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@TheProjectUnity That was a TV stand. Don't overthink it

Most tourists walk right by this Rose Granite (MoH 7-7.5/10) box in The Egyptian Museum (Cairo) with nothing more than a glance, unaware of the fact that if they took the time to walk behind it they would find something VERY difficult to explain... Can you explain it?

@TelenoticiasGMV Y la deuda de COSAVi

El alcalde de La Libertad Sur, Henry Flores, confirmó que el concejo municipal aprobó recientemente la suscripción de un préstamo por $2.5 millones, destinado a cubrir deudas pendientes de la comuna y a financiar algunos proyectos. Vía: Hamilton Barcenas. #TNM #GMV 📡

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept @StateDept What exactly do you need? What kind of info?

Today, @TheJusticeDept and @StateDept are announcing a $50 MILLION REWARD for information leading to the arrest of Nicolás Maduro.

@nypost A flying alien dildo?? Is it green?

New images show Manhattan-sized interstellar object that could be alien probe here to ‘destroy us’: Harvard scientist trib.al/QdP1UEe

@Acyn Can someone put a green dildo on that base....Just for fun😂

Tim Cook: It is engraved for President Trump. It is a unique unit of one. And the base comes from Utah, and is 24 karat gold.

@elonmusk Africans will take over the country not to worry.

Japan will lose almost a million people this year. This demographic inevitably was set in motion half a century ago and has nothing to do with AI. AI is the only hope for turning this around.

@Dios_0ficial Cuanta como pase al hospital.

A ver, expertos, ¿eso cuenta como hit o como strike?

@GuntherEagleman US is highly stupid, allowing all these Chinese people running US companies, buying millions in Real state, stealing secrets. Stop it.

BREAKING: President Trump just declared the head of Intel is “highly CONFLICTED” and therefore must step down.

@PenskeNews Penske are Democrats

A statement from Penske Truck Rental

@realTrentLeisy No video of the attack? No cellphones? Can we call him bruised balls for now?

🚨 BREAKING: Two teens arrested in D.C. after assault on Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, the DOGE adviser.

@elonmusk But why. Who wants to leave this beautiful planet? Who wants to travel 10 months to a place like Mars?

Yes

@DHSgov no college degree needed to chase down Mexicans on a parking lot.

We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level. JOIN.ICE.GOV

@Timcast He is bruised balls for now

Big Balls has just solidified his claim to the name

@DimaZeniuk Not a cool way to die

Mars update from Elon Musk: There’s a slight chance of a Starship flight to Mars with Optimus robots as early as November or December next year. More likely, the first uncrewed flight will happen in about 3.5 years, followed by a crewed mission in roughly 5.5 years

@barstoolsports Who's counting and why?

A third dildo has hit a WNBA court

@KimKatieUSA Looks like Tijuana

Good lord, ICE was at Home Depot to raid all the vendors. Look how many tables are lined up along the street. Unbelievable that they thought they could continue to conduct illegal businesses and not eventually get arrested.

@GuntherEagleman Too much milk

What happened?