cold take

@kontrabana your early 20s start with “it’ll all make sense soon” and then slowly pivot into “oh… I’m the one that’s supposed to make it make sense” 😭

it's rly funny how in your early 20s you just kind of assume things will work out for you and fall into place eventually and then you slowly realize they aren't going to

@BuckOnTwidder like brother, you can’t even manage heat control on a frying pan but you want to manage geopolitical supply shocks.😭

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

@atrophicbtrfly you’re not confused, you’re just living in a permanent episode of #whatdatmean.😂

can't stop saying #whatdatmean anytime i don't understand something

@umarfof rare deserves rare, anything else is just clearance sale energy.

Rare deserves Rare.

@AgingRanchHand your nervous system said ‘fight or flight’ and you chose ‘parlay’.😭

If you're feeling stressed or anxious it's your body's way of telling you to gamble on sports

@ShyBucketGetter at this point I’m not even applying for jobs, I’m just checking which companies have the audacity.😭

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

@Nithya_Shrii “congrats on being born 🎉 here’s your recurring expenses”.😭

Working just to pay bills is modern day slavery.

@lisaawrites it’s a special kind of frustration because you know what you’re capable of. you’ve seen yourself focused even ahead of others and then suddenly your own mind becomes the thing holding you back. it feels like watching your potential sit on the bench while life is happening.

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

@crunkcore your mom basically said “since nobody is paying you, go do it for free to build character”.😭

told my mom i’m having a hard time finding a job and she said i should try volunteer work

@BellaBaddie__ i’m there, no hesitation.

Be honest for a second: If your sibling called you at 3am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you actually showing up?

@strrwberrycake tiktok took over twitter for me, i LOVE tiktok sm.😭

my twt addiction healed my tiktok addiction i barely use that app now

@ninifems because this is such a non-issue.😭

i need women to stop inventing things to be insecure about

@AbakpaJob just living life like your own lawyer is always present.😂

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

@Abel_Olabode emotional blackmail, vibes, and a premium subscription to poor decisions.

“it’s not like I held him at gunpoint” 😭😭😭 If you like, keep sending women your hard-earned money.

@peegzy1 at this point they’re not even mosquitoes, they’re tiny vampires with a personal vendetta.😂

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! these mosquitoes should learn how to eat bread or something.

@h_abibah bro said “God did it 🙌”… then immediately added “and one of you undid it ”.😭

Someone gave a testimony in my church about hitting a big contract at work and that same night, he was robbed in his house, he came back to church the next sunday, gave another testimony while emphasizing that there was a thief within the congregation.

@luckygirldotcom i’m honestly my biggest fan.😂

i love my tiktok repost man i go through them like i’m not the one who reposted them

@beemyli true, a child with straight A’s and anxiety, burnout, or depression isn’t “ahead”—they’re just struggling in a more socially acceptable way.

Unpopular opinion : Your child's mental health is more important than their grades

@goodalexander honestly that’s the most “modern human” thing ever: we oscillate between deep philosophical dread and “wait… weren’t we supposed to be outraged about something?”😂

okay I actually forgot the Epstein files well played

@markocantdunk you’re not outside of reality; you’re just seeing a layer of it that people don’t usually verbalize.

I cannot relate to anybody who doesn’t feel like an insane person doing a facade of normalcy these days. I walk around looking at strangers and wonder “are you doing a facade as well? Are you going insane the same way I am?” I cannot disguise my disconnect with the “sane” world.