Dishing cakes at your hot takes

@Jason If the platform was safe already, why were (and still) y'all talking about bots problem. 😂

It’s been great to learn about the Herculean efforts of the Twitter team to keep the platform safe. Excited to see them sharing the details, and in the coming weeks you’ll be hearing a LOT more.

@atrupar Whoever decided to allow that message roll out is getting canned in 3.2.1...

Twitter has taken a break from reinstating election deniers to urge me to vote

@williamlegate Specially encrypted by Kanye's parler algorithm.

Not many people know this, but when you get verified on Twitter, they actually send you access codes to the Jewish Space Laser™

@Cokedupoptions @williamlegate Yes!! Thank you @elonmusk and @jason, I will cancel my Amazon prime subscription asap so I can afford this awesome loser badge.

JUST IN: If you're lame enough to pay $96 a year for clout, you'll get this new "paid verification" badge next to your name

@saylor @elonmusk Why will charging people money reduce bots? This is the dumbest of dumb arguments. This theory that in current world, majority of the spam is by verified accounts is the lolest of lols. Also, If there will still be free tier, why will bots need verified blue mark?

@elonmusk The bots won't like this.

Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.

@donmoyn @willwilkinson @elonmusk and @Jason keep saying this will reduce bots but.. Why will charging people 💰 reduce bots? This theory that in current world, majority of the spam is by verified accounts is the lolest of lols Also, If there will still be free tier, why will bots need verified blue?

@owillis Agreed. Why will charging people money reduce bots? This is the dumbest of dumb arguments. This theory that in current world, majority of the spam is by verified accounts is the lolest of lols. Also, If there will still be free tier, why will bots need verified blue mark?

musk is fundamentally a dumb guy but he has a ton of money so people assume he's got to be smart, but he's very dumb.

@ACABylonBee @williamlegate You should have phrased it as.. "there is a tiny possibility that the evidence you have will lead to arrest of Elon ". Then it would have been ok.

@MaraDavis @MollyJongFast @TwitterSupport If Molly can deny 2020 election results fast, @elonmusk can see what he can do, like he has done to all other beautiful right wing nuts.

Hi @TwitterSupport why can’t @MollyJongFast tweet? Let us know.

@AdamParkhomenko @MollyJongFast @TwitterSupport If Molly can deny 2020 election results fast, @elonmusk can see what he can do, like he has done to all other beautiful right wing nuts.

Hey @TwitterSupport: @MollyJongFast can’t tweet. I am sure this is one big misunderstanding and there is nothing going on recently that could lead to this but maybe you could take a look?

@jayhnh @MollyJongFast @TwitterSupport I can't load the page either. Molly pissed Elon good.

@jayzalowitz @BrookeJenkinsSF @LondonBreed @SFPD Was your buddy attacked on the streets of down town SFO or at home. Oh yeah, your buddy was strolling random places middle of the night in sfo downtown? Quit whining, you or your buddy aren't special.

@CheriJacobus Between Saudi investment in Twitter(which it always had) and Tesla's interest in China and Elon's infatuation with Putin, I am feeling extremely happy as an American. (Not)

Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter is paid for by the same country that few planes into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on 9/11. The ones who owned a significant chunk of Trump Tower apartments. The ones who paid Jared Kushner $2 billion.

@owillis Only Google has the infrastructure to replace this app. It has all users already verified (people who already pay for various Google things). They could easily integrate their YouTube content moderation, algorithms, comment moderation etc logic.

Mastodon is way too complicated. It won’t replace Twitter.

@Manning4USCong Maybe shouldn't have called him names? Check with @elonmusk if he can unblock you so you can spew some more garbage.

Hmm guess he didn't like the receipts I brought

@CheriJacobus @JesseBWatters There is a tiny chance that Elon's so called IVF kids are actually Jesse B waters. Also heard that they could be his dad's, so that would make his kids his brothers and sisters. And his sister is his step mom. Nice family he got. Tiny possibility is all I'am saying.

Many people are saying he does this while @JesseBWatters watches nearby from behind the bushes. There's a tiny chance this is a possibility.

@MollyJongFast That guy is a Jackass.

@johnkrausphotos @sriramk @elonmusk Pay 10 bucks a month and Elon will take care of that for you.

@sriramk @elonmusk @sriramk any chance in helping with verification? Denied some 4-5 times despite large following and working to share spaceflight/rocket launches to the masses via my photography. Published in a plethora of huge outlets but Twitter doesn’t seem to care! johnkrausphotos.com/About

@sriramk @elonmusk Yeah, keep digging yourself with Elon. Maybe he will post some possible truths about your family to the whole world on Twitter one day.