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@rahulchhabra07 @sabicap @khoslaventures @Accel @Initialized @kevinweil They just wanna raise money

you can now control things with your brain. literally. we're building the most wearable BCI on the planet, with @sabicap, backed by @khoslaventures @accel @initialized & @kevinweil. we collected the world’s largest neural dataset and trained the most capable Brain Foundation Model. then we invented a new class of biosensors powered by custom ASICs. type without typing. click without clicking. a cap that lets your brain do the work. we’re sabi.

@huskirl To be fair you tricked it

Idk what to type here rn

@huskirl 🤣🤣🤣

@SizweDhlomo @RK_Mayekisa Haters will say it’s AI

lol! This kid is really putting out bangers! I know haters must be steamed! 😂🤣🤣

@TaraBull It was raw

Old WWE was Wild

@Solphendukaa @Motau22 @FNBSA @StandardBankZA @AbsaSouthAfrica @Nedbank Capitec bank is ahead in Tech

Wow . Does @FNBSA @StandardBankZA @AbsaSouthAfrica @Nedbank have this feature ? A live notice risk assessment score before paying an account that has been reported for shady activity before ? This is an incredible feature . Great innovation, especially with so much scamming happening in South Africa . *THIS IS NOT A PAID TWEET *

Suddenly he needs a translator? Also the translator is not make sure.

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@_devJNS Hahaha 🤣

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@SizweDhlomo @lavidaNOTA You forgot one: occasionally gaze at your millions to reduce stress.

@TsakkyM @berlizinha @AccordingToLee @MissMorkels 🤣

@berlizinha @AccordingToLee 🤣🤣🤣And then there was that healthy cult🙈

Who came up with this 10 000 steps goal? Why not 7345 steps?🤷🏽‍♀️

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@AfikaSoyamba Does it work with other car makes?

People are still out here mocking vibe coders. Like the only valid reason to build something is a startup, a SaaS, or a pitch deck. I built a tool this week. Not to disrupt anything. Not to raise a seed round. To buy a car without getting ripped off. I'm in the market for a Chery Tiggo 8 Pro. AutoTrader has listings. But prices shift constantly and there's no way to know if what you're looking at today is actually a good deal. So I described the problem to AI. AI built the tool. One click, 131 listings pulled, ranked by price, each one showing exactly how far it sits above or below the market average. Price history per listing. Trend over time. Lowest on the market right now: R299 999. Market average: R415 892. I know this because I have data. Not because I got lucky on a dealer's lot. I cannot write a single line of code. But I solved a real problem that was about to cost me real money. That's the whole point. Not every tool needs to be the next big enterprise app. Sometimes it just needs to save YOU from a bad deal. Build for your own life first. The rest is noise. #vibecoding #AI #buildinpublic #SouthAfrica #CarBuying

@AfikaSoyamba @MbongeniReed Feedback is 🔥🔥🔥

Took TaxiPoint for a spin. Honest feedback: 1. The rank detail modal is strong , location, hours, routes, directions. That's the product. 2. The landing page buries it under filler cards and stats that aren't impressive yet. 3. Map shows rank locations but not mine. Hard to find the nearest rank without a "you are here" pin. 4. Dark mode makes the map unreadable. Incident reporting grabs your GPS with no way to adjust, edit or delete. Biggest unlock: draw actual taxi routes on the map. No other app does that. That's your moat. Full report: acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc…

where are my jhb people? i need testers for my app😭

@minchoi “Eat your spaghetti “

3 years of AI progress

@Chymamusique @kh0motso In that case borrow me 30 tawa

@kh0motso Yes I just forget quickly

Mara otherwise osa nagana shap fela?

@Balagra1 @DjCoachrsa Why 12M sitting idle?

@DjCoachrsa Go play with your lil friends my son

Let’s make a deal, I show you half a million now, you show me yours too. Then after will show you R3m+… here we go Mchana

@GWR What’s the record for strokes?

Happy Valentine's Day 🥰 Last year, Joshua Saunders set a record for the most kisses in 30 seconds by a pair with his partner, Jenny 😘