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@vxunderground Was there, can confirm

Meanwhile in San Francisco:

@vxunderground Plz

I have five vouchers to NVIDIA's "Exploring Adversarial Machine Learning" course. This is a g1v3aw@y. Does anyone want a free voucher? (I have to avoid certain words or else the bots and weirdos appear in comment section) learn.nvidia.com/courses/course…

@vxunderground @ivycybered One day I’ll win one of these

Giveaway. @IvyCyberEd is sponsoring a hardware giveaway because they're cool and badass. They're giving away a laptop. - 12.96″ touchscreen tablet with detachable keyboard - Intel N100 Processor - 12GB LPDDR5 RAM (currently valued at $14,000,000) - 512GB SSD - GL.iNet GL-A1300 VPN Travel Router Other stuff with it: - @GetPrivacySafe E2EE software on a portable USB key + 12 month subscription to sync and backup at PrivacySafe.app - vx-underground stuff with it How to win: - Leave a comment below - USA only, it's expensive to mail stuff

@vxunderground @nikhil_mitt @struppigel i try every year, maybe this time

Big giveaway. - (x3) Certified Red Team Expert (CRTE) - (x3) Certified by Altered Security Red Team Professional for Azure (CARTP) - (x10) Malware Analysis for Hedgehogs Bundle CTRE and CARTP sponsored by @nikhil_mitt Malware Analysis sponsored by @struppigel Leave a comment below on what you'd like. Winners chosen in 24 hours.

@vxunderground When are you posting your cat db on vxug?

This isn't a joke

@vxunderground @nikhil_mitt Been super interested in an @AlteredSecurity cert for a while, but

Giveaway. @nikhil_mitt has sponsored THREE (x3) CRTP (Certified Red Team Professional) vouchers. - 30 day on-demand course - Attack & Defend labs - Lab access Comment below for a chance to win. Winners selected in 24 hours. Pic unrelated

@vxunderground @TorGuard

Giveaway. @TorGuard has sponsored a vx-underground harddrive (complete collection) giveaway. If you're the selected winner I will mail you an external harddrive with everything from vx-underground. As a bonus, I will also throw in some TorGuard stickers. What you will get: - 45,000,000+- malware samples - 90,000+- malware papers - 10,000+ malware builders - All vx-underground artwork - Lots of cat pictures - TorGuard stickers How to enter: - Follow @TorGuard on Xitter - Leave a comment below A winner will be selected in 24 hours. tl;dr look inside, malware

@vxunderground @Level_Effect

Giveaway. @Level_Effect has gifted us 5 x SOC Analyst Tier 3 Bundles > Takes you literally from how Windows boots up, to Tier 2-3+ levels of triage, remediation, and prevention. > Includes Virtual SOC training handling tickets in a case management platform. > Courses have vouchers to their exams including CDCP cert which is a 1 week practical, no multiple choice, report-deliverable certification exam that is manually graded Leave a comment below for a chance to win. Winner will be selected in 24 hours. Course information: training.leveleffect.com/bundles/30f253…

@vxunderground @Octoberfest73 THIS IS THE ONE I WANT

Giveaway. @Octoberfest73 has sponsored two Zero Point Security "BOF Development & Tradecraft" courses. tl;dr Training course on Cobalt Strike and malware C2 stuff. Leave a comment below for a chance to win. Course information: zeropointsecurity.co.uk/course/bof-dev

@vxunderground @cyberwarfarelab

Hello. I have partnered with @cyberwarfarelab to give away FOUR HUNDRED (400) vouchers to their Infinity Learning Pro Plan. This is worth $119,600. - 130+ hands-on labs, including advanced attack chains - Unlimited challenge time - Monthly new challenges & scenario updates - Leaderboards for nerds - ??? This is a massive giveaway. How to enter: 1. You NEED a Gmail account. IF YOU ARE SELECTED AS A WINNER authentication is performed via Gmail. It does NOT have to be your real Gmail. It can be a disposable email. However, if you DO NOT have a Gmail you WILL NOT be able to authenticate. 2. This is a pit of doom. You're all fighting. Leave a comment below with an IMAGE of your SILLIEST weapon of choice. 3. This giveaway will be active for the next 48 hours (unless I get bored). It is November 30th, 2025. If you comment AFTER December 2nd, 2025 then you're a big stinky nerd. You have missed the pit of doom. 4. Winners will notified by me commenting your comment. If you do not respond to the DM within 24 hours (if you're selected) you forfeit your win and someone else is chosen. PAY ATTENTION. Good luck in the pit of doom. Have fun. I expect lots of laughs from the silliness. Cheers,

@vxunderground @cyberwarfarelab Is this cat?

