Rocco Weekends, Esq.

Justice Alito has officially had enough of Justice Jackson.

@ElonMuskSucks97 @Middle_Relief @still_boneless Okay sorry Maple Leaf MAGA - are you stupid, dumb, or just slow?

@69Brock69 @Middle_Relief @still_boneless Sorry, but I have a personal policy. I realize the word “retarded“ is back in vogue in some circles, but I’m not going to talk to people who use it.

How did you drive to Chipotle without a license?

@ElonMuskSucks97 @Middle_Relief @still_boneless This is such a retarded take. Do you have CPL? Do you know the penalty for carrying without CPL on you??

@Middle_Relief @69Brock69 @still_boneless I have a license. It's in my wallet. Sometimes I can find it. If I can't find it and I need to go somewhere, I still go. Do you have any further questions in this incredibly boring and pointless argument that is somehow still getting worse?

@ZoltanOSU @ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless You willing to test it out?

@69Brock69 @ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless You’re an idiot. No cop would impound over that. They’d use the PC they have in their fucking passenger seat to check your info, and as long as it’s good, have you on your way with a warning.

@EnduranceEgo @ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless 🎯🎯🎯

@69Brock69 @ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless This is why democrats are the way they are. They take everything literally rather than using common sense.

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

@ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless Ok. I think context matters. But point being, still illegal and reason to get stopped and car impounded. But to each their own.

@69Brock69 @still_boneless That's different. The question was "how did you drive without a license?" I drove.

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

And just like that, we are HUGE Cade Cunningham fans “I get my aura from Jesus Christ - my Lord and Savior. God blessed me with parents who raised me in a way I wouldn’t trade for the world.” (Via @omarisankofa 🎥)

The current state of Boston sports is basically equivalent to the Islamic State of Iran.

@ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless Still illegal

@still_boneless I…drove to Chipotle? I leave the house without my wallet accidentally at least once a week.

Thankful for Police Officers like Richardson! A hero in the flesh and in the spirit.

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

@SenPolehanki @MikeRogersForMI I like how you completely ignore the fact Wayne County’s ballot counting process is flawed and instead focus on who is calling for supervision. Democrat Logic

In 2020 in Detroit, Trump supporters — banging on windows and hurling insults and provocations — tried to storm the room where Detroit’s absentee ballots were processed and counted by mostly Black women. So, when @MikeRogersForMI says this last month👇👇👇 ‘You know what, let's put police officers — retired or off-duty police officers— as our poll watchers in Detroit.' Because, go ahead: Try to intimidate them. Please." "Because they're very good about intimidating our Republican poll watchers. Remember when they put paper over all the windows?" When Mike Rogers says this👆👆👆 who are the “they” whom he alleges “intimidated” Republican poll watchers with *checks notes* paper? Never mind that a Republican-led oversight hearing in the Michigan Senate (and hundreds of other audits) declared that the 2020 vote was accurate. Why is Mike Rogers prepping another campaign to discredit Detroit’s poll workers? Here’s the scene from the poll workers POV👇

@bofrench @RepFine * born to American parents too. This is an important requirement.

@RepFine I am for this. You also need to add they have to be a natural born citizen so we can stop electing foreigners.

Armenians should not serve in Congress. Neither should Somalis. Or Guatemalans. Or — wait for it— Israelis. If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours. We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress. NOW.

Waiting to see the effect of the Spirit Airlines shutdown has on Carnival cruises.

@seanmdav Half the law schools should be nuked too

This is huge. The American Bar Association is an illegal cartel which for some reason has been given the sole authority to determine who can be an attorney and who can be a law school. Its illegal monopoly needs to be nuked.

Put Sgt Grasso on the $20 bill!