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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍

लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍

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🚨Indian Gems
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_·
India launches Mumbai local's first non AC closed door rake. Just imagine the ride inside during 40°C heat. We're basically ruled by fools😭
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Joseph Pajos
Joseph Pajos@PajosTM·
I was in class last week. One of my students raised their hand mid-lecture and asked something that stopped me for a second. "Why is every AI tool built on Python? C++ is faster. Rust is faster. Even Java is faster. So why Python?" Honestly it’s a fair question. And the answer reveals something really interesting about how the AI industry actually works. Let me explain this properly. 🧵
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SadiqueAnjum
SadiqueAnjum@sadiqueanj·
On this day of 2021 ,8th April,time 5.55a.m ,got a call from 🏥 hospital,and when I reached hospital with my younger brother Huzaifa,Papa already left us.It was shocking day for us but Maut Barhaq hai and maut ka waqt muqarrar hai.Isi per hamara imaan tika hua hai.No if and buts On this day, Five years ago, life changed. But so did my understanding of love- it never leaves, it just transforms. It’s been 5 year without you, Papa. Some days I smile at your memory, some days I ache but every day, I carry your love with me. I still reach for your wisdom in quiet moments. You may be gone, but you’re never truly far. And though the tears have softened, the love has only grown stronger. Five years without you, and not a single day where your name hasn’t crossed my mind. You’re still my greatest strength. May Allah Subhan u wa ta'ala blessed Papa with Maghfirat and Elevate his status in Jannahaur Darjat Buland farma. @gulaab_ali_
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:
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Shehbaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif@CMShehbaz·
With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes. Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days! @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @SteveWitkoff @SEPeaceMissions @drpezeshkian @mb_ghalibaf @araghchi
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If you'are still thinking that someone responsible for SSHing servers to apply updates will learn skills on X in 2026, let me help you realise that. It does not work that way. Do't see more...
Balogun Hammed@bhalloinfraguy

If you’re still SSH-ing into servers one by one to apply updates in 2026, let me help you fix that. Here’s how to patch 50 servers with one command 🧵

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍
@googlemaps If you are going on a date and you are asking @googlemaps saying that you don't have any idea where to go on date, better you DON'T DESERVE THE DATE. Who on the hell will date such a clueless person. x.com/googlemaps/sta…
Google Maps@googlemaps

Ask Maps is now available to everyone in the U.S. and India. Here are six prompts to get you started. 🧵

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Google Maps@googlemaps·
One of the superpowers of Ask Maps is finding the perfect vibe while factoring everyday practicalities. For your next date, instead of just searching "restaurants near me," ask Maps to find the midpoint between home and work, filter out tourist traps, and string together a multi-stop itinerary.
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Google Maps@googlemaps·
Ask Maps is now available to everyone in the U.S. and India. Here are six prompts to get you started. 🧵
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ANI
ANI@ANI·
#WATCH | Hajipur, Bihar: Shabreen Parveen, daughter of a tyre shop owner, scored 98.4% in her state board Class 10 results and became the topper of the state. She says, "... I have scored 492 marks. I studied at school and on YouTube... I also studied with the help of my brother... I want to be a doctor, and I will prepare for NEET."
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Delhi Police
Delhi Police@DelhiPolice·
"आपका हम पर विश्वास ही है हमारी ईदी" #DPUpdates #Eid
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Ricardo
Ricardo@Ric_RTP·
Jensen Huang just called out every CEO who’s been firing people “because of AI.” Jim Cramer asked him why companies are laying people off if AI is supposed to make everyone MORE productive. Jensen's answer: "For companies with imagination, you will do more with more. For companies where the leadership is just out of ideas, they have nothing else to do. They have no reason to imagine greater than they are. When they have more capability, they don't do more." Read that again. The man who built the most important tech company on Earth just told you that if your CEO is using AI to cut headcount, it means one thing: They have no imagination. They have no vision for what comes next. They got handed the most powerful tool in human history and their FIRST instinct was to fire people. This is the CEO of NVIDIA. The company whose chips power every AI system on the planet. If anyone on Earth has the right to say "AI replaces workers," it's Jensen Huang. And he said the OPPOSITE. He said every carpenter could become an architect. Every plumber could become an architect. AI elevates capability. It doesn't eliminate it. But here's where it gets really interesting... During the same interview, Jensen revealed something nobody's talking about: He said AI startups like OpenAI and Anthropic are seeing their revenues increase by one to two billion dollars a WEEK. And he wishes these companies were public so the world could see what he sees. One to two billion per week. That's a $50 to $100 BILLION annualized run rate. For companies that most people think are burning cash and making nothing. The entire Wall Street narrative that "AI companies aren't profitable" might be completely wrong. Jensen sees their numbers. He sees their compute orders. He sees their growth. And he's saying the revenue is real. So if the money IS real, why are other companies firing people? Because they're not building AI products. They're not creating new revenue streams. They're not using AI to expand into new markets. They're using AI as an EXCUSE to cut costs because they ran out of ideas 3 years ago and need something to tell the board. Jensen's company added $500 billion in new orders in 5 months. He expects $1 trillion in cumulative revenue through 2027 from just two product lines. That number doesn't include the new chips, systems, or partnerships announced this week. And he's not cutting people. He's hiring. Because when you have imagination, more capability means MORE opportunity. Not less headcount. Meanwhile Salesforce cut thousands. Meta cut thousands. Amazon cut thousands. All blaming "AI efficiency." Jensen's response: You're out of imagination. He also said something that stuck with me. Cramer asked if he ever thought he'd build a $10 to $20 trillion company while waiting tables at Denny's. His answer: "I was just trying to make it through the shift." Biggest tip he ever got? Two, three dollars. Now he's building tech that increased computing demand by one million times in two years. He announced OpenClaw, which he says is as big as ChatGPT. And he's got 21 months of new business that isn't even counted in the trillion dollar figure yet. When asked how long he plans to keep working? "I'm hoping to die on the job. And I'm not hoping to die anytime soon." This is a man who believes every single thing he's building. And his message to every CEO using AI to justify layoffs is simple... You're not innovating. You're surrendering. The technology wasn't built to shrink companies. It was built to make them limitless. If your leadership can't see that, the problem isn't AI. It's THEM.
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𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐝𝐢
𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐝𝐢@Mahdii_365·
Is there a printing error or am I just dizzy?!! Can you find it?!
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