Joey Mehariste

@maxamadaibrahim To summarize:

1960 vs. 2026 Colonialism Didn't End In Somalia. It Just Learned To Say Brother! A week on from May 15th. I told you the negotiating room was theatre. This week proved it. Hassan's mandate expired. He's still in Villa Somalia. The talks collapsed he refused a caretaker government, claimed his constitutional amendments extend his mandate to 2027, and walked away from every substantive issue on the table. The opposition left empty handed. Hours later he was photographed with the Turkish Ambassador, projecting foreign backing on the same day his legitimacy formally ran out. That one image tells you everything about where power in Somalia actually sits. While Mogadishu stalled, the world was quietly reorganising itself around Somalia's fracture lines. In Hargeisa, thousands filled the streets for Somaliland's 35th independence day their first since Israeli recognition with military parades and a president declaring his people had earned their place among nations. On May 18th, Somaliland's ambassador presented credentials in Jerusalem and announced the republic's first ever embassy anywhere in the world would open there. Israel reciprocates with an embassy in Hargeisa. Hassan clings to power with an expired mandate and foreign cover. Somaliland opens its first embassy on earth in Jerusalem. That contrast was not accidental. It was built. Turkey, the EU, Russia and China all met Hassan Sheikh this week every major power with federal stakes still publicly in his corner regardless of what the constitution says. But read that carefully. Turkey needs its oil deal protected. The EU needs its migration and security arrangements intact. Russia and China are keeping Hassan just warm enough to remain useful not because they believe in his legitimacy, but because a friendly face in Villa Somalia costs them nothing and costs him everything to maintain. Meanwhile the American Chargé d'Affaires held a high level meeting directly with Puntland's Said Deni bypassing Mogadishu entirely. That is not a courtesy call. That is Washington identifying its next viable partner before the current one collapses. The picture is now undeniable. The international community has stopped pretending Somalia is one thing and started acting as if it is already several. Turkey holds the federal government and the oil deal. America and the UAE are positioning in Puntland. Israel and the UAE have Somaliland and Berbera. And the Somali people are watching all of it from streets patrolled by tanks and shiny police cars paid for by the very same people calling themselves their partners.

@maxamadaibrahim 😂

Said Deni from Hero to Zero 😂

Recently an #Arab visitor travelled to #Bosaso and was left amazed by its breathtaking views, warm hospitality and vibrant atmosphere. Welcome habibi, to a place that quietly stays with you 😍

Hamza: Mr. President Hassan, there’s a British politician here asking to enter Somaliland. Hassan: Did he pay the eVisa fee? Hamza: Yes… but shouldn’t we deny him? Hassan: Revenue is revenue, let him in. Hamza: But sir… Somalia’s territorial integrity? National sovereignty? Hassan: Can Sovereignity pay my bills? No, now hurry up and let him in, Idiot!

Low IQ Somalia is the one absorbing the danger, missile debris, poisoned coastal waters, fishing communities pushed off their land and secret military deals nobody voted on! Question: How much is Turkey paying for the privilege of turning Somali territory into its weapons lab?

@Abdisalamguled 🇹🇳

Guess where this place is?

If the master’s house caught on fire, the house Somali would fight harder to put the fire out than the master would. If the master got sick, the house Somali would say, 'What’s the matter, boss, we sick?' He identified himself with his master more than his master identified with himself!

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!? 🇹🇷Alparslan Bayraktar is a technocrat with a PhD in Energy Economics and a background in Mechanical Engineering and Law. His entire career is based on energy and a key architect on Turkey’s energy transition. 🇸🇴Dahir Shire Mohamed is a NGO owner with an MA in Development Studies and 30 years experience in education & humanitarian work.

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Puntland should focus on Puntland before running to the world for help. This Govt is burning its credibility both internally and externally. See below when you claim you're discussing Somalia's security & politics but the Turkish Ambassador just thanks you for visiting his hotel, it’s clear you aren’t being taken seriously. Shame!

Lol someone is spending thousands on a gold star for an account launched in October, 2025, just to push fake news for a failing administration in Mogadishu. Desperate times call for Desperate measures.

@SomaNationalist He’s a good foot soldier

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Deni has redeemed himself. Chasing after the ottoman spies in Puntland.

🚨🇨🇦 Mark Carney’s Prosperity Myth: 10 Charts That Show Canada Is Falling Behind While They Tell You We’re Winning! 1/ How is Canada prospering under Mark Carney when we were the per capita growth laggard for a decade? Just 0.5% while the U.S. hit 20.7%! #Cdnpoli #Canada #Carney

@why_aden Time to establish the Puntland Sovereign Wealth Fund. Can’t touch any resources without contributing into it.

Saudis 🇸🇦 and Emirates 🇦🇪 will go back to kissing each other on the noses 😘 👃. The Somalis be holding the bag and the corrupt officials will milk funding from both sides. Who suffers? In the case the Shacaab.