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David Abram ๐ŸŠ

@devabram

Software development consultant โ€บ I fix orgs so they stop breaking prod ยท popularizer of the term typefuckery (https://t.co/4VBPqfTaJK) ยท making the compiler nervous

Zagreb, Croatia ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ Ekim 2014
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David Abram ๐ŸŠ
David Abram ๐ŸŠ@devabramยท
It's worth it.
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effectfully
effectfully@effectfullyยท
My former teammates are debating how to fix code that is never run. @IOGroup you should offer reimbursements for vitamins, therapy or whatever it is that they need to stop doing this retarded shit and instead delete the dead code.
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Goreng
Goreng@sudo_gorengยท
Im never deleting this app
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effectfully
effectfully@effectfullyยท
The rumours are false, @HSVSphere is in fact heterosexual.
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David Abram ๐ŸŠ@devabramยท
> Let me check for temporary investigationartifacts. Clanker thinks it's a fucking wordsmith.
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David Abram ๐ŸŠ ๋ฆฌํŠธ์œ—ํ•จ
The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research
Science can't be stopped, it should be accelerated. Some call our experiments gruesome. We call it the pursuit of ultimate truth. Goal: a paradigm shift so powerful it deconverts Golang devs in one swoop.
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The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research@typememetics

Ayatollah Rob Pike yesterday issued a fatwa on programming with Rust. He stated that there is no place for complexity and typefuckery in software development. The public shouted, "Death to Rust! Death to LLVM!"

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vaxry@vaxryyยท
everything is allowed if you are atheist
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Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShershยท
When people look at my pfp, they think I donโ€™t have hands. When they look at the code I produce, the theory sounds even more plausible. However, to address the common misconception, I actually have hands. Hereโ€™s the original.
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sam pocino is online
sam pocino is online@sampocinoยท
Wordle 1,735 6/6 โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
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Emil Privรฉr
Emil Privรฉr@emil_priverยท
Iโ€™m thrilled to share that Iโ€™ve officially conquered all memory management challenges in Rust! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿš€Itโ€™s been an incredible journey of growth and technical problem-solving. Embracing the borrow checker has not only improved my code quality but also shifted my mindset on building robust, high-performance systems. Continuous learning is key in this industry, and Iโ€™m excited to apply these insights to future projects. Onwards and upwards! ๐Ÿ“ˆ #RustLang #SoftwareEngineering #Coding #TechInnovation #ContinuousLearning #Programming ยด
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One Happy Fellow
One Happy Fellow@onehappyfellowยท
@nakumbo that's not very nice. I already have someone in my life who forces me to write golang thankyouverymuch
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One Happy Fellow@onehappyfellowยท
rust is a good language, it's just tasteless go is a programming language
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David Abram ๐ŸŠ@devabramยท
It's almost incredible that the only thing LLMs have actually made easier is schizo posting. Not even aliens.gov could one-shot that many schizos the way GPT-4o did.
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sam pocino is online
sam pocino is online@sampocinoยท
Gonna be up in asheville for the weekend
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lucas
lucas@lucasMntsยท
@DanielW_Kiwi why don't you bootstrap the installation with your own config?
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Daniel ๐Ÿฆ”@DanielW_Kiwiยท
Not having vim installed on a Nixos fresh install is painful. The first thing I have to do is clumsily use nano to install nvim. Only to find the package is neovim and back to nano it is.
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taoki
taoki@justalexokiยท
is it racist of me to want my kids daycare teachers to speak our language?
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