Donnie

@JackPosobiec Is this a late April Fools Day joke? Seems too good to be true.

Too amazing to be true

@BreitbartNews Republicans need to remind the voters of Minnesota what the Virginia voters were told prior to the last election and what the word of a Democrat is good for. They need to start tying these people to others and make that pay.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar is claiming that as Governor of Minnesota, she will crack down on fraud with "a top-to-bottom audit of our state government." She does not name the elephant in the room: Somali residents exploiting welfare systems.

@TrumpsHurricane The white male population thanks you

This Liberal woman says “I will no longer be associating with White males of any kind” What is your response to her ??

@KatyPerry184437 I ain’t gonna lie…I wish I could unsee that

I ain't gonna lie, I WISH SOMEONE DID THIS FOR ME AS A KID

Dilbert 10 Years Ago

@JfkPascalNajadX *Of course, DEI Justice Jackson dissented. --Stunned

🚨 BREAKING: The US Supreme Court just ruled that Colorado Democrats’ ban on talk therapy for kids identifying as transgender is UNCONSTITUTIONAL The 8-1 ruling is a HUGE win for America’s kids 🙏🏻 Of course, DEI Justice Jackson dissented.

@AlecMacGillis Three kids, a wife and a dog: 950 square foot house. We made it work.

"Rilee Stewart and Brock Goodwin always imagined having several children... But that vision shifted once they settled into their 2,000-sq-foot house with a $3,200 mortgage... They realized that even with one child, they would most likely need more space." nytimes.com/2026/04/26/bus…

@ggreenwald It was wrong then, and it's wrong now.

I know it's a religious-type need to believe your own side's rhetoric is restrained, polite, muted and respectful while the other side's is violent, murderous and dangerous, so I understand why this provokes rage. But all you need is a Google search, or a memory, or a mirror.

No inflammatory rhetoric about the American president please.

@SenatorSlotkin @SenatorSlotkin, please stop your existential threat rhetoric, both towards the president and your political opponents. You SHOULD be smart enough to defeat them with ideals, not rhetoric. As a Michigan resident, I'm disappointed with you and expect better.

I am grateful that the President and all the guests from last night's event are safe, and no one was seriously injured. I thank first responders for their work. While an investigation is underway, we should all be clear that political violence has no place in America.

I do not care who gets mad at me for saying this: President Trump, Thank you for something far deeper than politics. Thank you for waking up every morning at 79 years old and carrying a weight most people could never handle. Thank you for the meals you missed, the family moments you never got back, the sleepless nights, the long flights, the endless pressure, and the burden of serving a country that never stops demanding more. Thank you for getting back up every single time the world tried to bury you. Thank you for enduring attacks, lies, betrayal, and pressure that would have broken most people for good. Thank you for giving up comfort, privacy, peace, and the life you had built to sit in the hardest seat on earth and fight for this country. You did not have to do any of this. You already had the money, the success, the properties, the lifestyle, and the freedom. You could have walked away. Instead, you chose sacrifice. You chose responsibility. You chose America. Thank you for everything you carried that so many never fully saw. Thank you for every morning you chose this country over yourself. We see you. We appreciate you. And we thank you. God bless you. God protect you. And may God keep giving you the strength to carry what most people never could.

@elonmusk Can @grok help with this?

Worth double-checking charitable giving to make sure it actually helps the cause you care about

@shipwreckedcrew Since when is Elon a republican? Sure he supported Trump, that's only because the Democrats went batshit crazy! He voted for Obama twice! Dude...

What about YouTube and Netflix?

This is NOT what eminent domain laws were meant for! The Georgia Court of Appeals just sided with Sandersville Railroad in a history-changing decision. The decision now empowers a PRIVATE COMPANY to take family farmland that's been with families since the Civil War. That reportedly includes some families whose ancestors farmed the land dating back to slavery times. Families and farmers argue this is a ‘an abuse of eminent domain: a private company using government power to take land primarily for its own benefit’. Next up... Supreme Court. If a private company can take something that your family has owned for centuries... do we really own anything? REPOST and make sure EVERYONE sees this. #thinblueline #Lawenforcement

@BuzzPatterson @drawandstrike I think I trust Iran on the Straights more than Europe ATM. At least they’re consistent .

