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A Bort Enjoyer

@ABortEnjoyer

Dont you just love a good Bort?

Springfield, O heya Maude! Katılım Ocak 2026
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Beaver 🦁
Beaver 🦁@beaverd·
i would never think to eat the silica gel if it didn't say "DO NOT EAT" on it what are they hiding from us? what powers does it give you when eaten?
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Joe M Sonntag
Joe M Sonntag@JoeMSonntag1·
I’m going to be adding a tier to the Reaper Destroyer #2 Preview Edition campaign, launching tomorrow. The @jonmalin black and white special LIMITED edition cover, signed by the Man himself. I’m thinking about making this a foil cover or spot foil. Will keep you updated. Launching tomorrow at noon!
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Vonster
Vonster@__RiseAgain__·
It was very unexpected for @EthanVanSciver to reach out and offer a kind handshake and to put the past behind us. I agreed with it. I'd much rather get along with fellow artists and make great art. So let's get back to work and back to having fun, people. Good times ahead! #Comicsgate
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A Bort Enjoyer
A Bort Enjoyer@ABortEnjoyer·
@Jojobro96764851 @MuckeyMowzhe @EthanVanSciver Im not here to convince you on something that i cannot prove, obviously. but if you imagine a being that existed before light and space did, as in genesis, it would be a being that existed beyond time and space, beyond anything we can measure. so how could we go around proving it
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Jojobro
Jojobro@Jojobro96764851·
@ABortEnjoyer @MuckeyMowzhe @EthanVanSciver Because ALL we have is physical levels. Everything else can be delusions. So when you say "God is a concept/entity beyond human understanding", I tell you: There is no proof anything like that can or does exist. Yet, you just go "I believe it does". Well, I'm not convinced.
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ETHAN VAN SCIVER
ETHAN VAN SCIVER@EthanVanSciver·
Whew, this is tangled, Scott. 1. I don't reject science. At all. The opposite. Earth is much much much older than 8000 years, and everything that this implies, until such time as that is disproven through facts and evidence, not the Bible. 2. No, you shouldn't be required to provide proof of God at all, because God isn't provable through scientific means. It's a spiritual matter, not a scientific one. Science will answer the HOW of creation, God explains the MEANING of it. And that meaning is supported by and for your faith alone. People who confuse this end up getting upset.
Scott Timbrell@scott_timbrell

@MccollumRandall @EthanVanSciver And also EVS is rejecting science because he believes you shouldn't be required to provide proof for the claim of god. At least that's what I gather from it. He wants faith, with by definition requires the lack of evidence, testing and facts/stats to support or deny

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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Streamer “Clavicular,” arrested Thursday night in Fort Lauderdale, according to police. He is charged with misdemeanor battery after a video him shooting at what appears to be a dead alligator during a stream while on an airboat in the Everglades.
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Royce Lopez
Royce Lopez@hippojuicefilm·
The reason these moo cows s can't find a good man is because you have to be forklift certified to date them.
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A Bort Enjoyer
A Bort Enjoyer@ABortEnjoyer·
I might be working on something. Or maybe not! This might take a while or end up in a failure. We shall see. @EthanVanSciver
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Jojobro
Jojobro@Jojobro96764851·
@ABortEnjoyer @MuckeyMowzhe @EthanVanSciver As I said before: Whenever someone tells you that something can't be explained (or even SHOULDN'T), and "you have to feel it to understand it"... I get alarmed. It's probably some bullshit.
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A Bort Enjoyer
A Bort Enjoyer@ABortEnjoyer·
@TylerPurcell24 People who buy these dont care if it costs 400k or 800k, they have the money to spend and dont think about it twice. "Same price for everyone, only expensive to brokies"
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Tyler Purcell - Laundry & Finance
Look, I’m a boat guy, but who in the heck is buying $400k wake boats? I’d rather have a few cool cars. Not to mention it probably drops $100k in value the second it’s “used”.
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sarah
sarah@drsarah·
I don’t know who needs to hear this but WD-40 is a solvent not a lubricant.
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ETHAN VAN SCIVER
ETHAN VAN SCIVER@EthanVanSciver·
The Mysterious Benefactor has PAID my cover rate for ONE OF YOU to get a cover from me for your comic book. That's $4000. PAID. Folks, if you're a comic creator who would like my art on your comic, let me know below, and we're going to decide via polling. Include some sample art!
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A Bort Enjoyer
A Bort Enjoyer@ABortEnjoyer·
@gregkellyusa I have my mothers handprint that was taken on her deathbed tattooed on my chest over my heart.
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Greg Kelly
Greg Kelly@gregkellyusa·
What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly
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