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@RepDonBacon @ThraceAlex @AlaskaNorseman @OmahaChamber Nice job screwing over your grandkids, retard.

@ThraceAlex @AlaskaNorseman @OmahaChamber I will vote my Christian and American values. You’ve convinced me now to look at Venezuela and El Salvador TPS. Thanks.

Removing TPS status for Haitians living in the United States would cost 350,000 workers their ability to work at a time when we’re already facing serious workforce shortages. I’ve heard from healthcare providers and business leaders across Nebraska, including @OmahaChamber, who are concerned about the impact this would have on patient care and our economy. I don’t see the goodness of deporting people who are here legally, working, and contributing to our country.

@RepDonBacon @OmahaChamber We'll survive without them.

@UmariTomoe Horses are alright, I guess

if this post enters your algorithm, it's because you love horses.

The correct amount of amnesty for illegal aliens is ZERO.

@Dirk_mp4 Sucks to suck.

Nick White LOST HIS PROGRAMMING Job because the V Tuber community harassed his company and got him Fired 😱🚨 "The V Tuber Audience is so Psychotic they contacted my company where i am a software engineer..."😳 "Making fun of the V Tuber community lost me my job as a programmer..." 💀

@not_our_guy People will laugh at them if it's too small

Someone explain to me why it must be a giant scroll

@ShamashAran Thanks for arguing against Pat's masochistic interpretation 🫡

You say: "Why Pope make peace with people who want kill Christians! That good! That like turn other cheek! Crazy!" Cave Catgirl shake head. You not understand verse. "Turn the other cheek" not mean: "Stand there and get punched forever." That modern bad reading. Back then, most people right-handed. If man strike you on right cheek, he use back of hand. Backhand not about hurting. Backhand about insult. About saying: "You lower than me." Slave get backhand. Inferior get backhand. So what Jesus say? If man backhand you, you turn other cheek. Now he must hit with open hand or fist. Now he treat you as equal. You refuse insult. You do not submit to humiliation. Jesus not say, "You must take every slap" Muslims kill many christian. In Algeria, it illegal to tell people about Jesus. You go prison if you do. It nice thought to make peace with people who hate, want to kill you. It thought like puppies and flowers, make people feel nice. Making peace with enemies is nice, but only happen when enemies stop killing you. Otherwise, it just legitimizing bad deeds of enemy. I would respect pope much more if he went into Algeria and tell muslims: "Hi! I am Pope. I worship Jesus, and you should too. Here is why. More Catholics will come and talk about Jesus, even if illegal. I hope you not arrest or kill, but will send anyway. Jesus important, you must listen or your soul burn in hell. I care about you soul very much."

@catholicpat Sounds masochistic.

Um... why is the Pope making peace with Muslims?? That'd be like if someone struck you and you offered your other cheek! Crazy!!

@daveweigel A statue of liberty mech.

What is this

Congratulations to the Artemis II crew – but the case for sending astronauts into space is rapidly shrinking | Martin Rees and Donald Goldsmith theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@BrianRoemmele I bet this creature hates chocolate.

@nivholls I refuse to believe that a moped boosts testosterone.

Nature mogs the wellness industry once again.

I am genuinely struggling to understand this logic. If the rest of the world is willing to pay a small toll to Iran to keep oil flowing and stabilise markets, then why does the U.S. feel the need to block all shipping, especially when it is not dependent on that oil?

@YeeHawTonk2 @Tysenberg @ckreimendahl Let's not ignore the fact that Laura also couldn't figure it out. They were made for each other.

@Tysenberg @ckreimendahl Yeah but the boomer is right if Jason can't figure out how to change the tire on his own

In Boomers own minds, they never missed a single responsibility. They expect things to just happen like parents in a Christmas movie where Santa is real but they take complete credit for the presents anyway. If he didn’t show up, they’d ask why their kids were too lazy to buy any

@ShitpostRock2 We sure are lucky the book didn't burn like the pages underneath, other we would never have known

It’s striking how, after bombings in Palestine and Lebanon, there always seems to be a pristine Arabic copy of Mein Kampf left behind

@basedganyu Brutalist architecture

This will celebrate our triumph over...?

@EwGrowler @Sharkurricane @Rebel44CZ Monkey civil war is saving the world?

@Sharkurricane @Rebel44CZ You live in a country that borrows over a trillion and a half dollars **every single year**, and you're out here telling me your tax dollars are saving the world? 😂 Let's be real, thank China and Japan for funding that "generosity" on your behalf.

@zapatas_mom The condos will inevitably become section 8 housing.

Americans… this is a good faith question. I’m not baiting or trolling. Why are you so scared of condos and walkable cities? Does not having to drive for your groceries freak you out? What about it makes you uncomfortable? Please be honest.

Another semi-regular reminder that bringing desiccated monkey corpses into the United States is prohibited. x.com/dfochicago/sta…

@celticarab @Timvtrh @annetted1234 @RadioGenoa Is she capable of checking herself?

@Timvtrh @annetted1234 @RadioGenoa Did she check herself?

Health Ambassador in Wales. It seems like a joke but it isn't.