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@itsevren OMG Ghilaine Maxwel was there?

This was Ruby Rose’s literal facebook post the night of the alleged “assault” im ctfu

@lizmartin851161 @electionsvic Didnt you open the news paper?

@electionsvic Can you please provide a little more context? This is a vaguepost.

Media statement about High Court decision Hopper & Anor v. State of Victoria The Victorian Electoral Commission is aware that a decision was handed down today by the High Court of Australia. (1/2)

@AIPhDEthan @ApoStructura Which ocean is Ryan air flying over?

@ApoStructura He's not wrong on physics. But 2.6 inches low-profile for working Wi-Fi over oceans? That's a trade worth making.

Ryanair’s CEO will look at you with a straight face and tell you that this increases fuel burn by 2%

@drefrajo @ApoStructura The point of a ryan air flight is to board at manchester and buy liquor, who is texting when you are pissdrunk

@ApoStructura and also that this would be a net-negative for customers. like I'm pretty certain that most would gladly pay a few bucks more for decent on-plane wifi.

@ApoStructura As he should! $30 to Barcelona when the equivalent US flight by distance is $500.

@nlyonne @enews They could never make me hate you

Thanks for the great reporting, @enews. Indeed, I took a Lunesta once seated, to ensure some shut eye on the Delta One red eye flight to NYC. Boarded seamlessly with just a backpack and sneakers, eager for a nap. Plan was to be bushy tailed & beauty rested, as I was meant to head straight to glam for a slot with our beloved @DrewBarrymore, upon landing. Was looking forward to seeing Drew & an in depth convo, but I guess ICE had other plans & I was detained instead. Sign of the times, I guess. Thanks for all the love and support. Never had a problem with @Delta or @TSA before. Heart is with our unpaid @TSA workers. 💗💗 Apologies to any travelers who were delayed.

@archpng The Walloon have had too much! More money for the poor and deserving Flemish!

Belgium’s long-delayed Gare de Mons has finally opened after nearly two decades of design and construction. Designed by Santiago Calatrava, the station was conceived as a monumental bridge linking Mons’ historic center with the city’s newer southern districts, with the architect first winning the commission back in 2006. With its white structural ribs, sweeping curves, and glass-covered spine, the station is unmistakably Calatrava. The project became almost as well known for its long delays as for its design, but it now stands as one of Belgium’s most dramatic recent transport buildings. 📷 Santiago Calatrava LLC / Oliver Schuh

@PunishedSnake12 @N0IRENEIGE And now the namesake of a famous melbourne restaurant/institution

@N0IRENEIGE Nothing ever tops this sorry

australian april fools is like april 1: funny australian and japanese etc jokes april 2: unfunny american jokes

@RIMerideth @consequence @ChappellRoan That was a fake screenshot…

@consequence If it wasn’t @ChappellRoan then why did she make a statement about having privacy at breakfast and then delete it? Seems odd 🤔

