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@MadmullahX @dkmaraga @JimiWanjigi @MarthaKarua Wanjigi will 100% pursue personal enrichment first

@dkmaraga Join hands with @JimiWanjigi you as a deputy of course. He will hunt for the country while you offer spiritual and legal nourishment. Mzee wa taifa. Jimi is a good guy who has a great vision for kenya.consider my advice. @MarthaKarua should join this team too.

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya. I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans. I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan. You can donate any amount. Simply log in to davidmaraga.com. Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137 Account Number: 4164137

@VnDEFf @KevinCastley Would you prefer passengers board them at 600kph?

@KevinCastley Litterally all for show. Parking trains in a station is fucking hillarious

Wuhan Railway Station in China is bigger than many airport terminals in the West and has more bullet train lines than many countries have altogether

Mtu anakuja anapata nchi iko na pipeline alafu anauza. Alafu anapanda sunroof ya TX akikimbia nchi mzima talmbout some bullshit ati atajenga pipeline mpya Tanzania. Huyu mtu si ni wazimu? Were all previous presidents stupid for not selling our oil pipeline? Fuck Ruto mahn

@lukas_nairobi @moneyacademyKE There's always a catch with these forkers

@moneyacademyKE New Safaricom Home Fibre FUP Limits (April 2026) The revised, lower data limits (commonly referred to as FUP or usage caps) are: Bronze: 1.5TB (Down from 15TB) Silver: 2TB (Down from 15TB) Gold: 5TB (Down from 15TB) Diamond/Platinum: 7TB (Down from 15TB)

Safaricom has upgraded its Home Fibre internet speeds. Here are the new packages for new customers: — Bronze: 40Mbps at Sh2,250 — Silver: 60Mbps at Sh3,075 — Gold: 150Mbps at Sh4,725 — Diamond: 500Mbps at Sh9,375

@the_grafixmedic Do you guys think anyone of us will be around in 3025? I'm sure your mind filled itself in that I meant 2125

Not really a funny interaction...more of a cognitive illusion.

@KEVINKARAN18049 @_brianomariba This warrants a mute 🏌🏽‍♀️🚮

@_brianomariba He wasted Kenyan resources by nullifying a fair contest...why did we get the same results after repeat elections and was there a reason of cueing again to vote? We might loose many resources with you as the head of govt

I Genuinely believe we need this man more than He needs us, people like him are rare, yet we entertain endless drama like fools. We had confidence in the Judiciary when he was at the helm imagine the confidence we will have in our government when He's president. Opportunity!

@Dreamville2022 @NjorogeMwalimu @ggiste @GitauJuniour @KRACare Doesn't he have to have given his pin to the school for all of this to add up?

@NjorogeMwalimu @ggiste @GitauJuniour The school issued an eTims receipt, the bloke in question is filling nil returns meaning no income.....so where did the 185,000 he paid come from then? This is what @KRACare want to know! Kila mtu alipe ushuru, broaden the tax burden.

