Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian

Recently more and more people seem to be taking me seriously on Twitter. I am occasionally serious and I understand that it might be difficult to tell so I'm going to use this as my pinned tweet from now on. Pedantic Sarcastic Former stand-up Comedian Handle with caution

@markoftheD @DazzDzatron He wants to be in his gang

@DazzDzatron I think Gary Glitter did something similar back in the day 🤔

Russell Brand announces his baptism to be ‘reborn’ after sexual assault allegations 🤦‍♂️ flip.it/03TfQ3

🤣again with the grammar😂

@jen_wrightcr @meknowhu I had actually heard of Carson although I admit I couldn't remember the name because I'm rubbish at names, but I remembered 19-year-old astronaut as achieving more than I have at 55. Only because I follow space related topics on here and on YouTube

On the left: Kendall Jenner an inspiration for young girls. On the right: Alyssa Carson, 19yr old astronaut, youngest person in history to pass all NASA's aerial tests & is preparing to become the first human to travel to mars. Have you heard of her?

@mzqueeb @autismsupsoc Bearing in mind that every snowflake is unique and special, there's nothing wrong with that.

The people in the comments talking about how we’re all just trying to be special snowflakes, correct. Just wanna be a snowflake. That’s it.

99% of the time, i don't sleep. but when i do? LAWDAMERCY, them trex arms hit so good

Types of "Free Palestine" activists : Cult leader: "Repeat after me: there is a Jew on campus" Cult followers : "There is a Jew on campus" Cult leader: "Let's create a human chain and push him out" Cult followers : "and push him out" Cult leader : "Oh, and where is that sushi that I ordered" Cult followers : "sushi that I ordered". Hysterical Crackheads : "Say Free Palestine three times!!!!! Say it!!!" Young Keffiyeh Karens : "Call an ambulance, I need to change a tampon! Old Keffiyeh Karens (singing) :" Stop genociiiiiiiiide... Free Palestiiiiiine" N*zis : "K*ll the Jews! R*pe the Jews!" Wannabe-Jews: "We are celebrating Shabat like all the Jews in Gaza! We are writing in Hebrew from left to right!" Toddlers in a tantrum: "You're hurting me! Put me down!" Where-I-am protester : "Does anyone know why are we against Israel? I wish I was more educated" Paid protesters : "OK, so, what are we chanting today?" Wannabe-r*pists: "Finally r*pe is justified!" Wannabe-terrorists: "Intifada intifada! Normalize massacre!" Wannabe-communists: "Comrades, did you all sleep well in your 5000 euro tents?" Queers for Palestine : "Allah loves transgenders! Look at me undressing for Palestine! I'm preparing to perform in Gaza!" Did you notice who's missing from this list? Yes, you're right. Actual Palestinians. Or people who know anything about Middle East. Or people who actually care.

@DonnaDlm71 I chose Marathon bars

Right now you can pick one chocolate bar from these. Which?

@NormanBrennan @DonnaDlm71 I happen to have an empty Picnic wrapper rough the 18in to my left. They were on special offer in Sainsbury's and I couldn't say no.

@DonnaDlm71 Picnic!

It’s actually a lot worse than this. The Noble Faith defines itself via its existential Jew-hatred. Nothing is clearer and yet people refuse to believe their lying eyes.

@isyedahina @TheMossadIL It started long before 1948. Here's a handy list of massacres of Jews committed by Arabs.

Can anyone imagine the #Fallout4 settlement system in #UnrealEngine 5.4? #Fallout #UnrealEngine5 youtu.be/l8-k9bYsta0?si…

Powerful

I think the new BMW i3 (left) is ugly compared to its predecessor (right).

