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johnny randomseed

@DispairSoftware

l9 @ cic | sr director @ flip media group | jr ceo of htmx | coo @ void labs | web wizard | graphic guru | innovative icon | magical media maven

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johnny randomseed
johnny randomseed@DispairSoftware·
“pirating media”?? ARRRG MATEY, THAT AIN’T PIRACY. COME BACK WHEN YE’VE GOT A BED FULL OF CATALYTIC CONVERTERS.
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emily may
emily may@emilykmay·
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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johnny randomseed
johnny randomseed@DispairSoftware·
isnt it mainly because venues are charging insane prices these days? I am just basing that off rent and property prices, the prices for event spaces must have shot up as well? but if its small enough you can just do it at a pizza place and have a free spot. or a park or abandoned mental asylum
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Brandon ッ@notbrvnd0n·
"maybe there's cyber conferences locally" >goobgles >"oh one in August" >tickets $500 (never heard of this thing) >"do you know how many pizzas I could buy with that?" What if I create my own local meetup and admission is 1 slice of pizza?
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Sofya Mitchell
Sofya Mitchell@sofyamitchell·
This is still plaguing my mind because if a man engaged in foreplay every night and then didn’t take it any further, I would be severely blue-balled. As a woman. How low libido is our culture that this makes sense to anyone? It’s unfathomable to the point of disgusting me..
emily may@emilykmay

there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.

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Lain on the Blockchain
Lain on the Blockchain@CryptoCyberia·
I know he filters zoomers because they're low IQ and need to be fed their interests via TikTok and Twotter algos, but @PUSHA_T is objectively one of the most interesting people alive, top 3 hip-hop artist right now, and undeniably cooler that your favorite rapper. Love that dude.
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johnny randomseed
johnny randomseed@DispairSoftware·
one time @specialkdelslay asked me which actresses were cute and I said the one that looks like she has borderline fetal alcohol syndrome. so then she goes "thats messed up blah blah" but the punchline is she knew exactly which one I was talking about.
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bone
bone@boneGPT·
telling people I lost the weight from crack instead of peptides because of the stigma
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johnny randomseed@DispairSoftware·
@CryptoCyberia they have this "not for human consumption" milk that is so good. they say its never been boiled or whatever, fresh from the teet. yummy for my tummy.
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Lain on the Blockchain
Lain on the Blockchain@CryptoCyberia·
I will never understand people who go through life disliking or even avoiding milk. It's so fucking tasty and has great macros and micronutrients. I feel like maybe they only have had 1% or skim milk, and they don't realize that shit is not milk, but some sort of milk extract.
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johnny randomseed@DispairSoftware·
@specialkdelslay the first time I saw this pic I didnt know who it was. i thought it was some young Scottish lad who loves sailing.
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patagucci perf papi
patagucci perf papi@kenwheeler·
my kid came into my office at 6:30 this morning and said i need a new dinosaur, i said ok give me 3 hours homeslice
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