Giveaway time. Our friends at @cyberwarfarelab have gifted us AIO (All In One) Access to ALL of their courses for TWO PEOPLE You'll have access to the following courses (including labs). It is a lot. You're not expected to complete everything. This is valued at over $11,000. If you're gifted this you're expected to actually do something and not be a bum. This is a life changing giveaway. If you win this giveaway, bucked up, and lock in, you could be big brain real fast. Don't squander this. How to enter: - Leave a comment - ??? - I like cats Red Teaming: - Web Red Team Analyst [Web-RTA] - Active Directory Red Team Specialist [AD-RTS] - Enterprise Lateral Movement Specialist [CELMS] - Red Team Analyst [CRTA] - Red Team Specialist [CRTS V2] - Red Team Infra Dev [CRT-ID] - Stealth Cyber Operator [CSCO] Blue Teaming: - Blue Team Fundamentals [BTF] - Cyber Defence Analyst [CCDA] Purple Teaming: - Purple Teaming Fundamentals-C-Edition - Process Injection Analyst [CPIA] - Purple Team Analyst [CPTA V2] Cloud Security: - Multi-Cloud Red Team Analyst [MCRTA] - Hybrid Multi-Cloud Red Team Specialist [CHMRTS] - Google Cloud Red Team Specialist [CGRTS] - AWS Cloud Red Team Specialist [CARTS] - Multi-Cloud Blue Team Analyst [MCBTA] Ethical Hacking (Introduction courses): - Cyber Security Analyst [C3SA] - Certified Cyber Security Engineer [CCSE] Evasion & Exploitation: - Red Team – CredOps Infiltrator [CRT-COI] - Enterprise Sec. Controls Attack Specialist [CESC-AS] - Windows Internals Red Team Operator [CWI-RTO] - Certified Exploit Development Professional [CEDP] DevOps: - Certified DevOps Red Team Analyst (DO-RTA) Kubernetes Security: - K8s Red Team Analyst (K8s-RTA)

@vxunderground @ddd1ms It’s that time of year again

It is time for our first giveaway. We're giving away a Librem 14 from Purism. It's a fancy expensive $1,400+- laptop. Requirements: - Follow @ddd1ms on Xitter - Comment below Librem is a pro-privacy laptop that unironically comes with a fuckin' kill switches for mic, bluetooth, camera. It has Intel Management engine disabled. It runs PureOS, with app sandboxing, adblocking, tracking protection, etc. This laptop is basically a privacy nerd laptop. It also comes with a bunch of NSA stickers, HOPE (Hackers on Planet Earth) stickers, FBI Most Wanted stickers, etc. I forgot to ask for the specs on the laptop, but I'll get that stuff later on. Attached image is the laptop he'll mail to your home.

Live in ~10 minutes for BSides Pyongyang

@vxunderground Infinite pizza glitch gg

Got invited to do another talk at another University Getting paid in pizza again Easiest pizza of my life. Good game, nerds.

@coolman542 @Hikaru_Chansey @kanavtwt Go Usenet and only torrent for back up

@Hikaru_Chansey @kanavtwt What torrents do you use for your arrs?

There is a free and open source alternative to Netflix btw. It's called Stremio.

@vxunderground Counterfeit is illegal

I know you've never seen this much money in your life

@vxunderground @rekdt Selling courses

@rekdt What do you define as hacker culture?

/me raises hand Uhhh, hi. Hello. Maybe this is a stupid question, but I genuinely don't understand something. Why do people who work in information security say things like, "fuck the feds"? If you work in information security then they're the ones who are capable of apprehending the people you're actively defending against.

@vxunderground Oh you fancy

@vxunderground @grok wtf smelly talkin about

A lot of people don't know this but it's called a computer "virus" because the first "virus" was written by Robert B. Virus. It was written in Rust and discovered in the wild in October, 1976. It primarily targeted Windows 10 machines. He called it Stuxnet

@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceGreats

4 days to CES. Win this GeForce 8800 Ultra - the 1st CUDA GPU Signed by NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang 🖋️ Comment #GeForceGreats for a chance to WIN!