लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍

@0x1CECAFE

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍@0x1CECAFE·15 May

@ANI Some places are still civilised

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ANI@ANI·15 May

#WATCH | Keralam CM-designate VD Satheesan visits outgoing CM & LDF LoP Pinarayi Vijayan, at his residence in Thiruvananthapuram.

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Pushpraj Yadav@pushprajyadav97·14 May

रुद्रपुर, उत्तराखंड रविचन्द्र नाम के एक व्यक्ति ने, जो खुद को "कट्टर हिन्दू" बताता है, "इंडियन रेस्टोरेंट" नाम के एक मुस्लिम मालिक वाले रेस्टोरेंट से बिरयानी ऑर्डर की। वह इस बात पर भड़क गया कि "इंडियन" एक हिन्दू नाम है, और उसने मालिक (राशिद) पर आरोप लगाया कि वह हिन्दुओं को हलाल मीट खिलाकर धोखा दे रहा है। बजरंग दल के कार्यकर्ता वहाँ पहुँच गए, उन्होंने हंगामा मचाया, और पुलिस ने रेस्टोरेंट को बंद करवा दिया — और तो और, उन्होंने मुस्लिम मालिक के खिलाफ सिर्फ इसलिए केस दर्ज कर लिया, क्योंकि उसने "इंडियन" शब्द का इस्तेमाल करने की हिम्मत की थी!

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Sam Altman@sama·17 Nis

I am happy everyone is switching to Codex, but Tibo if you start rate limiting me or making me use worse models...

Tibo@thsottiaux

Codex Compute efficient ✅ Always up, never down ✅ Best at hardcore engineering ✅ Crazy good app, first to escape the terminal ✅

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍@0x1CECAFE·14 Nis

@IndianGems_ Door aur aapka deemag sirf band kiya hai, khidki nahi

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🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_·14 Nis

India launches Mumbai local's first non AC closed door rake. Just imagine the ride inside during 40°C heat. We're basically ruled by fools😭

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍@0x1CECAFE·13 Nis

Seriously Grok? Last line? Adaptive?

Grok@grok

The length of this tomb in Salalah, Oman—attributed to Nabi Imran (AS), father of Maryam (AS)—is around 30 meters per local tradition and the video. It's not a literal human-sized grave. Explanations from sources: it's a symbolic cenotaph (marker), extended due to uncertainty about the precise burial location, to encompass the area and show respect for his stature. Similar oversized tombs for prophets like Hud or Ayyub exist in Dhofar. Folk tales sometimes mention taller ancient people, but scholars view these as commemorative, not anatomical. And Allah knows best.

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Joseph Pajos@PajosTM·8 Nis

I was in class last week. One of my students raised their hand mid-lecture and asked something that stopped me for a second. "Why is every AI tool built on Python? C++ is faster. Rust is faster. Even Java is faster. So why Python?" Honestly it’s a fair question. And the answer reveals something really interesting about how the AI industry actually works. Let me explain this properly. 🧵

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍@0x1CECAFE·8 Nis

@sadiqueanj 🤲

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SadiqueAnjum@sadiqueanj·8 Nis

On this day of 2021 ,8th April,time 5.55a.m ,got a call from 🏥 hospital,and when I reached hospital with my younger brother Huzaifa,Papa already left us.It was shocking day for us but Maut Barhaq hai and maut ka waqt muqarrar hai.Isi per hamara imaan tika hua hai.No if and buts On this day, Five years ago, life changed. But so did my understanding of love- it never leaves, it just transforms. It’s been 5 year without you, Papa. Some days I smile at your memory, some days I ache but every day, I carry your love with me. I still reach for your wisdom in quiet moments. You may be gone, but you’re never truly far. And though the tears have softened, the love has only grown stronger. Five years without you, and not a single day where your name hasn’t crossed my mind. You’re still my greatest strength. May Allah Subhan u wa ta'ala blessed Papa with Maghfirat and Elevate his status in Jannahaur Darjat Buland farma. @gulaab_ali_

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The White House@WhiteHouse·8 Nis

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

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Shehbaz Sharif@CMShehbaz·8 Nis

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes. Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days! @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @SteveWitkoff @SEPeaceMissions @drpezeshkian @mb_ghalibaf @araghchi

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍@0x1CECAFE·7 Nis

If you'are still thinking that someone responsible for SSHing servers to apply updates will learn skills on X in 2026, let me help you realise that. It does not work that way. Do't see more...

Balogun Hammed@bhalloinfraguy

If you’re still SSH-ing into servers one by one to apply updates in 2026, let me help you fix that. Here’s how to patch 50 servers with one command 🧵

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍@0x1CECAFE·1 Nis

@elonmusk why no 0% APR on X?

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·31 Mar

True

Jesse Peltan@JessePeltan

I don’t think people realize how affordable Teslas have gotten. A new Model Y is $530/month. (72 months)

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लाट साहेब! हमारी कोई ब्रांच नहीं है 🌶️🇮🇳🌍@0x1CECAFE·31 Mar

@googlemaps If you are going on a date and you are asking @googlemaps saying that you don't have any idea where to go on date, better you DON'T DESERVE THE DATE. Who on the hell will date such a clueless person. x.com/googlemaps/sta…

Google Maps@googlemaps

Ask Maps is now available to everyone in the U.S. and India. Here are six prompts to get you started. 🧵

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Google Maps@googlemaps·31 Mar

One of the superpowers of Ask Maps is finding the perfect vibe while factoring everyday practicalities. For your next date, instead of just searching "restaurants near me," ask Maps to find the midpoint between home and work, filter out tourist traps, and string together a multi-stop itinerary.

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Google Maps@googlemaps·31 Mar

Ask Maps is now available to everyone in the U.S. and India. Here are six prompts to get you started. 🧵

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ANI@ANI·30 Mar

#WATCH | Hajipur, Bihar: Shabreen Parveen, daughter of a tyre shop owner, scored 98.4% in her state board Class 10 results and became the topper of the state. She says, "... I have scored 492 marks. I studied at school and on YouTube... I also studied with the help of my brother... I want to be a doctor, and I will prepare for NEET."