Jamie Wright

This lady cooked.

@I_amMukhtar You’d have to be to go on that ‘pilgrimage’.

Tiny Tommy went to Mar-a-Lago and recorded himself while off his head.

@fesshole Just a little prick?

Whenever I go for a wee, I like to gently flick the end of my willy before I start, like a doctor does when preparing a syringe.

Eid Mubarak! Particularly thinking of Muslims suffering in Iran, Lebanon and Palestine. ❤️

French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot, "Let us say to our British friends" "If they stand ready to return to the EU Single Market with all associated privileges and duties" "They will be be met with open arms" Sounds like a plan. Who's in?

@implausibleblog And of course a poor nation is exactly what we are thanks to leaving in the first place.

A reset is a poor nation's #RejoinEU

@implausibleblog Upset seems to me to be such a tender emotion that emanates from a vulnerable soul. Trump doesn’t possess one of those so it’s probably just the usual self-induced rage as performed by a wannabe village am-dram actor who has never passed an audition.

President Trump is upset that the UK is not sending ships to secure the Strait of Hormuz, which is, incidentally, open to boats from countries not attacking Iran e.g. India Why doesn't President Trump ask his Board of Peace to help secure the Strait of Hormuz for him?

@implausibleblog Channel 4’s new production of ‘A Woman of Substance’, the C11th Harrying of the North from an Iberian perspective, and a plot-line in EastEnders. But if not these topics then I expect it’ll be something else with an equal level of positive consequence for humanity ☠️

Keir Starmer and Donald Trump had a phone call this evening What do you think they spoke about?

Hi @TiceRichard, meet @TiceRichard. #TaxDodgeTice

@nw_nicholas The thought of sucking anything of his is nauseating to so great an extent that oakeshitt is the only individual on the planet deserving of such an act.

Just checking the BBC News site for details of Tice tax dodging - this is their latest Tice entry

@a_toots … and sound like them as well.

@a_toots A stark warning to all that sharing so few true ideas amongst a horde of fuckwits was bound to cause regression to somewhere around the Homo heidelbergensis evolution stage (perhaps H. faragebergentice instead?). NB Reform voters can also look like Stop It & Tidy Up characters.

I took my boys on the Harry Potter studio tour the other week and was appalled to discover that they’d added a new display featuring Reform voters in the Question Time audience.

@MichaelTakeMP Even the horse hangs its head in embarrassment.

Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

Hi Ben… I’m sure you are not deliberately misleading people but here is why what you have just tweeted is incorrect.. from Google and easy to verify… all done under Conservatives. AI Overview    +3 North Sea oil and gas is owned and extracted by a mix of private, foreign, and state-owned companies under UK government-issued licences. Major stakeholders include Shell, BP, Equinor, TotalEnergies, Harbour Energy, and Ithaca Energy, with a significant portion of equity held by international, rather than UK-based,

@Johnm7fr @I_amMukhtar It’d be a bit fucking crowded in the Great Rift Valley with 8.3 billion humans if that happened.

@I_amMukhtar How about we don’t replace anyone and we all just go back to where we come from

Replace Muslims with Jews and see what happens

The Spectator have lost their minds. Hilarious stuff 🤣

@nw_nicholas I can’t decide which one of the two (to use the technical term) twats would have been the most fortunate in that scenario.

"Donald Trump please." "Who shall I say is calling?" "Nigel Farage." "I'm so sorry, Mr Trump says he's not in today, could you leave your name & number? How do you spell Farage?"ft.com/content/939192…

@Helen07101981 @MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 I do wonder whether Mr Sheridan lost his sense of humanity early in life or has it come more recently with his advanced years.

@PaulOSiridean @MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 The white house have confirmed it was a US strike

160 little girls killed at school, and The White House have the audacity to post this monstrosity… These are my thoughts…