It looks like peace with Iran is imminent. Stocks are way up, and oil prices are way down. The US Navy controls the Strait and the EU countries will take it over at some point. Iran lost everything and they are no longer allowed to enrich uranium. They’ve significantly damaged their relationships with their former Gulf allies. The US military won. They just executed the most flawless and historically unthinkable military operation in my lifetime. We are back! It’s over. The US won. Trump won. And, by extension, the American left lost. They, once again, chose the wrong team. Let their gnashing of teeth and prehistoric animal screeching commence! And I’m here for it! What are your thoughts? Agree or disagree? Please reply. I read ALL responses.

@LibTearCreator1 This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! Great!

Candace Owens isn’t just dumb. She is Americas highest level DEI hire.

@DrunkRepub But, but, but, why not 100%???

Insane to me the number of supposed right wingers on this site who are buying the “Iran is winning the war” bullshit. By every metric they have been decimated militarily, with: - 90% of their weapons factories destroyed. - roughly 80% of air defense systems knocked out. - and the vast majority of their navy fleet sunk. These same people have mocked the left for years for falling for mainstream media propaganda only to turn around and do the exact same thing. Criticism of the war is fine, but ignoring the basic reality of the outcomes only helps our enemies. Wake the F up.

@IfindRetards A View of Retards

What are we calling a group of retards?

@IfindRetards Whoever makes the posts for @GovPressOffice

What's something people do that automatically makes them retarded?

Hello Senator Thune, Let's expose what you're really doing with "reconciliation." You announced it yesterday, eleven months after the House passed the SAVE America Act. You're not trying to pass this bill. You're trying to kill it in a way you can blame on process. Here's how we know: Reconciliation requires the Senate parliamentarian to rule that provisions are "budgetary." Citizenship verification is not budgetary. Photo ID mandates are not budgetary. The parliamentarian will gut the bill. Then you'll shrug and say "we tried." We see through you. Meanwhile, you WON'T use the tools that actually work: Rule XIX limits each senator to two speeches per legislative day. Keep the Senate in continuous session, file cloture daily, and the filibuster exhausts in ~12-20 days. You dismissed it as "complicated." Because if you tried and succeeded, you'd have to actually pass the bill. Harry Reid nuked the filibuster in 2013 when he wanted results. Mitch McConnell changed Senate rules THREE times and canceled the August recess. Chuck Schumer used reconciliation within months on a 50-50 Senate. You have 53 seats. You've changed nothing, canceled nothing, and waited eleven months. Now let's talk donors: • Goldman Sachs: $150K to you - top H-1B user • Google: $75K - lobbies against E-Verify • Meta: $72.5K - Zuckerberg's FWD[.]us pushes mass immigration • Wells Fargo: $90K - banks undocumented immigrants Same corporations sponsor Punchbowl News, where you sit for "Fly Out Days" which nobody watches except Congress staffers and K Street lobbyists who pays premium bucks for legislative intelligence. Their reporter then telegraphs to the audience the SAVE Act "will ultimately fail." Corporate money flows to you AND to the outlet that frames your inaction as inevitable. We see the loop. You called grassroots anger a "paid influencer ecosystem." YOU are the paid influencer. You take the wrong side of a 80% issue because you are indistinguishable from a K Street mouthpiece, and an ineffective one to boot who won't bend the rules to get anything passed. What we want: 1. Force a real talking filibuster. 2. Stop hiding behind process. 3. Pass the SAVE America Act. YOU will become the reason that we will have our butts kicked in midterms. Not Candace Owens, not Nick Fuentes, not anyone else. You and you alone, and all because you want to make the 200 or so viewers of Punchbowl Fly Out Days happy. You're living in a K Street information bubble, addicted to the comforts and praises of lobbyists masquerading as journalists. You mistake the steak and martini dinners you get invited to as your own constituents. You are not "moderate." The SAVE America Act has 98% support among Republicans. Name one other thing that has 98% support. You are an extreme minority who prides himself on being a calm leader, when in reality you are well in the running for the most ineffective Majority leader of all time. Prove me wrong. Do the bare modicum of effort. Not symbolic. Actual effort. Cancel the recess. Get SAVE America Act passed.

@ResisttheMS In other words: LOOK AT ME!

MUST-SEE: James Carville vows to stay in "sheer rage" against President Trump. "I'm gonna be godd*mn insane! I'm gonna be ripsh*t!" "You can mock us. You can make fun of us. You can pity us. But we're not going to change our f*cking minds!"