Steven
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Steven
@0xBERNDOG
Once a submariner, now a firefighter
London, England Katılım Nisan 2022
223 Takip Edilen89 Takipçiler
what does... MI5...do then?
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: The Government has announced "Britain's FBI" Called the National Police Service (NPS), it will combine the National Crime Agency, Counter Terrorism Police, Regional Organised Crime Units, police helicopters and National Road Policing
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@bryan_johnson @RoyalNavy take note, submarine service watch patterns made me literally dumber while driving nuclear weapons around
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A single night of 4–5 hrs sleep reduces cognition by 20–40%, drops glucose stability by 30–40%, increases accident risk by 400%, elevates inflammatory markers 50–100%, impairs memory consolidation by 40–60%.
Most mental health problems are downstream this system level deregulation.
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The most destructive belief in the world is that sleep deprivation produces better results.
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@JimboJumb0 I was the person that would count down the launch of submarine launched nuclear weapons
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People really come on this app and admit their family are war criminals unprovoked. Look at her employer 😭😭😭
Marcus Dennis@DamnNearWhite
My mom bought a 1600 sq ft home and was giving 2 very spoiled little boys every shoe and toy they wanted making 66k a year in the 90s. Crazy
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@k_flowstate Don't let the money ruin your passion, oh btw my passion is the current flavour of the month that would have made me rich
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Day 5 of posting banger articles you should read
bertø@graffioh
a small dump of my current thoughts
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@OspreyLively @Monz_ah Where the fuck do you live, your parents house?
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@Monz_ah You don’t need the money now if you’re on £70k lmao. I’m on less than that and I save 60% of each paycheque
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£70,000 is £51,161 a year after tax, £4,263 a month post-tax
The £320 a month you pay in SFE is nearly 10% of your post-tax disposable income
What's paying into my pension gonna do for me, I need the money now looool
LivelyOsprey@OspreyLively
@Monz_ah £80k is £380 lmao. You don’t feel shit it’s pennies. If you’re that bothered just salary sacrifice
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Imagine you finally get all the power, control and wealth you dream of.
You then buy all the stuff that you salivate over. Toys, homes, experiences. All of it.
Okay.
Tough Question: Now what?
Seriously.
After the party gets old:
Now what?
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@DuxVult1 @trevgoes4th Been paying almost 500pm on it at 30yo and it's only barely covering the interest ffs
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@trevgoes4th I know people in their 30s who pay £200 a month
If they were putting that in the S&P for 30 years and not paying debt they would have a couple of hundred grand extra for retirement
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This is the next lie they tell themselves
The deduction from your wage is VERY REAL
francesca@lacescael
@fxyzul It's not real debt. It gets written off after 25 years. You'll never pay it all back. I have no idea how much I owe. Literally haven't checked for years. Think of it as a scammy subscription. Never ever make a lump sum payment, ever!
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@LDNpirate @HMS_Str_Castle Gen dit, safeguard, 12 clips, forward assist, pusser's eyebrows
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"The safeguard rule is no longer in force"
If you know, you know
Navy Lookout@NavyLookout
.@HMS_Str_Castle alongside at Fairlie Jetty this morning. Via @wolfie250
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@ThePrimalDino It's never cared about physics or reality, but it's still an enjoyable film
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Genuinely such a good movie, however, rewatching it a couple days ago I noticed that this movie just does NOT care about orbital mechanics at all, or it has absolutely ridiculously efficient engines that run on magic
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
11 years ago today, Christopher Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR’ released in theaters.
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In my head, I read all of my tweets in 2003 text to voice generator accent
tater tot@parakeetnebula
Example: Did you buy The Blowout Preventer? Of course, how can I forget, lol
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@BooRadleytoo @horrorhun Bro wait until you realise that she cucks people into sending her money 🤮🤮🤮
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before you enter my dms, to save us both time/energy:
1. yes, i’m really 35 years of age.
2. i was born 35 years ago.
3. my age is 35.
4. 35 is actually the number of years i’ve been alive.
5. you liking/disliking my septum piercing really doesn’t interest me, either way.
ty x
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Kinda crazy that life on Earth may be the only thing in the entire universe that decreases entropy
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@pinstripedline Saw a few disgraceful mullets while deployed, thankfully coxn took care of them before we came alongside
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I am all for loosening hair regulations, and allowing beards in the RAF and Army. But a mullet? No, thats a crime against good taste.
BFBS Forces News@ForcesNews
Business in the front, but perhaps NOT party in the back?👀 Last year, Canada relaxed rules to allow the Mullet to be worn by personnel, and now we wonder if its popularity will spread❓ Read more⬇️ forcesnews.com/news/mulling-o…
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I know a few people who've done this. And honestly, it changed them.
They got way better at avoiding work than actually doing work.
They got better at looking over their shoulder than learning to trust their coworkers.
They got more jaded and pessimistic over time. At some point no one wants to hire them or invest in them.
Decide for yourself if all that is worth it.
sparsehalo@sparsehalo
@hkarthik YMMV: the unvested money could be millions. I’d wait for the garbage collection
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@GeorgeLooney786 @NoahRyanCo Childhood obesity is abuse because the child doesn't have money and isn't buying their own fault, so it's always the parents fault
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Never get fat. Ever. Once you max out fat storage capacity, you literally create new fat cells (hyperplasia).
These new fat cells never go away. Your fat regain potential is now upregulated.
Even at a leaner weight later, your system remembers your fatness. Appetite and fat storage drive stay elevated.
You literally program yourself into being a chud
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