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Bring the family and enjoy a family style meal.

@miles_commodore Were these magic grits?

Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. You testified earlier that the boys went into the store, and you had just begun to make breakfast. You were just ready to eat, and you heard a gunshot. That's right, I'm sorry. So, obviously, it takes you five minutes to make breakfast.

@KenPaxtonTX congratulations. Now before you go posting any brisket pics, please come see us. We all know what happened to Cornyn after posting this. Texans don’t play that oven game on brisket.

Suddenly Lincoln Riley is off the hook for worst brisket ever.

@catturd2 We accept our badge of honor from him.

Masshole is absolutely crashing and burning over his humiliating landslide pummeling. The narcissist dork is throwing a world class toddler fit and I’m here for it - 😂

Cardinal sin of Texas BBQ right here: Catsup in a crockpot

@JohnCornyn Would be nice to hear all the positive things you've done for Texas, rather than all the negative about your opponent. With the years you have had in the Senate, surely you have a track record to run on....right?

We are going to continue to tell the truth about Paxton. He’s escaped accountability for too long. Judgment day is coming.

National BBQ Month still in full swing. From Holidays to graduations, we have everything covered for you.

Taking the time to personally respond to as many of you as possible that voted for Ken Paxton today!

Celebrate National BBQ Day the right way.

@PatrickJCurry1 @JohnCornyn

Today I am formally endorsing @JohnCornyn. #txlege

@JohnCornyn Politicians always tell us what they will do... Leaders always tell us what they have accomplished.

Water shortages created by Mexico's failure to follow the 1944 Water Treaty have wreaked havoc on the ability of farmers and ranchers in South Texas to plan and to tend their crops & livestock, hurting both them and our state’s economy.   I’m introducing legislation called the WATER for Farmers Act, which will impose penalties in the form of tariffs on Mexico if they continue in their delinquency of water deliveries.   Watch my full remarks HERE: youtube.com/watch?v=Lq1oky…

@JohnCornyn @ExpressNews 1.5 million to 1 is still a loss

As May runoff election approaches, here's why I am voting for John Cornyn expressnews.com/opinion/commen… via @expressnews

@SholdonDaniels Which candidate voted to certify the 2020 election, and which candidate demanded Ken Paxton resign? Yeah, I'm not voting for that guy.

The swamp/establishment is dog-piling Chip Roy right now. I’m voting for experience. I’m voting for Chip Roy. Our Texas AG should be an experienced lawyer—not some rich trust fund dude with a bunch of political connections. Texans are tired of going backwards.

@AndrewDesiderio Not even Trump's endorsement could save Cornyn.

Thune tells me he spoke with Trump as recently as last week about a Cornyn endorsement in the Texas runoff, which is two weeks from today. “I still don’t know where he’s headed,” Thune said Thune says “in a runoff, voters are gonna be decidedly more MAGA-oriented than even a traditional Republican primary electorate. So somebody would clearly benefit from it.”

@TheWiseTushie @SecDuffy Old telephone man here, and was about to post the same thing.

@SecDuffy Having worked in the telecommunications industry for over 40 years, I can tell you one thing, the way that the fiber optic cable is terminated is not correct. Excessive bend in the fiber optic cable is an instant failure. Please reterminate with proper bend radius. Thank you!

🔌 WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS 👀 COPPER OUT, FIBER IN Old copper wires are being RETIRED  — and replaced with light-speed fiber built for the future A system that is more modern, faster, and far more resilient for THE GOLDEN AGE OF TRAVEL ✈️

@PATRIOT2117 I remember the first time I saw Roadhouse as well.

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again. “Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?” She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”

@FactsAboutTexas A felony for putting beans in chili

If you could change ONE THING about Texas, what would it be? 🤠

@RichOToole In Ft Worth

Spending the weekend in Dallas. Where should I eat?