Prosecco Mum

For general family/mum/dog life 👉 proseccomum.com For general UK family living in Dubai life 👉 ourdubaidays.com And here's our dog in a t-shirt. Cos y'know.

@iamcrabstix Oh no 🫠 Mine are on silent now. When will this end!?

@ProseccoMum They didn't even change it to the nighttime alert so just had to frantically go find all of the tablets in the house that were beeping before they woke up the kids! No safe message yet ☹️

Just about to sleep, alert comes in. You're fucking with us psychologically now and its working. I look about 57 from lack of sleep 👵

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

Welcome to your 40s: you now understand why your dad fell asleep anywhere and everywhere

@emirates can you contact me regarding getting some visitors back to the UK from Dubai? Phonelines constantly engaged.

@KLM how long is standard time for claims to be processed? You lost my case I had to buy clothes, toiletries etc etc (including a Christmas party outfit!!) and trawl around shops finding them after long travel time. Yet you still haven't refunded me? Its been nearly 3 weeks.

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really overestimated how much I can carry" moments.

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Been getting right into @JamieLaing_UK #greatcompany podcast. First @professorgreen (10/10) then @kategarraway - both inspiring stories and some great take aways ✌️

Why am I still awake? I'll moan I'm tired all day tomorrow 🤪

Taking my make up off with baby wipes will forever be my favourite guilty pleasure.

I'm on day 5 of my #Denmark trip and I've pretty much exhausted YouTube. #livingthedream

I don't think there's anything more grim than Loren talking about his hunky penis 😩 #90dayfiance

@Primark hey 👋 when are you opening in Dubai?!! 💃🤗💃

Where can I take 4 kids to in Dubai for a fun day out? #dubaifamily #dubaikids

Paul on #MAFSAU needs to blow his nose.

@vitt2tsnoc Get well soon 🙏🙏 xx

@ProseccoMum hahah I wish! Just big clown feet aim afraid and a lot of hours on those chairs in a&e 😩😩😩

Very nasty fall into the corner of a bureau, no lasting damage but no work today to try and sleep, anyone got any tips for recover quickly? Many thanks.

@PaulCBrunson Don't pick up my phone first thing!

Your morning routine sets the tone for your life. What’s one habit you need to add to your mornings?