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Mentally I’m here

Not sure I believe in human spontaneous combustion, but if it’s real I’ll bet its gonna happen to this guy in the next 18 months

"CUM TOWN" was a CIA propaganda scheme to get young men to move to New York after HBO's Girls inadvertently tipped migration rates too heavily female and threatened long term birth rates

Girl in an age gap relationship 20 years from now: I actually wasn’t even born when the asu frat leader frame mogged Him. But like obviously we had to learn about it every year in school

@__Schuster__ @MurrayHillGuy1 Sometimes it gets the best of me

@navethoughts @MurrayHillGuy1 Fell for the rage bait. We have to be better than this

We all know this guy. He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks. That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup. Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life

I don’t appreciate anything about the National Guard loitering in the metro

@bradswifey83 Love and strength to you and your family!

Tomorrow morning my dad will be going in for open heart surgery to repair a leaky valve. My mom has Alzheimer’s and is having a hard time understanding everything. If you are inclined to do so, please say a prayer for all involved.

@AsAnUncle @RevNighttrain Summer Jam at Watkins Mill 1973. Grateful Dead, Allman Brothers, and The Band shared a bill. At the time, it was the largest concert gathering in history. Some absolutely unbelievable collabs within the live recordings from the show

@RevNighttrain What is this?

Mind boggling to me how many people don’t know about this

Geese perform a live mashup of Justin Bieber's "Baby" and "2122" at Coachella

Putting this at the beginning of Blood Meridian

The Pitt finale should save the last five minutes for Perlah, who, in an unbroken take; gets in her car, turns on the radio, and sings along to Foo Fighters’ Everlong word for word.

@The_Bunny_Doll Lizzy w the stizzy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Got into trouble at Madame Tussauds cus i was taking pics of all the wax models with my weed vape in their mouths lol

Jason segal vindication

@ochocinco Let me introduce you to Skydog, brother open.spotify.com/track/1BnfAYVe…

Curious who is considered the greatest guitarist ever & how is that metric measured, please enlist a song to support your opinion if it’s not Eric Clapton❔

@DivorcedDadCore @idontevenexist5 @DarkHorsess13 @KILLTOPARTY The gist of what I was saying was it’s so ableist to just assume that two adults with IDD/autism are incapable of making their own choices - my point was that I’ve interacted with hundreds of families like theirs and can tell that this isn’t some money-driven venture for them

@idontevenexist5 @navethoughts @DarkHorsess13 @KILLTOPARTY I don’t see how his tweets are making the same assumptions he’s saying that just because they’re disabled doesn’t mean they can’t make their own decisions how is that making the same assumptions the other way at all

Parents couldn’t hash out a contract is 100% why. No way these two make their own decisions.

@yourguyry5150 @smethful @DarkHorsess13 @KILLTOPARTY Notice how multiple people have shat on me for the 3 years comment yet none of their responses show that they’d know more about this than I would lol

@smethful @navethoughts @DarkHorsess13 @KILLTOPARTY This person just blocked me LMAO why so sensitive

@DarkHorsess13 @KILLTOPARTY What is a book going to tell me that 3 years of hands on and advocacy work for adults with disabilities hasn’t?

@navethoughts @KILLTOPARTY You got no clue bud. Shut the hell up and pick up a fkn book

@KILLTOPARTY As someone who worked hands on with this community for years, I can assure you that the families of these two are absolutely exemplary in giving their children agency in their emotions and actions, while supporting them from the sidelines. Disgusting to insinuate otherwise

@navethoughts My take is honest, the show is disgusting and exploitative

@AB84 @ShyBucketGetter stole your flow

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas