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Important milestones with the kids today: 4 year old - had her ears pierced 1 year old - has found his penis Big day.

@est_hate We've been quiet today too after a really busy month....

The phone hasn't rung once since the #GeneralElection was announced.......uh oh #estateagent #sales #property

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Just joined the 100 subscribers on YouTube club. VIRTUAL HIGH-FIVE! youtube.com/channel/UCaGJl…

@Philipj10460857 @VodafoneUK At least yours is working..😂

@VodafoneUK why am I paying for vodaphone fibre broadband with these speeds?

@VodafoneUK are you having issues with your broadband at the moment? Working from home is really hard with no internet.

Hey world have been very quiet for ages but back with a new #youtubechannel with help for #firsttimebuyers. This video talks about the #helptobuy #equityloan from the UK Government. youtu.be/5ulkVFe8ugE

Is anyone else having issues with amazon tv? Can't seem to watch anything?

"Babe, name me a line from a Shakespeare play" "You shall not pass!" She says!! That's Lord of the Ring girl! @BeccaLWiltsher

@BeccaLWiltsher You won't get any back chat from that when you moan "why aren't you flat anymore, your all slanted"!

Is it acceptable for a 33 year old man to be buying Call of Duty #ModernWarfare ??

@BeccaLWiltsher You know you're too late right?

@propertyparent No.

Just like a real estate agent? I've never been on hold for over six mins with any other agent... #purplebricks

@GregorDuthie Surely that doesn't happen, it's like the only part of the job - apart from driving that is?!?!

@propertyparent You’ve clearly not suffered them shooting past because you didn’t!

How would bus drivers know where to stop if people didn't put out their hands and waved them down???!! #thatswhatbusstopsarefor #theyknowwheretostop #thingsthatfrustrateme

When you pick the wrong queue in the supermarket.

@bobmillstt Hi Bob, would you agree that the players and their reactions have a huge impact on how the crowd react. Maybe we need to look at the players behaviour which often inflicts on the crowds reaction which could be worsened by alcohol? Lee Essex

@She_Creature17 My daughter is 5 and she shares a bath with her little brother. They both love the time together in the bath and so do I. As soon as she asks to be left alone and I'm confident she's safe and can do it herself then that's the right age.

At what age is it no longer appropriate for dads to give their little girls baths? If there's another answer, please explain. I find it interesting that there seems to be an age cap for girls with dads, but not for moms with sons.

Two hours ago I passed wind just before I got out of my car. I've just finished work and now have to suffer the smell I thought I had escaped earlier on the drive home..