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Is it wrong that my first thought was "Katie Vick?"

@ChazzleFizzle @PeteMoo79796758 @wgsaraband The actual highlight was the penalty to Germany only being a free kick.

Flying back to Edinburgh today from Faro and they're replaying England's defeat on the departure gates area currently lined up with UK flights. It's been almost two days since the game.

@wgsaraband Hahaha boa viagem, pessoal e voltam sempre

@PuroPodcast I've told a story about the biggest shite I ever did to more people than that

I've spoken to bigger audiences than this about Michel Foucault's theory of speech

@TheJeditor Rubber bands, one of those wee tools for getting yr SIM card out of a phone, one of those armbadlnd things that keep shirt sleeves up, a key for something but no clue to what it opens

Putting together a wedding gift. (Nice) starter junk-drawer. I’ve got: 1. Twist ties 2. Scissors 3. AA and AAA batteries 4. Chip clips 5. Ruler What else should I include?

@KhalidKh2532 @paddypower Might take 60 years

@paddypower Someone explain the ending

It didn't come home. The Scottish summer nightmare is over... 18+ Be GambleAware

@m4rtymcflaye @KhalidKh2532 @paddypower It lives on as a zombie so it's actually perfect

@KhalidKh2532 @paddypower He’s a Celtic fan from Glasgow and Celtic used to have a big rivalry with a now defunct club called Rangers. A new club also plays in Glasgow and has a similar name for the last 12years. When he seen the blue football strip it triggered memories of old from that dead rival.

@MissilePanda @IanMacGilp Oh and then just to blow my mind at the end the pitch side interviewer asked a question in Xhosa (I think), got a reply in Afrikaans, and then turned to the camera and talked in English

@MissilePanda @IanMacGilp It was so good tho, really endearing. The play-by-play guy didn't know the rules that well, and made lots of funny mistakes based in very similar sounding words (ball/cake, score/make an appointment). Him and the colour commentary talked over each other loads too

@existdaybyday @ruaridh_jackson @ROB_Robireland Ireland and England are doing alright off the back of the same season. I do wonder how much their tours are going to wear their teams out though

@ruaridh_jackson @ROB_Robireland What about player welfare? Those Glasgow boys have been through the wringer. 1000s of air miles, different time zones, altitude and high intensity games. We learned nothing about Fagerson, Tuipulotu, Cummings or Steyn. Surely there is a point where they just run out of gas?

Wins over Canada and now the USA. Pointless fixtures especially when you see the quality of opposition other 6Nations sides are playing. Chile and Uruguay to come. Adds nothing at the end of a long season and start of Lions one.

@thistlerugbypod Some commitment to not breaking the restraining order there

Hoggy out of retirement

@isbdisbdisbd @itsmearabrady @awoodustin There's plenty of very famous people who are massive arseholes too

Jon Bernthal is puzzling because he’s like if time travelers picked up Robert De Niro out of the 70s, drop him in the modern day, gave him only slightly less range, and for some reason he isn’t the biggest movie star in the world

@kathytre @baratheongirl I live in Portugal and had an onion like this a couple of weeks ago

Getting real sick of this shit. These onions were bought a few days ago. Fucking Brexit. Don't tell me it isn't Brexit. This rarely if ever happened before. The vegetable aisle is limited in choice and the quality has nosedived. It's consistent now.

@McCormack_90 Cool story

Ally McCoist's commentary is insufferable. It really is. It really irritates me. It really does.

@thistlerugbypod Lol that's the exact face I made

@simonnewby @StephenFlynnSNP I've been trying but the team are making it really hard

@StephenFlynnSNP As an Englishman, bravo. Why should you be expected to support us 👏

Just finished up a busy morning media round across the BBC, GMB, SKY & Original 106. Only one option for breakfast 🇨🇭 🏔️ .

@prinxedevitt__ @enforcerchris_ Yeah or Sami in Montreal

@enforcerchris_ Drew 100% beats him at CATC 2022 if Cody didn’t return

If Cody Rhodes never returned who should’ve dethroned Roman Reigns?

@T2Rugby Maybe this means Portugal will finally beat Georgia in the rugby?

What a win from 🇬🇪 Georgia in football (Portugal then Spain very REC vibes to their fixtures). Hopefully rubs of all their sporting teams. The dream remains one day for rugby to have the courage to know the potential of a proper expanded Euros competition. x.com/EURO2024/statu…

@WrestleFeatures Gargano and Andrade

Name two wrestlers that NEVER had a bad match against each other. I'll start.