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Never Work.

@thinkingshivers Throw small ball is obviously petanque

We forgot to invent a few of these ball sports.

@varien My phone barely knows which direction I'm heading retard

wifi signals detecting your movement through walls without cameras keystroke cadence identifying you faster than a fingerprint your phone's accelerometer logging your gait so precisely it knows which leg you favor ultrasonic beacons in retail stores pairing your devices to your physical location license plate readers logging 99% of urban driving routes within 24 hours behavioral biometrics scoring how you hold your phone to decide if you're you and these are just the ones with published white papers

@devonzuegel @RobHTX78 That would still be a "wasted space" if the street was private parking only.

@RobHTX78 I'm talking about the space in front of the driveway, the part on the street

One of my pet peeves is when there's street parking and private garages on the same street Pick one or the other — you get the worst of both worlds when you pick both!

Es tanta Biology...

Y con este filete... Unas patatuelas pasadas por aceite de goyrasol!!!

@rameirtirado @hombrequeanda pues es retrasado entonces

@hombrequeanda Rechazo a Red Bull en 2019 y en 2023 y a Mercedes en 2024

Doce (12) años, la mitad de su carrera deportiva, sin que le llegue una oferta de un equipo para competir de verdad por un mundial. Pero el chaval (más de 40 años) es muy gracioso mandando mensajitos.

Doxeados en masa por gordos y trolos #gangup

@zohar_engineer @SlumRNA_Dog Pattinson is not a Jew

@SlumRNA_Dog All Safdie movies are about an asshole Jew that eventually gets humbled at the end of the movie somehow, not sure what else you expected.

Finally saw “Marty Supreme,” and idk what it was about but it definitely wasn’t about Ping Pong. It should’ve been called “Marty the Jew,” or something like that, it was basically Uncut Gems with a slightly different premise. Just Jewish shenanigans for 149 minutes.

Esto es como la crisis de misiles de Cuba para los incels

@inkblotistan @ManMilk2 You mean 3 years past wall?

@ManMilk2 27 is 3 years from wall, possible but not ideal

selling out to britain was the best decision ive ever made

@liberal_eu @AlejandroCence2 Morirás entre bloques de cemento

@AlejandroCence2 Barrio obrero. Currito que llega de currar tras 12 horas fuera de casa. Le han quitado unas 15 plazas de aparcamiento para poner 2 trozos de césped que no se pueden usar porque están vallados. Se pone a dar vueltas 30 mins para buscar sitio. El pijiprogre aplaude desde su ático.

Cuando la alcaldesa gobierna para la gente, y no solo para los 4 vecinos que quieren aparcar en la puerta.

@martinvars Desde cuándo un hijo de Judá es europeo?

Los europeos invitamos a los que preparan nuestra destrucción y lo llamamos humanidad.

Que alguien mate a este d0wn

@bubbleboi Ngas get one lost trade and start doomposting

Bitcoin is fucking cooked. Literally will implode in the coming days probably go down below 40k and then slow car crash from there. When you learn that Ethereum was a unit 8200 project that’s going kaboom too.

@francorenovado Al 2% es virtualmente gratis. Yo seguiría el poast de 4chan que decía que el mínimo de este ciclo será el 6 de octubre...

es muy suicida entrar a btc apalancado ahora? me prestan al 2% en usd anual

@pegobry_en Sure man x.com/i/status/20175…

To sum up, we’ve found out - Jeffrey Epstein was an expert at tax advisory and offshore jurisdictions moving around money for rich people, that’s how he made his money. Unsavory but also legal and not Mossad blackmail. - He was a consummate networker spending lots of time hobnobbing with the rich for mundane reasons (getting new clients, narcissism) - He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the term - Some of these women were paid, not "trafficked" - To be clear underage prostitution is a crime and people who solicit/procure underage prostitutes should go to prison! - However, most of the Epstein "victims" are grifters. They were happy to be paid money to engage in high-dollar prostitution and now they’re engaging in a different kind of prostitution. - He filmed the sex parties to jerk off to the tapes, not to blackmail people or send them to the CIA or whatever - He killed himself because he didn’t want to spend the rest of his life in a prison cell - He was a standard issue MSNBC boomer lib Total waste of everybody’s time

@rsbackupsvq @dchopenawer Buen dato

@1spirale @dchopenawer Sí bajó tras aprobarse el control ee alquileres.

En un pueblo hay tres casas en alquiler: a 600 euros, a 900 euros y a 1200 euros. Precio medio: 900. Navarra establece que el alquiler máximo para ese pueblo es 800 euros. Los propietarios de las viviendas de 900 y 1200 euros las retiran del mercado porque no les sale a cuenta y deciden venderlas, alquiler turístico, lo que sea (se desploma la oferta). ¡Milagro! ¡Ahora el precio medio en ese pueblo es de 600 euros!