shaddy

@jaffacakes my nephew Marley enjoying his morning jaffa cake! #chomp

@JamesGerardCran @MingeyMarje If I remember rightly you fought you way down to the front to throw your undies at Ronan!!

@MingeyMarje I was at the big London fleadh one year and boyzone played very early doors suffice to say THEY WERE SHITE, but I only confide this to people I trust so shhhh as fatherflaherty says its our secret

I was in the audience when Wham performed on RH! #40hiddenmusictreasures

@wwfcofficial Massive shift!! No shit Sherlock promotion chasing to relegation fodder!!

Mike's Stevenage reaction

@Trav804 I’m sure one of the nurses will give you a helping hand😉

@123shaddy Yeah I’m good mate, just struggling to open crisps in the hospital 🤣

@WhatsApp the sign and continue on the new update isn’t highlighted on my phone

New favourite bit of TikTok is quite easily Indonesian Britpop

@Trav804 👍🏻

Happy Christmas from me to you, Xmas day walks and another sober Xmas in the bag, shouldn’t say bag that’s why I’m sober 😂 #in-recovery#mysoberjourney

@JamesGerardCran @currys We all know what films you’d be watching on it!👊🏼💦💦

@currys Would love the tablet ,the high resolution screen is great for streaming films

The new Samsung Galaxy range is here! ✨ To celebrate we’re giving away a Galaxy Tab S9 & Galaxy Watch6 to one lucky winner 🏆 Here’s how you can win: 1) Follow @currys 2) Like and reply with what feature of the tablet/watch you can’t wait to use, incl. #CurrysSamsungGalaxy

Right, everyone grab a portion of chips and a shotgun and I’ll meet you at Brighton Pier. I knew the blame lay with the animals and not the fat, greedy, fucking shareholder cunts. Let’s kill all the fish as well while we’re at it, just to make sure. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07/1…

@JamesGerardCran Does Jean Eldridge live down by you now?

Her next door came round with the police accusing me of nicking clothes off her line ,when I heard the knock I almost shat her pants

@JamesGerardCran Even frank looks bored!!

A friend to the stars thy knows

Who remembers Joey Deacon on Blue Peter?

🎼“ I love vagina, Camilla. I love vagina, Camilla. FIVE LADS, THIGH PADS, I-PADS”

@JamesGerardCran Reminds me of Sutton away!!

A gam gam shortly after I told him Gerry Adams had an invite to the coronation

@JFCumming @GasmanCOTN He might be the king but the bloke behind him is definitely the messiah!!

God save the king. 👨🏻‍🦱 📷 ⁦@GasmanCOTN⁩

@JFCumming @sarahpika The 90’s was only ten years ago fifteen max surely??

@sarahpika See, this is the problem… if you do the maths it was 31 years ago, but in reality, there in NO way this was 31 years ago. Someone’s taking the piss out of the 90’s indie kids. The truth will come out one day.

31 years though….

Dave Angel, Eco Warrior; pancakes for breakfast! #PancakeDay #ShroveTuesday #TheFastShow

Retweet to win🎁 @wwfcofficial season ticket holders only… 👀🦢

I use this Simpsons quote more than any other. Any time anyone says they'll do something in a minute (or mentions taking a plane), I automatically say this. I can't help myself. What Simpsons quote do you feel compelled to reply with the most?