Carlotta

Giving the cavewoman diet a go, which involves eating only what cavewoman would have eaten: meat, veg, fish, men's hearts

Just jumped off the Mauritanian Iron Ore train and what an epic ride it’s been. It all started two weeks ago with my Interrail adventure from the Netherlands, a journey that now seems worlds away compared to the raw and rugged experience I've just had.

@Aaron__Burch LOL THAT GOT ME TOO

@DB_Bahn ICE596

@DB_Bahn Are trains going from Munich central to Frankfurt tomorrow?

❄️ Update Wintereinbruch Süddeutschland:  ⚠ ️Einschränkungen bis Wochenmitte Räumkräfte & Techniker:innen sind mit schwerem Gerät unterwegs, um in Gleise gefallene Bäume zu beseitigen sowie rund 80 Oberleitungsschäden allein im Großraum #München zu reparieren. (1/3)

@lufthansa Hello, flight has cancelled for a second time, can't reach your customer service team and your chatbot isn't working. Need to rebook asap. What can I do?

ITV is helping Nigel Farage screenwash his reputation. We’ve been to their HQ to tell them who he really is. Watch the vid and the full biopic

The Home Secretary deliberately incited hate & violence on Armistice Day at the actual Cenotaph. Household name journalists, editors & politicians gleefully joined in. This is not normal. They will be absolutely livid that the peace march proceeded peacefully. They are dangerous.

@SODEA_ Beeeeautiful 😍😍😍

@LucasWMann Oh me too! I stumbled across it in response to a tweet about great openings to essays and boy was it true twitter.com/hanalyst/statu…

@1chae Thanks so much for this, Carlotta! I’m glad it found its way to you

Oh god, so good. "It’s not even that I don’t believe the character, it’s that I don’t believe Brad Pitt. I believe him lounging and talking [...] and smiling and fucking but I don’t believe him eating." @LucasWMann havehashad.com/web_features/a…

Me? Write here? It is the greatest test of all.

Jealous of writers who can write in beautiful surroundings - cabins deep in the wood, by a lake, near the sea - because the ONLY way I can write productively is if I'm somewhere super boring or mundane and I don't care so I don't get distracted.

@Tesco ugh, second item in last few weeks that I've bought from your stores and it's completely mouldy when opened. Not even supposedly expired! What are you selling?? Gross

Very glad @SynaesthesiaMag and archives are back online - so much brilliant art and writing, and was always supportive and encouraging for artists and writers

@writers_bloc I've been rediscovering your Literary Cities series and remembering how much I enjoyed it! Are you still going, still accepting submissions, still looking for writers?

We're back online! Helluva time negotiating for our original domain and losing it, but alas, I'm so glad we're managing to keep all our contributors' glorious work up for as long as we can.

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Oof, Yrsa Daley-Ward. You went there.