Dave
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We lost my partner last October, our 4 year old son struggles with seeing kids dropped off by their dads at school. This week has been hell, he cries inconsolable. He told us he is sad and wants his dad. I don't know if there's therapy for his age or what needs to be done 💔
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk
What’s the grief milestone nobody prepares you for? Not the funeral. Not the first year. The weird specific one nobody talks about.
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The World Cup is supposed to be about experiencing the best the host nations have to provide culture wise. Tailgating is a massive part of US sports culture and is a massive part of the sporting experience in the US. What are we even doing at this point, seriously?
Polymarket Sports@PolymarketSport
🚨JUST IN: FIFA has banned tailgating before World Cup matches at major U.S. stadiums. Tailgates are normally free to attend.
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I feel like this is such a fated/forbidden love thing. They are perfect for each other. But they can not and never will be together.
minou@duncsquire
I haven’t figured out why yet but it really means so much to me that these two didn’t get together
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thinking of the dude who, on our first date, said, "I like SpaceX, not NASA" as I was showing him pics of me in front of Discovery, and expected me to act normal about that statement
Frank@FrankFWJH
if you’re a space nerd you’re instantly 10x hotter btw
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I had a patient once who was dying, anorexic, and plans for discharge home for hospice.
The only thing he wanted was a steak.
I went to Ruth’s Chris bought him one and fed it to him myself.
Give a dying patient whatever they want.
Doctor’s orders.
MAHA Action@MAHA_Action
Calley Means: “I was at Stanford Hospital with my mom… they served her Coca-Cola.” “She was a diabetic dying of a metabolic condition from cancer.”
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>American Jacobite
>"No Popery"
Pick a LARP, buddy.
(N.B., "Jacobites" are those who support the Roman Catholic descendants of King James II and their claim to the English monarchy)
Dale Ford, American Jacobite@JesusMetal1689
@BenZeisloft Not even once.
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This means they could do the same thing with insulin and just ✨won’t✨
Shay Boloor@StockSavvyShay
$AMZN Pharmacy will offer a $LLY newly approved GLP-1 pill Foundayo with same-day delivery across nearly 3,000 U.S. cities and towns. Pricing starts at just $1 a day with insurance or $5 cash.
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Historian of the Civil War here, for all those who celebrate!
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This may be an “old man yells at cloud” take, but I cannot wait until the entire City Connect era of MLB uniforms is dead and buried.
Most of them look like knockoffs, and it forced teams to drop some of their alternates and throwbacks because of Nike’s dumb “4+1” rule.
MLB@MLB
The Milwaukee Brewers have revealed their new City Connect uniforms 😤
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Pope Leo is clearly the calmest, most rational man in the room.
Night Sky Today@NightSkyToday
If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?
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Considering alot of college draft picks go straight to the NBA you can argue it’s the smallest.
In baseball you don’t even see first round picks in the show until their like 3rd year as a pro maybe even longer lol
DUBBY@DubDotDUBBY
The gap between college and the pros has to be the largest in basketball
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It’s baseball. The gap is so large they created 5 levels of talent in between college and the majors
DUBBY@DubDotDUBBY
The gap between college and the pros has to be the largest in basketball
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nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before
NASA Earth@NASAEarth
New record🥇 The Artemis II astronauts are now farther from Earth than humans have ever been! At 1:57 p.m. EDT, they broke the record set by Apollo 13 in 1970. Their journey around the far side of the Moon today will take them a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.
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stop saying I'm keeping this kitten! I am definitely not keeping him. there are like 15 old gross cats I'd keep before this soon-to-be perfectly adoptable kitten if I was going to keep another. don't discourage people who may be thinking about applying! thank you
Friends of Bear Cat Rescue@feederofcats
nothing scarier in this world than a kitten whose powers were temporarily thwarted and is now coming back stronger than ever
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I’d happily bulldoze 8,000 tech entrepreneur houses to save one Florida Scrub-Jay
Scott Maxwell@Scott_Maxwell
A tech entrepreneur who recently moved to Florida got upset when he ran into obstacles while trying to build a house that could impact the habitat of Florida's endangered scrub-jay. So now he's suing to strip the bird of its federal protection. orlandosentinel.com/2026/04/01/flo…
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The Governor’s Office wishes to address recent rumours and misinformation circulating online regarding Jonathan, the world’s oldest living tortoise. We can confirm that Jonathan is alive and well, continuing to enjoy his peaceful life on St Helena.
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@JackLoder_ @fantasyBYB I’ve hated him since he helped the 2010 giants beat the rangers, but that man belongs in cooperstown; no question.
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@fantasyBYB Anchored three world series champions. Three. ROY, MVP, and caught one of the best pitching staffs of all time. You’re wrong, and you’ll probably be wrong on the first ballot.
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Appreciate the sentiment but keep him far away from this page buster has a standing reservation in Cooperstown
MLB Hall of Pretty Good@hallofgoodpod
I’m just a guy who misses watching Buster Posey play for the Giants.
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“Judeo-Christian values” is one of those rare terms that pisses off literally everyone it’s meant to include. It’s the “Latinx” of protestant governance
RT@RT_com
REPORTER: ‘Pope Leo said yesterday, God does not listen to the prayer of those who wage war. Can you comment on that?’ LEAVITT: ‘Our nation was a nation founded 250 years ago almost on JUDEO-CHRISTIAN VALUES’
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There are just lots of options here. There's Texas BBQ, and there is stupid gross stuff.
M.takewaka@m_takewaka
My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?
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