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JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

this metaphor in Musk v. Altman closing statements is SENDING me

@RonDeSantis @elonmusk @iliketeslas 5 people in our family bought Model Y. We don’t care about electric cars, we wanted the FSD and we love it. I am spreading the gospel everywhere I can, but people still don’t believe it exists.

“Dad, $SNDK is $1406 now. Weren’t you able to buy it for $36 just a year ago?” “Son, I was too busy buying $MSTR at $450 and it is now at $186..”

$TSLA has increased 100% since this embarrassing moment

@engineers_feed A-10

Does your current car have a name? What is it?

Clorox is trading at its cheapest forward multiples in more than a decade and has the highest dividend yield since 1983 $CLX

BREAKING: Reportedly, the war in Iran is causing a shortage of Diet Coke, per NYP

@yzyupdates Was he wearing his boots ?!

Ye leaving a federal court in Los Angeles where he took the stand in his copyright trial.

McDonald’s reported quarterly earnings and revenue that beat expectations, as diners spend more at its U.S. restaurants even in what CEO Chris Kempczinski called “a challenging environment.” $MCD cnbc.com/2026/05/07/mcd…

McDonald’s CEO: "McDonald's delivered this quarter. Our 6% global Systemwide sales growth shows how we executed with discipline, proving that we can drive results even in a challenging environment" $MCD: +4% PM

JUST IN: South Korea officially surpasses Canada as the world's 7th largest stock market.

Tesla Model 3 In Canada is cheaper than a Honda Accord, Civic Hybrid and Camry SE Hybrid. Even Cheaper in Québec

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

AMD adds $120 billion in market cap after beating revenue guidance by $700 million

AMD $AMD JUST REPORTED Q1 EARNINGS The headline numbers: - Revenue: $10,253M vs $9,892M est 🟢 - Adjusted EPS: $1.37 vs $1.29 est 🟢 - Adjusted Net Income: $2,265M vs $2,114M est 🟢 - GAAP EPS: $0.84 - GAAP Net Income: $1,383M - Gross Margin: 53% Q2 guidance came in well above consensus: - Q2 Revenue: $11,200M vs $10,516M est 🟢 - Q2 Adjusted Gross Margin: 56% The strategic commentary: - "Customer engagement around MI450 series and Helios is strengthening" The numbers translate to: - ~3.6% Q1 revenue beat - ~6.2% Q1 adjusted EPS beat - ~6.5% Q2 revenue guide above consensus (~$684M above midpoint) - ~3 percentage points of gross margin expansion expected from Q1 to Q2 A clean beat-and-raise.

Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger had a 3rd partner named Rick Guerin. He sold his BRK shares to Warren and Charlie at $40 in 1974 due to his other over leveraged positions. In 2022, I asked Charlie Munger about how was Rick as a person and an investor. His answer:

@SenWarren Please stop

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

Model Y L review from Singapore: "The third row is not just a token pair of seats designed for children, pets or people you secretly dislike. Access is easy thanks to the open aisle between the second-row chairs, and once you are back there, space is surprisingly decent. Average-sized Singaporean adults will fit, especially if those in the second row are willing to slide forward a little. On the road, the Model Y L is still recognisably a Model Y. Visibility is excellent, the cabin is impressively quiet, and despite its extra length, it does not feel as large as the measurements suggest. The steering is quick, the body control is tidy, and there is enough composure to make the car feel more agile than a three-row electric SUV has any right to be. It does not behave like a cargo ship that has wandered into the wrong lane. It uses the same dual-motor setup as the Long Range AWD variant, producing 378kW and 590Nm. That translates to 0-100km/h in five seconds flat, which is frankly absurd for something designed to carry six people and their weekend groceries. Charging remains one of Tesla’s strongest advantages. Its Supercharger network is still the easiest and most seamless to use in Singapore, and a 20-minute top-up to 80 per cent is entirely realistic under the right conditions. It offers space without becoming enormous, performance without feeling unruly, and range without constant charging anxiety. More importantly, it gives Tesla something it previously lacked here: a proper family-sized EV with three usable rows." - Sean Loo (full review below)

@WSJ I’m so glad I cancelled my subscription WSJ

Michael Jackson’s celebrity is so blinding, his music so compelling, that it cloaks him with an almost impenetrable shield from the truth: He was a stone cold pedophile, writes Maureen Orth. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4d79IeD