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Hey @MDOTNews, you need to get on this BS.

@Mike_Pence @dunkindonuts ERROR: Unhandled exception "segmentation fault" in subroutine "order_donut" in module "simulate_normal_human_behavior". Execution of thread or process terminated.

@NatsRadio IS IT POSSIBLE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ADS BEING 5X THE VOLUME OF THE BROADCAST ON THE MLB APP? MY EARS AND MY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WILL THANK YOU!

50 degrees but perfect!

@WYPR881FM @smaucionewypr It's also illegal. Seems like kind of important detail to miss.

In Baltimore, some residents are finding a novel way to fight off the winter blues. Magnet fishing is bringing residents down to a local pier to see what kind of trash or treasure they can pry up from the muck. @smaucionewypr reports for NPR: npr.org/2023/02/02/115…

@Marcissist @Ticketmaster Don't worry, it's cool, the artist gets 60% of that $20.

Almost did a "this is banjo erasure!" hot take but then I saw it. I approve. Can't wait to taste this year's batch.

At a brewery out in the suburbs, where some acoustic designer ensured that the terrible music would be inescapable and the exact same volume everywhere. I guess they did both a great job and the worst job.

@yeahrightgirlhg It's popular with me

my unpopular opinion is that keyless ignitions are stupid. it’s so easy to lose the fob, I never know where to put it when I drive, and I will forget it in the car 1/2 times I get out. put the key holes back thanks

@aprilhussar If anyone in DC/NoVa is nodding along, you can donate them to @AlexArchaeology for use in educational programs.

Do other families have Bad Mugs that no one wants to use but for some reason they just live eternally in the cupboard and take up too much space yet there they remain, never being chosen?

@Grimisham Thanks for sharing!

One of the few Casual Dots interviews in existence is on a podcast in 2023 weirdly enough. I do dig Vish’s interviews though obviously I’d wished more of Christina’s past bands were discussed, but hey it’s here enjoy (and play both Casual Dots albums): vishkhanna.com/2023/01/10/ep-…

Welcome to 2023... the year the Orioles win the World Series

@ryangrim That the firm you're talking about? They sure doled me out a steady diet of punishment for donating in 2020. Never again. That's the goal, right?

@ryangrim I bet MITCH MCCONNELL IS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS! IT'S ALL OVER!

MotherShip is the Dem firm responsible for so much of the wild doomsday spam in your inbox

Hidden “junk” fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – add up quickly. President Biden called on his Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in the pockets of Americans.

CANDIDATES: All legal votes will be counted, including votes for you. If you have the most votes in the final tally, you will be elected. If you do not have the most votes, you will have lost your election.

Holy shit. This is some *terrifying* white nationalist rhetoric.

Good thing Houston didn't waste an out on a squeeze play there. Excellent job playing the math, eggheads.

boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers

@heathermizeur Is it streaming live, and at what time?

I’m taking the stage for our first and only #MD01 debate! The debate will be posted on Cecil.tv and on our social media this evening. #WeAreOne