with those gnashers

ICONIC WORLD CUP MOMENTS #15 When Luis Suárez bit Giorgio Chiellini 😬 Watch the 2026 World Cup on ITV 📺

@metoffice A nice 22 here today. Made a nice change from too hot yesterday

Today is now the hottest day in May on record with Heathrow and Kew Gardens provisionally reaching 35.0°C Until yesterday the highest temperature in May was 32.8°C, but we've now exceeded that record on consecutive days by a full two degrees Celsius 🌡️

@piersmorgan Anything that ends with 2k going to charity is a win 🏆

Very honourable of you, Martin… and I’ve had such a great day, I will match your donation to that excellent charity.

@jasonandrewz @chi_bears4life @90sWWE They were all free in the uk if had sky. So not free but kind of. But there was other channels that were scrambled but had audio 🤔 😳

@chi_bears4life @90sWWE Yup same. Just unhooked that box, ran the coax into the tv instead, and flipped it to 1 or 99 and it was scrambled with clear audio.

Only people that grew up in the 90s will understand this

@SamaHoole It's a disgusting policy

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

@maybebrayyy It was Hull. I imagined because they would be attacking the shaded end when more tired in the 2nd half. I've just made that up but that's my reasoning

whoever SWAPPED ENDS for the ACTUAL PLAY OFF FINAL deserves jail time

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Minimum wage for 40 hours. £400 an hour for 1 hours overtime. Sounds like a plan!

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has pledged to scrap income tax on overtime above 40 hours a week for anyone earning under £75,000 [@Telegraph]

@Met4CastUK A nice 19 here. Perfect golfing ⛳️ weather

The overnight UKV still showing 35-36°C on Tuesday. A few models as high as 38°C but they’re likely over-doing it. Either way, the May all time temperature record is about to be oblitorated.

@AnthonyDaytv I actually guessed something right! Not bad at all

FINISHED ON EIGHT WINS!

@AnthonyDaytv Up since 1pm yesterday... bed time

Anyone else up at 5am? 🤣