Vefa T.

Please don’t make me get a job

i think I just got an ad for beagles no product or anything just beagles as a concept

@amazonmilkfrog What about historical linguists

my analysis of different kinds of linguists based on the one or more of them I have met (and read) at uchicago - phoneticians: lovely. the most intelligent, but don't act like it - phonologists: well-meaning, but bumbling - semanticists: opaque - syntacticians: annoying as hell

the next line is also really funny

obama car: let me beep clear

Brisbane is a close second

The flag for humanity should just be the coolest looking existing flag, so naturally it will have to be the flag of the atolls Reao and Pukaruha in the Tuamotu Archipelago

i started writing an engine to let LLMs play Werewolf against each other. I thought it might be an interesting benchmark for various reasons, but instead it's a hilarious clusterfuck.

@finalruneii @ThatchEffendi Yeah!!! Half Uzbek half Irish I think

@32nd_guessing @ThatchEffendi huh???

JANET ON THE GOOD PLACE IS HALF TURKISH!?!

Is there a doomer retelling of Frankenstein? Feels like there should be

Heard NASA slip up and say “Nautical Miles” during launch. Yup, NAUTICAL. How dumb to they think we are?

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

You’d expect there to be a wiktionary entry for “boyim”

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Oh fuck the wolf is actually here this time. Thank god I’m always doing wolf drills so people will be prepared when I warn them.

Look what I just found

Parallel timeline where the Netherlands conquered most of the world making Dutch the lingua franca instead.

This is how good Grok translation is…

Cat in a tree