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@Remroum They may have had a right before (however tenuous), but not now. That's gone forever.

Israel is the largest child killer on earth. Israel is the largest journalist killer on earth. Israel is committing active genocide. Israel is bombing half of the region. No, I don’t think Israel has the right to exist, nor should it exist.

@matroked Could have given him $100k to busk on a street corner.

Wow! $70million to bring Robbie Williams to NZ Someone in govt must be a huge fan Let's see who gets free tickets? #nzpol

@saniyafatma1278 Enjoy the free fence.

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@Spindle_Hound Successfully I hope?

Is THIS the face of a gallumphing womble that tried to attend a picnic she was not invited to?

@Dickwith2dogs I remember thinking that must have been the least comfortable thing to wear hiking.

WHO REMEMBERS LINDAS ARSE ? #remember #arse

@jdpoc Same in NZ... ours is 111. usa culture is ruining everywhere.

Well, I just learned that in the UK, if you dial 911 because you’re a tourist, or you watch far too much American television, it automatically redirects to 999.

We are not child-killer like Trump and Netanyahu. We are defending ourselves.

Tough camera angle.

@RusselNorman My private enterprise is 'touch and go' too, where's my govt funding?

They won’t subsidise electric vehicles, won’t give people cheap public transport, or spend a penny on cycle ways. But Robbie Williams concerts, open the govt cash spigot: rnz.co.nz/news/business/…

If Americans don't impeach Trump soon, they will be complicit in all his crimes.

@Liquid_Times Now THIS is the reality TV I've been praying for.

Once Winnie gets the barnacles off his boat, he plans to take it through the Strait of Hormuz & return to NZ with 2 barrels of Saudi oil. He told reporters earlier today: "I've had a gutsful of those woke crybabies who can't handle a couple of Iranian drones."

@RevisionistNow @Kruiser17 "Eldery don't eat much"?! Fuck me dead, how to say you have zero life experience or empathy in four words.

@Kruiser17 Elderly have gold card so can travel on public transport for free. Everyone is affected as costs rise, sounds like you’re the one that doesn’t understand. Elderly don’t eat much so which costs down. Harder to drop kids at daycare as an extra bus stop so workers need their cars.

So willis is looking at a package for petrol relief for working families & has ruled out helping beneficiaries. So the elderly are penalized again. They have increased rents, electricity, groceries etc like everyone else, while on a fixed benefit.

How is it Iran are firing salvo after salvo of drones and missiles and never seem to flatten hospitals, schools, and media tents? Do Amalek have better aim or just less genocidal?

@chimerajaxs Palmy=student town. It has to be a dare, surely?

Palmerston North??? Is this normal?

@modernhistory Revenge of the Bra Makers

Name This 1950's Classic

Seeing a lot of American talking faces making points similar to this in the past few days...

@MoroseJerk Said 'yeah, he did' several times before I twigged.

I genuinely thought they meant he shit himself what the fuck is wrong with me

@fesshole Do you at least put your shitty old ones on the cars you steal from?

When my car wipers are at end of life, i just find another car of the same model/year and swap the wiper blades around. Haven't bought a single set of wiper blades yet.

@chrisluxonmp YOU HAVE NOTHING!

If you’re feeling concerned about petrol prices, you’re not alone. We know it’s tough, and the last thing any household needs right now is more pressure on the budget. While these pressures are global, New Zealand is in a stronger position to handle the impact of conflict in the Middle East than we were two years ago, because of the steps we have taken to rebuild the economy. We will continue to manage the economy responsibly and support Kiwis through this unpredictable time, delivering the steady economic management needed to minimise the impact on households.