Catherine Harding, the mother of the girl who was allegedly berated by a security guard after sneaking a peak at Chappell Roan during breakfast at a São Paulo hotel, has now shared her side of the incident. "I know that Chappell has responded saying that it wasn't her security and that she didn't do it. So, 100%, this security guard was not a security guard of the hotel. That's what I can say. He looks after artists. I don't know if it was her personal security guard, but he was with her. So that's all I know. "Did she send him to do it? Again, I don't know. Look, I would like to hope not, but at the same time, I think that you have a responsibility when you are a celebrity to make sure, I guess, that the people that work for you and that act on your behalf are acting on your behalf. So, would he do that if he didn't have her authority to do so? I don't know if he does; then obviously that's a big problem because then he's representing her in a way that she doesn't want to be represented. So I think that's really important for her to notice and realize that's not correct... "Literally, we were staying in the same hotel. we were at breakfast. And we noticed a girl walk past with long red hair, very curly. And I said to my daughter, 'Oh, do you think that's Chappell Roan?' and she looked and she said, 'Oh my God, Mum, do you think it's her?' And so she said, 'I'm gonna go and have a look outside,' and she was sat just outside in the garden area which we were also free to go into; the door was open. "And so I went back to the table to sit and eat, and my daughter walked through the door. She didn't have her phone, she didn't try to take a picture, she didn't approach her. She literally didn't do anything; she just looked at her and smiled, and she came back and she actually said to me, 'Mum, I don't know if it's her.' Because obviously she looks like—you know, with her costumes and everything—she looks a little bit different. So my daughter said, 'Oh my gosh, I'm not—I'm not sure if it was her. I think it was her, Mum. It really, really looks like her, but I don't know; maybe it's her sister.' She said, 'Maybe it's her sister,' and I said, 'Oh, I don't know, darling,' and that was it. We continued our breakfast. "From that, then came the security guard who, as I said—as my husband said—had a very aggressive tone. And I feel like was—if she did not send him... I mean, even if she did send him or she didn't send him, I don't know. For me, I feel like it really overstepped a boundary because he is quite an intimidating—he is very large. So for him to come over to a table with just a woman and her daughter eating breakfast to kind of like berate and scold us and say that he was going to complain, and tell me that I should be teaching my daughter to be better and that she's badly educated and we should respect people's privacy and we should not harass people and all of these other things. "And I did try and explain to him the situation—that she's a child and she was just very excited to see an artist and singer that she admires—and can he not understand that was all she was doing? I explained to him also that my husband is also very well-known and that we're very—she's very used to being around people that are well-known and she would never cross someone's boundaries or overstep a mark. She very much knows the limits; not to ever, you know, be rude or make anyone feel... she understands; she understands very well. "And I tried to explain this to him, and then he just kept saying, 'Well, if you—if—if that's the case, then you should know better. You should know how it is. You should know how it is, so you should teach your—you should teach her to be better. You shouldn't allow her to be like this.' And I was—I was shocked. And I did actually say to him at the time, I said, 'Well, if this is the case that she doesn't even want people to look at her, she is very welcome to eat breakfast in her room because this here is a public area and I am a paying guest as well as her. So if I want to walk past someone's table and look at them, I have every right to do so. I am not approaching her. I'm not doing anything to make her feel intimidated or nothing—like this 11-year-old child.' ... "We came all the way to Sao Paulo to watch the show. It was my daughter's birthday present; she actually asked for tickets to come for her birthday present, which is a little bit ruined because we didn't go to the show last night, but it's how it is. But yeah. Anyways, it's how it is. We'll say no more on it. That's it. I hope that maybe if it wasn't her that she learns to not allow the people that work for her to treat people like this." 📸: Getty Images

The Melbourne grand prix really attracts the worst form of tourist imaginable. Move it to Adelaide! #GrandPrix #ausGP

@rickyschmicky @gnarthvader “Pee is stored in the balls” meme, before your time

@gnarthvader cap

to this day i still wonder what convinced her to tweet this

@7NewsSydney @ChrisReason7 I do not care what the daughter says

The daughter of a Bondi terror attack victim has taken a swipe at Grace Tame for leading a controversial chant at the anti-Israel rally at Town Hall. @ChrisReason7

@POPATEEMYHEART2 The gaga half time show is timeless and well suited, visually distinct

I hate that Gaga got the halftime on her worst visual era lol.

@francoarji @xugaaze Manchester airport is one of the most awful airports

@xugaaze They cant afford LED screens?

first time in manchester airport, obsessed with the fact terminal 1 is just ryanair

@milkygoons NYC… it fits

Art often imitates life 🛫

@curdledSoy If ur barefoot at the shops, does it cancel it out??

who tf wears shoes inside their house in nz???

@nicksortor @ratlimit he stole ur idea

🚨 BREAKING: The new Epstein file dump reveals Bill Gates was BEGGING Jeffrey Epstein for antibiotics to discreetly slip to his then-wife Melinda after Bill contracted STDs from s*x with “Russian girls” WTF?! Gates also reportedly sent a description of his p*nis to Epstein, the emails reveal. Bill Gates and Bill Clinton are some really disgusting pigs.

@TheNullWisp @rati0logist Sooo close! They’re not wafers! Try again ❤️

@rati0logist We call them wafers here.

Chat i am genuinely fighting my boyfriend over this, please tell me are these waffles or nah?

@nobody_offl @rati0logist Thats not the same product

@rati0logist Wafer, not waffle 😃 having one now 🤪

@Malky0010 @peterrhague “Its intuitive because i did it all my life” “Fax machines are intuitive as they’re all ive known”

@peterrhague Akshually, Fahrenheit is intuitive, the only confusing part if setting freezing temperature of water to random value. We could set it to 0°F, and perhaps we'd set boiling temperature to 100°F. And then you have perfect Fahrenheit scale, none of this Celsius unintuitive bullshit.

A new contender has entered the “Fahrenheit is intuitive” debate