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@otokyo__ titanic

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@BarackObama @MichelleObama wait can someone explain to me why she's apparently a man 😭 i don't keep up with these two is she actually a man

Wishing all the moms out there a wonderful Mother’s Day! To @MichelleObama, I’m grateful for all the ways you’ve shown up for our daughters and our family over the years. We love you.

@MiloLavey @ryuuder wait are you not a gay man 😭😭 wdym clit

@ryuuder Once told my aunt “just cus you saw my crouch when I was 7 months old doesn’t mean you get to see my big fat clit now that I’m 17” I think that’s my proudest moment honestly

“i changed your diapers as a kid” OH MY GOD JUST BECAUSE YOU DID THE BARE MINIMUM FOR ME AS A KID DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO SEE ME STRIPPING BUTT BOOTY NAKED TO CHANGE

@thatgirlmulaa what the fuck 😦

LEAVING GREEN FLUBBER ON SOMEONE BED IS DIABOLICAL SEEK A DOCTOR LOVE 🫨

@swaggyT_23 @NostalgiaFolder ur funny

@whyruherebye @NostalgiaFolder cool! mine was 676767

Who still remembers their school lunch number? 😭

@sacredbrowni oh wow 😭

IM SO EMBARRASSED OMFG.

@jirouology that's ironic

I TRIED TO BE NICE HELLO?

@Pyris10 @WeboQueso @KEYL0WS @TemooTitan it's MS poo poo pee pee pants 🙄🙄😞

@whyruherebye @WeboQueso @KEYL0WS @TemooTitan grow up mrs poo poo pee pee pants

Repeating kids jokes after no one laughs is top tier comedy 😭

@Pyris10 @WeboQueso @KEYL0WS @TemooTitan damn girl im 18 n id cry if 3 kids called me poo poo pee pee pants 😭😭😭

@WeboQueso @KEYL0WS @TemooTitan bitch they are kids, they will cry over 3 other kids calling them poo poo pee pee pants. its not trauma theyre kids who dont know how to handle emotions yet, so they cry and throw tantrums

@deardolliie i eat the icing off and toss the cookie part 😔

#speakingmytruth these cookies are disgusting im sorry 🥹🥹🥹🥹 everyone loves them but i just wanna throw up when i eat them their texture is awful

@A_BLUE_BIRDIE_ damn i got here too late it's account got suspended or banned or wtv 😭😭

@CB13931 @Nglmia_x ur mommy had a period before she sadly pushed ur big head ass out 🥹

@Nglmia_x Your dad is right, your brother sounds like the feminised version of modern men who are weak and wet

My dad called periods disgusting. My little brother shut him down in one sentence. My brother asked me what periods were like because one of his friends had just gotten hers and he didn’t want to make it awkward for her. So I explained it. Cramps, hormones, chocolate, the basics. From the other room, my dad yelled, “Stop talking about that disgusting shit. Men don’t need to know women’s business.” Before I could say anything, my little brother looked at him and said, “No wonder mom left you.” Silence. My dad turned around and walked out like he’d just been unplugged. Then my brother looked back at me and went, So… chocolate, right?

@Sara_Varnholt love this

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

@erasednigga "TELL ME RIGHT NOW"

Calling santa a nigga when hes always watching is insane😭😭😭😭

@Raindropsmedia1 this girl i think

@Raindropsmedia1 i could be wrong but i think this might be the same girl who was sleeping w a married guy n had no shame. looks just like her and talks just as softly as her too. just saw the vid like 30 mins ago

Mother goes off and tells her daughter she’ll be nothing in life and that she’s slow and stupid then posted it online. 👀🤔😳

@RealPaulMueller i'd go fucking ballistic if that was my dog oh my god

🐾 Demand Justice: Greenville Grooming Owners Arrested - Share to Hold Them Accountable Greenville, South Carolina - The owners of Corner Pet Grooming are facing charges after disturbing video allegedly showed dogs being abused inside the business. Authorities say complaints came in on March 16, leading to a search warrant on March 20. Investigators reviewed footage that allegedly shows Linda Gilstrap, 66, punching a Shih-Tzu multiple times while it was suspended in a grooming hammock and bending its paw backward. In another moment, she is accused of forcing a dog’s neck into an unsafe position. Donald Gilstrap, 71, is also accused of punching a dog in the ribs and back during a bath. Linda faces two counts of animal mistreatment. Donald faces one count. Both were taken to the Greenville County Detention Center, and more charges could follow. 📞 Call to Action: Greenville County Solicitor Christopher Antley 864-467-7110 Let them know the public is watching and expects accountability. SOURCE: The Greenville News; Hannah Turner; Anakin’s Trails #dogs #SouthCarolina #TheRealPaulMueller

@DetroitEminaj mount pussmore 😝

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@dontcrycam baby ovary 🥹🥹🥹🥹

wait Overly is a cute girl name