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@Jennifer55gt That is not handwritten. Computer generated font. And whoever made it really sucks at simple addition. According to the total, the tip would have been $19

She left this note under the bill for the waiter and they were p!ssed 😬. Was she wrong to say this?? What do you think?

@Jassmini2 You count your blessings that you have a pantry.

What the heck do I do with this room ?

@gaydotlea Congrats on discovering any three points in space form a triangle. Knowledge is power

its so cool the three cities ive lived in make a triangle

@Liza137823 That note is computer generated, not handwritten. So is the tip amount. And do the simple math. Total is incorrect. If it were authentic it would be a pretty good tip given the total. Complete slop!

I provided a $6.61 gratuity on a $33 bill, and the server included a disparaging comment on my receipt. Am I wrong to think that this reaction is unjustified?

@AntiLeftMemes 10 minutes earlier: Let’s stack the 5-gal buckets on the very top shelf. What could possibly go wrong? And where’s the new guy? He needs some practice with the forklift.

Caption this please

@smc429 I’m embarrased for you. Do you not recognize AI images. Same cloud cover, same people in the image? Google the WAMO cam and make yourself a little smarter. See it realtime from the Washington Monument cam.

This is called a Relecting Pool for a reason. The one on the right needs a diving board.

@JeffXmemes And you used the AI pic. Absolutely brilliant. 👏👏👏

Just a reminder of the real reason for the remodeled Reflecting Pool 🤣

@herotimeszero I see that you are a little AI challenged. Did you not notice the same people in each photo? Or perhaps the identical cloud formations. Was the makeover instantaneous? Google the WAMO cam if you know how. You can see the reality for yourself. Or just get some fresh air

Donald Trump took an American landmark, the reflecting pool and turned into a Palm Beach pool. He sucks at everything, but he sucks the most at the one job he should be good at - real estate developer.

@reset_by_peer Of course all of you realize there’s a webcam, right? One of those pics is AI. Look it up and see the reality for yourselves.

lomao, they turned the reflective pool into a swimming pool

@emilymiller It is a federal project and there are countless rules an regulations. In retrospect, a pair of safety shoes, hard hat, and hi vis vest may have kept you under the radar. The jogging, although fun I’m sure, may have been the straw. Security probably got a hand slap too!

UPDATE: The government has cut off my access to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool construction site. 🧵1/3

@Pearlwontmiss A is decelerating, but from what speed? 10, 100? Who knows B is moving constant, but again at what speed? Could be a snail’s pace. C is accelerating, but from what speed? From 0? Or was he already doing a hundred and floored it? There is no right or wrong answer

Final Exam Question in University Physics: Which truck do you think is going faster?

@Eman_8282 BMW and Tesla now share the podium.

@Rep_Stansbury I’m fine with construction. I’m sure the workers appreciate the wages. Did you consider them? Cocaine in the WH is 100% not OK. Where were you then? Oh the venue? He knows what triggers your kind. And you fall for it every time. Its his hobby I think

THIS ⬇️ is what’s happening to the White House right now—The People’s House: Partly demolished, partly thunderdrome, 100% not ok.

@Avabelly__ They didn’t ask before buying?

Friends got a new house… what is this? 🤔

@AllieJade1 20 bags of redi-mix in the back will balance all that out. Maybe some pavers in the truck bed for good measure. One or two bungi cords will be just fine. 😂

Anyone see a problem here? 😂🤣

@JDunlap1974 Among other things, billionaires tend to be really good at math. I predict you will never become a billionaire.

@NotHoodlum Yet another reflecting pool expert. There are so many of you. Maybe all of you can use the new ballroom for a convention.

Look at this slop job. The only reflecting that should be done here is why 77 million Americans voted for the return of this insane maniac.

@Sofia50020Sofia Buy him a suitcase with wheels. Paint a steering wheel on it.

What should I do?

@adamstatonsmith Fun fact: Ryobi, Ridgid, and Milwaukee are owned/marketed by the same Hong Kong based company. Might be a few interchangeable parts there…

This is crap. I’m a ryobi guy. I’m an average homeowner. I’d rather have an amazing suite of tools that I use 6x a year than have spent all my money on dewalt drill that I’ll never push near its limits. I’m hanging picture frame for god sakes

@clerpatriot If you’re sick of the AI image, go to the webcam: earthcam.com/usa/dc/washing…

I don’t get it. Why are Democrats freaking out about Trump fixing the leaky, algae-covered reflection pool in DC?