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hi i noticed you from across the boundless gulf that separates two people from ever truly knowing one another's innermost selves and i really like your vibe
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Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
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Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
@8chabard
music, language learning (日本語/中文/한국어), nerd shit. not even legible to myself. assigned wordcel at birth. dms open.
Palo Alto, CA Katılım Haziran 2009
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@lumpfished honesty im not sure i understand the crab pizza either
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lol im eating crab pizza watching the latest episode of danadan
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it's good
not wonderful but definitely not disgusting
Lysander, 8 CHA Bard@8chabard
i have psyopped myself into trying crab pizza will report back
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"In my experience, people in my ingroup tend to have more empathy"
Dude no way
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@kenthecowboy_ this is one of the most iconic and canonical ken tweets to me
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West Coast Kenny@kenthecowboy_
@dissproportion I simply accept any and all excuses from a woman. You can't date me because you have to wash your hair? Of course, queen. Don't want a relationship because of the economy? Say no more. Dumping me because Aries is in Aquarius? That's all you had to say
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Classic kenny
West Coast Kenny@kenthecowboy_
One time, I asked out a Taco Bell cashier Her: "Sorry, I'm actually 17" Me: "Oh, sorry I didn't know" Her "it's OK i--" Random Guy behind me in the Taco Bell line: "No dude, Romeo and juliet laws. How old are you? You gotta look it up, dude. Dude, it's literally legal"
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Ok, this is a pretty good one to have been my biggest hits
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@FractalAuth yea idk how people complain about the lovely pineapple when stuff like this exists
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@8chabard Sounds way worse than pineapple pizza (which is delicious)
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i have psyopped myself into trying crab pizza
will report back
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i forgot i tweeted this and then saw it on the timeline and i was like wow me too that’s relatable what are the chances
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oh no my hotel is 5 minutes from guitar center im doomed
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do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
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People tell kids "don't complain," but this actually Lays out why you shouldn't
I don't complain about politics because I don't vote
I don't complain about women because I don't let them mistreat me
I don't complain about my job because if I don't like it, I quit
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