@downs1nthehouse @umfpt @WooWooSpaceJew @AdorablePodcast @Bumpalump99 @SecularSmurf @Flaffenbam @DemonFly666 @godrottdot1 @ngrandscrutton @zypisfy @pray2pesci @A_Damned_mk2 @voidalEntropy @Melanie33720945 @SeamusOBrien42 @dirk_fasshauer @edielizzard1 @MindfulDamage @Janetb172 @kraegkust @The_Real_BiM @edgy_knife @ChrisHildabrant @ArchLuminous @penguinteamsix @Wolfpak561 @IngridIngwah @D1scoJerrys @JHerbatov @MancSatanist @SPITSTER01 @LeeTWimberly @ScientiaPercept @GubbenPetterss1 @wpcguy @Cern_lXXl @kim_because @merhart2112 @TheRingmaster32 @Anticommiememes @impeachqueen @amItessOrNotLol @rubblebubb15764 @CryLeftists @NairbOtto @BrianNazarenus @DarkCowboyGod @Cat_In_A_Box @TessFromWessex I see your religious nonsense and I raise you XDRTB Which has evolved to resist almost all anti microbe treatments.

Although I haven't been for quite a few years I would say I have attended this music venue more than all others combined. Thekla turns 40: Celebrations at iconic Bristol venue bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Twenty-five men have been jailed for the r&pe, sexual abuse & trafficking of 8 girls in North Kirklees from 1999-2012 at Leeds Crown Court. I'm please to report the sentences are savage. Khurum Raziq, Heckmondwike - 22 years Nasar Hussain, from Dewsbury - 18 years Zafar Qayum, 44 from Dewsbury - 30 years Ansar  Qayum, 47 from Dewsbury -20 years Mohammed Jabbar Qayum, 43 from Dewsbury - 13 years Mohammed Imran Zada, 45 from Batley - 15 years Michael Birkenshaw, 37 from Wakefield - 8 years for rape.     Amran Mehrban, 40, from Batley - 13 years Sarkaut Yasen, 38 from Dewsbury- 15 years Mohammed Saleem Nasir, 48, from Dewsbury - 19 years     Irfan Khan, 37 from Batley -12 years and five years extended licence Omar Farooq Hussain, 39 from Batley - 18 years Sarfraz Hussain Riaz, 40, from Dewsbury -15 years Zafar Iqbal, 38 from Batley - 17 years    Nasar Iqbal, 38 from Batley - 10 years Mohammed Chothia, 47 from Batley -17 years   Bilal Patel, 42 from Leicester - 13 years Asif Ali, 53 from Batley - 24 years Mohammed Tauseef Hanif, 39 from Dewsbury nine & a half years Ali Shah, 38 from Dewsbury - 10 years Moshin Nadat, 38 from Heckmondwike - seven and a half years Safraz Miraf, 49, from Dewsbury - four and a half years Mohammed Nazam Nasser, 38 from Batley - seven and a half years for an offence of rape    Amir Ali Hussain, 45 from Batley - eight years Of course it's mainly white people. westyorkshire.police.uk/news-appeals/t…

@Elishabenabuya Will probably end up in the next Deadpool movie

Since I already did a Jesus version: “The prophet Mohammed as the tooth fairy” (With illustration style settings)

@PchazzzSF @toughtalkty @JoelWeissman Indeed it is but that is not murder. My point is the word 'murder' is misunderstood or misused almost as often as the word 'Nazi'. Words are easy to look up, almost as easy as misusing them for propaganda purposes.

@2ManyOfUs @toughtalkty @JoelWeissman Criminal negligence is a thing.

Award for FAFO of the day 🥇🤭

I've been working largely at home for 38 years as a freelance financial journalist, writer, broadcaster, and speaker. My motivation? The bills coming through the door. People who work hard in the office will work hard at home. Skivers will skive. Management needs to improve.

If the Daily Mail was capable of journalism they would have figured this out

Anti-Israel protesters chanting their support for the Houthis in Yemen The official Houthi slogan: "God Is the Greatest, Death to USA, Death to Israel, Curse Upon the Jews,Victory to Islam" They’ve been firing missiles at civilian ships for months 🇬🇧🇮🇱