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@catturd2 I just keep thinking it's a giant butt plug.

if Obamacare was a building.

@RepJasmine Need any help packing up your office? We are counting down the days!

D.C.’s biggest bully just pulled up to the Supreme Court to try to intimidate the justices into ending birthright citizenship. No sitting president has ever attended oral arguments — but this one thinks the Constitution is optional and that the Court must bow down to him.

@LeadingReport Wait....they've always said this couldn't happen 🙄

BREAKING: Rep. Nancy Pelosi says Republicans may hack into voting machines to win the midterms. “They may try to creep into the technology and create a false count.”

@mattvanswol Nailed it

I think I know why everything sucks... ...and it's because everything is fake We are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach you fake education and get you fake jobs. We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research. We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products. We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything. We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves. We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage. We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real. We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat. We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments. We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths. We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months. We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made. IT. IS. ALL. FAKE. And we all yearn for what was once real. Don't you remember? Did you forget? There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract. When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does! When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them. When a family could live off a single income. When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it. When schools was HARD... and that was the point! When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house, When you bought something once... and it was yours forever. When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad. And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.

@Sassafrass_84 Just the way we like it 😂😂

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@SenateGOP Your bullshit days are over and there is no placaring us. What yall dif is disgusting and every damn of you should resign in deep shame.

Democrats’ goal is to prevent ICE from enforcing immigration law. They’ve failed. ICE still fully funded and removing criminal illegal aliens. Democrats’ one accomplishment: showing the entire country that they care more about illegal aliens than Americans.

@shipwreckedcrew Please don't make the mistake of saying what they did or how they did it is in any way legal or defensible .

I believe there is a huge over-reaction caused by a mis-understanding about what the Senate bill did and did not do last night.

@DataRepublican @StevenPSchrage Of course it does. All of their energies and policies are focused on their self serving interests and never their constituents.

Been doing research on Senate corruption, relying heavily on @StevenPSchrage who has been trying to whistleblow for a long time, and it goes much deeper than you'd think. Stay tuned.

@megynkelly @0hour1 FFS please take off the holier than thee crown and take a breath. The pulse check you claim to know about MAGA is wrong. Yes, you can be wrong. Take two aspirin and chill.

@0hour1 Oh I’m sorry, are you for this war continuing until Trump has ZERO support with the groups that elected him president in ‘24? Perhaps you’re the Democrat, Zero.

It’s going great.

@TexasBigSky @catturd2 MAGA is just fine. The grifters are just getting their time in the sunshine with no filters...they look like 💩

@catturd2 MAGA is so fractured I'm not sure how you keep track of it all. 🤣

This is disgusting bottom feeding grifting. Sickening.

@0hour1 I want Thune voted out but first we have to get the Senate to oust him as majority leader and as fast as we can.

Yesterday I said I may leave the Republican Party it was in hopes that Thune would do something. Well today we have a mission to start getting Thune out of the party. I’m allowed to get mad once in awhile about the party. It’s natural to get pissed. 😡

@BasedMikeLee They won't do either. They're useless twats all grafting off of us with great disdain for constituents.

The Senate GOP has exactly two options if it wants to avoid drifting into irrelevance and a stunning loss in November: (1) Keep the filibuster and 60-vote cloture rule fully intact, but stand ready to overcome Senate Democrats’ unprecedented pattern of obstruction by aggressively enforcing the “talking filibuster”—a move that would require senators to work longer, harder hours and take fewer recesses, but lead to more thoughtful, careful deliberation in the legislative process, OR (2) Nuke the filibuster. I strongly prefer the first option. But we must choose either one or the other—because the status quo isn’t working and the resulting inertia isn’t just making it impossible to pursue a coherent agenda; it’s hurting the American people. What’s your preference?

@SenateGOP You are fuckingbackstabbing cowards!

During the past 41 days, Senate Democrats showed America who they’re fighting for. 480+ TSA agents quit, the U.S. suffered over $2.5 billion in losses, and there were four-hour-long lines at our busiest airports. All to protect criminal illegal aliens from deportation.

@ClayTravis The Left is a cesspool of hate, cruelty and anger with nothing for core values.

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

@RCPolitics Shes pissed they stole her cloak 🤭🤭

Megyn Kelly: The Nerve Of Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin, Two Original Never Trumpers, To Now Cloak Themselves In MAGA realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/03/…

🚨 No more games, @LeaderJohnThune Including the SAVE America Act in another reconciliation package is a fake promise that won’t ever see the light of day, and you know it. Proof of citizenship to vote is non-negotiable, over 85% of Americans demand it. Stop the delay tactics, we see you!

@SenateGOP Stop the bullshit! Yall have the majority, because of us! If you wanted this done it would be. You're being nothing short of traitors to us! So so angry 😠 😡 👿 😤

In America today, you could miss your flight because Democrats want to make it harder to stop deporting illegal aliens who commit crimes against Americans. Democrats’ priorities are truly shocking.

@LeaderJohnThune Do your fucking job and pass the SAVE ACT!! I am so sick of the excuses and posturing. Get it the hell done!!!

As a steadfast advocate for the year-round sale of E15 fuel, I appreciate the Trump administration’s decision today to allow the summertime sale of E15 across our nation. A permanent legislative solution to permit year-round E15 must remain a top priority.

@BarackObama Then you stand proud over the biggest, stinking pile of 💩legislation ever written. It has damaged millions of families while making insurance companies rich. It was one big grift and you're proud?

The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.

Are you listening @JohnCornyn ?