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@wvfunnyguy Uses dishes and wash them, idiots.

This is a funny argument between this Husband and wife! 😂😂🤣🤣

@SimpPolice911 Signing the document proves she loves him and it's not about the money.

Wealthy father insists his son girlfriend must sign a prenup but she refuses and insists love is enough and they don’t need a prenup. A hoe!

@Just_Raghvi They're ALL liars.

Difference between a girl and a woman ❤️‍🩹

@JonnyRoot_ Want something done wrong? Bring in a woman.

The first female home plate umpire in MLB history, Jen Pawol, made the worst call you’ll ever seen in a game… After it was challenged by the catcher, the ABS system showed just how awful it was 😬

@Sportsnet Shitty Canadians, you never cease to amaze us how badly y'all suck.

Happy Pride night in Edmonton! 🌈🏒

@EdmontonOilers FUCK your pride.

Celebrating Pride‼️🏳️‍🌈 #LetsGoOilers

@jason_howerton When you eat an incredible meal, everyone asks for the RECIPE. No one cares what oven it was baked in.

A functioning society where everyone can do those things.

@joeroganhq I did the lion diet for 5 months, all my health issues went into remission. Meat, mostly lamb, salt, water. Lost 40 lbs of pure fat, insulin resistance gone, all inflammation gone. No, its not easy.

Mikhaila Peterson on her strict diet. I don't think people realize how much discipline this takes.

@DallasStars F*ck your Pride night. Sincerely a season ticket holder.

Y’ALL means ALL 💚 We can't wait to celebrate Pride Night next Tuesday! Arrive early for our annual Pride Happy Hour and to receive a pair of Stars-branded Pride socks. MORE INFO: bit.ly/StarsPride26

@CollinRugg Have we all please finally come to the conclusion that women are psychotic, and the 19th Amendment should be repealed?

NEW: Utah woman who wrote a book about grief after her husband died has been found guilty of murdering him. According to prosecutors, Kouri Richins put 5x the lethal dose of the synthetic opioid into a cocktail that her husband Eric Richins drank. Prosecutors also say Richins said she was $4.5 million in debt and thought that if she killed him, she would inherit his estate worth $4 million. She was also seeing another man. Richins attempted killing her husband on another occasion where she gave him a fentanyl-laced sandwich that made him black out. Before she was arrested in 2023, Richins published the book “Are You with Me?” and promoted it on local TV and radio stations. Prosecutors say this was an attempt to cover up the murder. Richins is scheduled to be sentenced on May 13.

@chisomholic @MindOfHeadking Yep. She'll start up the first night.

@MindOfHeadking He shot her boyfriend but left her alive to fûck the rest of her life away while he rots in jail. I respect this level of simpleton sycophancy. 👏

He caught her with another man & pulled the trigger on him 4 times!!

@MindOfHeadking He missed her 4 times?

@buriedwestmusic @RealCandaceO And, he's on his own.

@RealCandaceO Tucker Carlson has never worked for the U.S. government and has never held any political office. He’s a journalist exercising his First Amendment rights.

If they come for Tucker, we ride at dawn. Really nothing else to say here. We’re not doing the gulags 2.0 with these Bolshevik descendants.

@RealCandaceO You first, IDIOT. Giddy up.

@austiinxbt @davidonchainx After the Iran stuff is cleared up, go into the Opt3 portfolio in Allocate Smartly. Trade once a month, they tell you what to trade. Finished 2025 up 28%. Super easy, takes 5 minutes a month. Their subscription is about $400 a year.

@davidonchainx Plz tell me where this savings account is

How to escape the matrix (easy): - Make $600,000 - Put it in a savings account with 12% interest - Earn $72,000/year in passive income - Travel the world and enjoy life What's holding you back?

@pearlythingz Because the woman wants her wedding, then her "babies". Why? To show off for other women.

If people stop having sex once they get married then why do people get married at all

@CNviolations It was just times 3 a week ago, next month it'll be times 5. Here's a thought: You're a f&cking SERVER. You bring food to a table. You are not worth that much.

Thoughts?

@noitsnotbot @TScatteredFlock @DrClownPhD Women are not trustworthy today; in fact, quite the opposite. They should be judged never by what they say, always by what they DO. Over 70% of divorces are filed by women. They're natural-born liars, cheaters, and hypocrites. So very easily manipulated, as they run on emotion.

@TScatteredFlock @1111TheLight @DrClownPhD "Her husband trusts her completely. She gives him all the important things he needs." -Proverbs 31:11 Followed by 20 verses of all the things he needs. The man is head of the household, the woman is there to support him.

Holy sh*t, this is so true!

@Tom_4_4_ @HustleBitch_ AI is coming for your industry first. And appraisers. And, that's a good thing.

Also this skit is not funny. I’m a broker, but feel like an attorney. Always keeping stupid people in line with the agreement. If you let the general public do RE themselves without agency, they’ll get ripped off. Certainly some realtors aren’t worth the commission, but overwhelmingly most are.

🚨 “REALTORS ARE SCAM ARTISTS” — VIRAL VIDEO TORCHING THE INDUSTRY IS GOING NUCLEAR A skit exploding across social media is ripping into the real estate industry, and it’s hitting a nerve. In the video, a homebuyer slowly realizes something about the process that makes it look suspicious. Every time she tries to make an offer, the real estate agent suddenly claims there’s “another bid.” But when the buyer asks basic questions like who the bidder is, what they offered, or if they’re even real, the response is always the same: “I can’t say.” Then the realization hits. If the price goes up… the agent’s commission goes up too. Seconds later the house is “sold” and the real estate agent walks away with a $50,000 commission. Now the internet is arguing. Some say agents protect buyers through complex deals. Others say it’s just the most expensive middleman job in America. Be honest: are realtors worth it… or is the whole system a scam?

@TScatteredFlock @those335eyes @DrClownPhD God made man in his own image. He then needed duality for our own good. Hence, he made the opposite, a woman. Opposite in ALL WAYS.

@those335eyes @1111TheLight @DrClownPhD He may have made you laugh, but he's also wrong.