Uncooperative at Best

@ReadWriteRyan96 One time I was at choir practice before Easter service and the plaster came up behind me and was like "HE HAS RISEN!" and he scared the shit out of me and I turned around and drew back 😂

I shared this before, but I love this story about my wife: She became a Christian in college, but didn’t know much about church. So at her first Easter service, when people would say the traditional greeting of “He is risen!” she’d respond with an enthusiastic “Heck yeah, baby!”

@smerconish I think over the past few weeks, we've absolutely justified their need for a nuclear weapon.

We’re in Iran. The question now isn’t how we got here—it’s what we do next. If nearly bomb-grade uranium is unaccounted for, can we really walk away? We Can't Leave Without the Nuclear Material. Watch now: youtu.be/zh4Qgpkiv1M

@CAgovernor @CalkidsProgram I just saw an interview w you where you ditched your ex wife bc she wasn't on brand w you. So you pick/reject your spouse based on your brand. On how you'll look standing next to them as your first lady. That's a disgusting way to view women. You should know that.

California kids have TWO amazing resources available to help set them on the path toward a stronger future. Eligible families can claim their child's California @CalKIDSProgram account AND federal Trump Account to get FREE money for their future.

@bryan_johnson Make your own fucking food.

I've instructed my chef to make meals that are exactly 700 calories. But they're more than 700 calories. You know how I know? My resting heart rate is elevated by 3 beats per minute. I'm 1,000+ reps (days) in knowing how food impacts my heart rate.

@realtimsharp Why are they shooting and marching in the wrong direction? Iran is over there!

Exactly how does Israel bombing residential villages in Lebanon prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons? Explain it to me like I am 5.

@GBNT1952 For the same reason I left Christianity. I don't have a problem w God or Jesus, but I won't be associated w the Christians walking around. Too many are too awful and i will stand alone at the pearly gates and account for myself.

Why did someone with as much “tenacity and fight” as MTG voluntarily resign (with little fuss, I might add) from her spot in Congress, the place where she could have actually fought for changes in our government, to become a social media activist where she can no longer affect any real change through legislation?

@OzgurCreativity @Thevictoria76 Yup. Bc if I see my man sleeping in his truck after work, I'm gonna go make sure he's OK. If he wanna sleep in there, I'ma leave him to it too. You good? Good. I got dinner going, come in when your ready.

@Thevictoria76 The moment she woke him up with "SERIOUSLY?!" and started to yell at him. That's all I needed to know about this relationship. He indeed was hiding from her. And the fact that she still can't see the problem is her, and she blames the podcast? No wonder he locked the door.

Woman films her husband sleeping in his car… and instantly regrets it! 😳🚗

@leamaric I'm convinced that adults who proudly profess to hate children never grew up and see children as competition. I'm tired of dealing w 30yo full time children. Don't you have some fucking adulting to do?

This level of frenzied mania over the latest NPC slop drop toy is so bleak to witness. Mind you, this will end up in a landfill in a month or less. Grown women btw.

@chashmish1234 My skin has never been at 0. Why would you let yourself get to 0? Why didn't you tend to your fucked up face when it was at 70?50?30? You waited til 0? There's no fixing that. You're just fucked up now.

Girl to girl, tell us one skincare product that took your skin from 0 to 100.

@UziCryptoo So you're gonna have to make your own money in this life. That's a terrible shame. That's really what you get for waiting on somebody to die. The relationship was where the value lie. Not the house you never owned nor lived in.

My boomer uncle bought his house for $68,000 in 1992, Today it’s worth $1,300,000. He always told me I was in the will. Said I’d be taken care of. I spent years thinking I had a safety net. He died this week. The house went to his wife. Who is 61. Who just announced she’s getting remarried. I am not in the new will.

@littlebillie Well, w the culinary skills you've just described, maybe you should stick w jarlic.

Why would I use jarlic when I could dirty a knife and cutting board and spend 10 minutes peeling 4 garlic cloves, another 10 looking for my garlic press, and then clean up all the peels

@AnaEscobarShow So time to check the TPUSA roster and find out who was in the Wichita area at that time. Isn't there an AFB over there?

I know Candace Owens is on break right now, and Baron Coleman too, but guys that Egyptian plane SU-BTT is back in the United States (for the first time this year maybe?) Is anyone out by Wichita?

@Spesalvi23 @data_republican @Arrogance_0024 How does it feel to know that you aren't worth the effort and expense of rescue to your own countrymen? Bc we didn't bat an eye at this. Go get our man and bring him home.

Many Europeans are finished with Europe as well. With our governments, with the EU, the cowardice of our leaders, the lies, the corruption, the disregard of our fears and opinions. It’s insane. It seems impossible to vote ourselves out of this desaster. I want my country back!! And I want my countries mentality back!! 😫

Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

@ManifestHistory They're all separate books. You can read them in any order the lord brings you to.

I’ve finally decided to read the entire bible. So far, I’ve read Genesis and Exodus. I’m obviously really interested in reading the Gospels and New Testament. I’m debating skipping ahead to the Gospels. What do you recommend I do: Read the bible from front to back or skip ahead and read the Gospels (or entire New Testament) and then go back to the Old Testament.

@ksorbs Using campaign funds to pay your wife to take care of your kids.

I'm not a politician, so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't using campaign funds to pay your wife a big no-no?

@MrsGoresDiary This holy week snuck up on me this year. I accidentally booked a vacation for this week a couple of months ago, didn't realize my mistake until it was too late to change the reservations. Idk how I made that mistake. Well have Easter dinner next weekend I guess.

The public school where we live had prom last night. On Good Friday. What is wrong with you people??

@rlas1978 @JoshPhillipsPhD And it bothers me, as a parent, when I see teachers act like they had the most profound life long impact on every child ever.... You spent 55 minutes w my kid for 9 Mos, calm down there bucko. I remember a handful of the 50+ teachers I encountered k-12.

@yuuki_attack @JoshPhillipsPhD It’s not about belonging to us. 🤦🏼‍♀️it’s about seeing them every day for nine months and building relationships. Some you like, some you love, a few you don’t like. It’s that simple.

I'm a teacher. The students in my classroom are not "mine." That's gross and creepy.

@VeraGavrilovna @TolentinoTeach Yes. Bc my child always has the authority to withdraw consent and cooperation at any time they feel unsafe or immoral. Even if it's a fucking teacher telling them to be unsafe or immoral. Teachers are fucking kids, dude. Tell your kids to tell them no.

If you're telling your 9 year olds that they have standing to challenge the rules set out by adults in their schools, then you are very much part of our problem. There is a time to be a heroic fighter against what one perceives to be injustice, but during a math lesson when you're a 3rd grader ain't it.

Unpopular idea: Obedience isn’t always a bad thing. Let me be clear—when you’re a child, learning to listen to responsible adult authority is often the right move. Before students push back against the system, they should first learn how to operate within it.

@Orangemanround3 Your Jesus may have been a soft spoken push over, but my Jesus had a slick tongue and flipped tables.

What's it called when you want to follow Jesus but also knock the shit out of people?

@Pejuola_a Yeah... It means I did something right.

Have you ever caught the look of hate on someone’s face towards you ?