Yesterday I had an interesting experience I was trying to file returns for a certain individual He was confident that he will file nill returns We logged in on his itax account Mimi huyo mpaka pale kwa NIL returns Buana unaclick Iyo kitu ya NIL KRA wanakwambia you have expenses you need to declare😂😂 Nauliza jamaa yangu. Rada…. Kwani kuna biashara ulifanya juu KRA inasema uko na expenses za Kshs. 185,000 Jamaaa tried thinking…. Aaaaaai anasema hapana. Yeye hana official business na zile yeye hufanya ni Biashara mwecheche hustling hapa na pale😂 Iyo kitu ikanishinda. I called a contact kwa hapo watu wa Haille Sellasie. Nikamuuliza Kwani hii kitu yenyu haikubali NIL returns juu jomba hapa hana Biashara na Hii kitu inasema ako na Kshs. 185,000 as expenses😂 Jamaa ikaniammbia nimpee few minutes. After few minutes. Akanicall. Akaniambia niulize jomba kama analipanga school fees xx school😂😂 Jamaaa akaniambia…. eeeeh watoto wanasoma huko. At first he thought he was telling me something interesting 🤨 Then my guy told me… “Hakuna mtu analipa school fees ya Kshs. 185,000 per year na hana kazi ama biashara. Sasa KRA inataka atueleze mahali Iyo pesa ilitoka” Wueeeeh sini mbaya.. This is what happened When Jomba paid school fees. The school recorded it as an income and issued an eTIMS receipt. This automatically updated in KRA backend system that the school has received an income and that’s an expense to whoever who paid it. So KRA wants to understand huyu mtu hana kazi, hana biashara is surviving how in Nairobi. Kama ni savings as you all would claim.. hii savings unatoa wapi kila mwaka😂 Buana KRA wametunasa. Alafu they are not doing this to everyone. First they are using Ai to monitor transactions you do everyday using mobile or banking platforms. So in this case they notice you have payments you are making. They then deploy Ai to analyze your mobile and banking expenses. Jomba Wangu runs a hardware and workshop. Mpesa transactions zake unaona zinagonga upto 500k per month.. Lakini walimshikia pale kwa school fees. Wale wako na corporate pins ndio wana feel the heat… Sahii kufanya biashara bila eTIMS ni blunder🥹

@FrankRundatz @crabhive @signulll Does yours keep a history of chat sessions?

@crabhive @signulll Gemini is my main generic chat tool. It never wants to end the conversation and constantly asks me inane follow-up questions in perpetuity. I don’t use it for coding at all though.

not a single person i have ever spoken to uses gemini for coding. this is still very very weird. why is gemini so bad at coding when google has scoured the web full of code for decades?

@Nango_z @bevalynekwambo3 @KRACare @WashiraX So, taxed for their labour service. If so, where do the materials spent on the work fall under suppose they paid vat during purchase of said materials and the cash went through the same account?

@421452_ @bevalynekwambo3 @KRACare @WashiraX Yes. If they are getting paid for their services then yes.

.@KRACare nitagwatorea gwapi?

@Nango_z @bevalynekwambo3 @KRACare @WashiraX Question: Are fundi/contractors also supposed to run projects through etims?

@bevalynekwambo3 @KRACare KRA simply ignored that little system issue and applied the math.🙂‍↔️. I'm no tax magician but you may have to visit Times Tower for help. Or loop in our tax guru @WashiraX. He's also a fine wordsmith. He can choose to write the tax away.😸

@MiskellahMD Yet another fool joins my mutes and blocks lost

Forget about Muranga for a minute,tell us what you and Otwoma are doing in Busia.Did you know that your county has the WORST Healthcare in the country?Your county referral hospital is a level 3 when the rest are level 5. SUCH A SHAME!!

You can rob Kenyans of their taxes, threaten them, imprison them, kill them, and masquerade as a leader but one day, you will also perish.

@Voice_Roy If only phones had a sim toolkit or a USSD function 🤦🏾‍♂️

@AlinurMohamed_ The cvnts on my tl are always filtering themselves out for my blocks and mutes. Turns out you're a prime candidate 🚮🏌🏽‍♀️

Just to shock you, President William Ruto and DCP party leader Rigathi Gachagua will work together in 2027. Both Riggy G and Kasongo will be in the same coalition in 2027.

@OfficialPCMR Curious, what would you guys use these for?

Some people are born lucky.

@Ja_Konyango Because that way they get to push the subsidy to the next government while still stealing

So the government wants a loan to subsidize fuel that is overtaxed😂 why not just reduce the taxes?

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@wode_maya How to harvest grade500 tea leaves

Inside Zambia’s Only Tea Plantation 🇿🇲

This is Nyeri level 5 pharmacy. A few months ago during my internship. The pharmacy is so big but you'll find very few drugs in the pharmacy. Then you hear the governor now wants to be elected as the senator to do oversight of the same things he was unable to do. Very shameless.