Dunc_1878

I've been an Everton fan for 45 minutes and I already want to kill myself

@ChrisWaller84 @Tgarratt10 New contract in the summer, doubt he’ll go anytime soon

@Tgarratt10 Can't see him being at Everton much longer

Iliman Ndiaye you are mustard son 👏🏻👏🏻

Beto to Wesley Fofana today

All 5️⃣ of Richarlison’s goals at Anfield!

@Jaack Why are you giggling? If we get Europe i don’t see how any of those are unrealistic especially now we’ve money to spend 😂😂😂

Read this bloke’s tweet and then try and guess who he supports… Can’t stop giggling

Cottage Pied. 🤷‍♂️

@SHVillian @wettoes54 @GuyBradley I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone miss the point so badly 😂

@wettoes54 @GuyBradley they aren’t as good as Kamara, McGinn and Onana

Commentators droning n about Everton’s injuries… No mention of Villa missing most of our midfield, and Sancho ill. Malen sold. Think we’re much worse off

@PNEChatter @Everton Hope we still do once we get a few players back but I think even moyes is surprised by how good he is 😂

@Everton Proper player, definitely needs 6 more months of development with us 😅

Three points yesterday. 19 years old today. Happy birthday, Harrison! 🎉💙

@SteKelly198586 @LeeFMc83 Jesus Christ 🤣 do you just follow the results on Twitter or do you actually watch them?

@LeeFMc83 Keep it up. Your club's get out of jail free card for decades. And for decades more.

Thread. Depths of delusion.

@TheRefereeForum @Everton You got banned because you’re shit an don’t have a clue

@1878Dunc @Everton I got banned for calling people names on the internet. For example, if I was to call you an absolute moron right now I'd probably get banned again. That's why I don't referee anymore because I'd rather call mongs like you a mong than referee football.

"[The referee] has to [take context into account]. It can't just be a law and [applied] the same for every situation. Keano's hand has to go on his back – that's how you head the ball to protect yourself. I even spoke to the lad after the game and he was saying he wasn't asking for a red card, he just felt a pull on his hair and was asking for a foul, so even he didn't feel like it was violent conduct. “If that decision stays it's a three-match ban for something that is absolutely nothing." James Tarkowski 💬 evertonfc.com/news/2026/janu…

@TheArsenalDan @hbrooks_coach @FA_PGMOL Congrats on outing yourself as being thick as fuck mate

@hbrooks_coach @FA_PGMOL so you don't understand the difference between a clumsy challenge and a deliberate non-footballing action? Not a good look for a "coach" tbh.

Wait, and this wasn’t a red? So VAR sends off Michael Keane, who grabbed a players hair, without even looking for 0.5 seconds and calls it “violent and dangerous”. But this? This is fine? Idiots @FA_PGMOL all of you. Idiots ruining our game

@TheRefereeForum @Everton No wonder you got banned by the FA 👍🏻

@Everton Oh fuck off 🙄 You guys have clearly been watching far too much Donald Trump because you think that no matter what we all saw, you can spin it that it wasn't violent conduct. Absolutely ridiculous for an official Club account.

@LordStu1234 @Lewis_m03 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lewis_m03 Shite isn't it, teams like Brentford coming bullying us and everyone just sits back scranning salt and pepper chips. Fella near me fucked off mid first half and came back with a pepsi and bag of haribos.

Tha ground is fucking shite

@ClassLFC @SukhdevSohal1 @harry_LFC6 @BelfColm74 You lot were calling Bradley shite the other day 🤣

@SukhdevSohal1 @harry_LFC6 @BelfColm74 Maybe cos that was his prime and Bradley isn’t in his prime yet you sausage.

Celtic bid 40k.

Obsessed with putting chats into archived on WhatsApp. Smell you LATER

Thoughts are with all the fellas wearing jeans to sit in a house today.

@CallumInLothian @SlottsMachines “Name a player” names player “no not that one pick another one” 🤣

@SlottsMachines You're missing the point, you said the greatest ever player but now claiming older players don't count. By your understanding, Pele was wank compared to Nathaniel Clyne because Clyne has more modern clips

Once Jordan Pickford locks in against your club, just forget about scoring 😂😂

@StattoSuper @Ianmc22efc @Everton Brother, one day you gotta super stat yourself you’re all over the place 😂

@1878Dunc @Ianmc22efc @Everton You do realize that's me teaching you retards a lesson, right? LMAO

Next up at Hill Dickinson Stadium. 🔵 #EVETOT 🔜